Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

He's just going through some stuff, okay?

Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

There is no excuse for this, who thought it was a good idea???

Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

Excuse me but what's going on here??

Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

hahahaha at least it is colorful

Looks like a bunch of bananas!

project codename: nutcracker.

Nutcracker Slide

Early practical classes on 'how to safeguard family jewels'.

When you wanted triplets

Marquis De Sade stuff

Early sterilisation project- for kids!

Child: I WANNA GO ON!!! Mum: Just don't spread your legs Bobby. Child: Pfffft, I'll be fine! Child: WHEEEEEE!!!!! Child: *spreads legs* Crunch!!! R.I.P testicles.

ouch!!

how to castrate your own son step 1 .......

Do they intentionally want kids to get injured?

Ouch!

looks dangerous to me...ouch..

something will end up being very sore very fast...

Oh my eggs 🥚

Boy, is that the truth.

*roblox death sound*

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaslide!

That looks like a recipe for pain, which is too bad, because it looks like so much fun. I think I would have loved this as a kid, figuring out what influence your balance and the position of your legs have on which path you're gonna take.

No more "one at a time, please?"

Just Ouch

please...kill me

i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman

The Luigi "Penis Pie" Special

I feel short

c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

Kill it with fire

Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted d**k pudding"

Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

Help us make fun safe by eliminating the fun!

And the sun does not exist...?

OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5

You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

why are there so many plagyground things like these...

He's ... He's staring right into my soul ...

Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

You always get in. Out is another question :)

That's actually pretty damn cool.

Winnie the Pooh after years of honey and hard drugs abuse.