Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

He's just going through some stuff, okay?

T^T sad *plays intro to Sad (Bo Burnham)*

"I think I can't, I think I can't, I think I can't."

"MAMAAAAA OOOOHHHHH. I DON'T WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMEE WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL"

Awe Tomas needs a hug

I hear its whisper

Me on the last day of vacations.

More like Thomas the Trainwreck

alexa wake me up inside

"All around me are familiar faces..."

HAAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! that made my Friday!

Depressed Thomas Be Like:

omg

That's the most depressing "train" I have ever seen.

awesome..

me irl

I'm just really sad today. I'll be better tomorrow

I relate to this train

I know that lady from the neighborhood

"Were you dumped?" ".....yes....."

Sad, sad train.

Thomas the Train after listening to a Cure album

Heroin goth Thomas.

Why don't you smile for me, sweetie?

Those are some huge lips there...LOL

Depends how you look at it. It can be quite useful for explaining how did they came to existence.. OR NOT.

There is no excuse for this, who thought it was a good idea???

Did someone wake up with the head next to them on a pillow Mafia-style?

Excuse me but what's going on here??

Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: WEEEEEEEEE Child: *roblox death sound*

hahahaha at least it is colorful

Looks like a bunch of bananas!

please...kill me

i can see myself slipping. slipping when it’s dry. slipping when I’m walking slowly. this is my problem ;-;

The pump that inflates the castle probably needs to be inserted into the a**s... because, spiderman

The Luigi "Penis Pie" Special

I feel short

c’mon man... we’re trying to ~not~ drive the elephants to extinction...

Kill it with fire

Now THAT's what usually springs to mind when I hear "spotted d**k pudding"

Child: *copies Pirate role model* Parental figure: where the hell did I go wrong?

Well, I guess they just used a basemodel for a superman-type hero (knickers-on-the-outside-style) and repainted it as spiderman...

These are post-apocalyptic Simpsons. I mean, after they turned into zombie.

Help us make fun safe by eliminating the fun!

And the sun does not exist...?

OOH! FIRST TO TWO WINS! I WILL CHALLENGE ANYONE TO THIS— anyone under 5

You'd think designers would know by now that certain animals, cartoon characters and people do NOT make good playground rides/games/toys. Maybe it would be best to just put good quality equipment in a playground and give up on this kind of thing.

why are there so many plagyground things like these...

He's ... He's staring right into my soul ...

Designed by someone dyslexic? It's the kind of thing my husband would do with the form of dyslexia he has.

You always get in. Out is another question :)

That's actually pretty damn cool.

Winnie the Pooh after years of honey and hard drugs abuse.