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Fifty years ago, things were different, people would get married and have children in their twenties, buy a house and seemingly have their life figured out. But times have changed. Today, with an overcrowded planet and a focus on careers, many people in the West choose not to have children or they delay starting a family. More than 1 in 5 US adults don't want kids.

If your phone's photo collection is brimming with images of puppies and cats rather than snapshots of little humans, this post will likely strike a chord with you. The subreddit 'Child-Free Memes' and the Instagram page 'Child Free Memes' are all about the pleasures of a life untouched by diapers and tantrums.

So kick back, grab yourself a cup of coffee, and enjoy our new curated selection from these pages. As Samantha from 'Sex and the City' once said, this place is for double cappuccinos, not for double strollers.

Together, these pages have gathered a community of over 5k members who share a common viewpoint: life's purpose doesn't solely revolve around having children. In the past, waiting to have children was mostly seen among wealthier Americans, especially in big cities on the coasts. Educated women often postponed having babies until their careers were stable, usually in their early thirties. But in the last ten years, as more women from all backgrounds focus on education and work, delaying starting a family has become a common trend among women throughout the United States.

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Since 2007, the number of women in their twenties having babies has gone down by 28 percent. Most of the decrease is among unmarried women. Only women in their thirties and forties have been having more babies, but even that has gone down in the last three years. Caitlin Myers, an economist at Middlebury College told 'The New York Times': "The story here is about young women, whose births are plummeting". She added that "the birthrate is falling fastest in places with the greatest job growth — where women have more incentive to wait."

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Michael Braisher
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that was the Old Testament from before Christianity and Jesus began with the New Testament. So you could say having a Son chilled God out and put him on a whole fresh way of doing things!

David Marchisotto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could say that the people who made up the religion realized you have a hard time converting people to worship a vengeful and terrifying "god" so you just rewrite the whole book to accommodate your pledge drive.

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Jon Steensen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot: Drowning the entire human population because they (all?) were sinfull, which must have includede thousands of newly born babies, who had not had many days on this planet to sin in, not to say even have the capabilities of grasping the concept of sinning. However, who can blame you, as this delicate subject usually is brushed over very lightly?

prettygirl25
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so on the baby part they got sent to heaven because they when under a certain age and therefore couldn't chose him yet or make him the one and only GOD....

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You don't need it
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians pick and choose the parts of the Bible that are the word of god. Slavery, rape, and murder are all advocated for in the Bible. Don't forget the price list for the value of someone's daughter. And it doesn't really speak to abortion. But all religions were made up to control the weak minded and to propagate fear.

Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And condones killing the already-born at the hands of bullets.

Adam Zad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, ya see, all them kids in the Bible had already been born. Once that umbilical cord is snipped, conservative "Christians" don't give a shift about the kid any more. They're on their own.

Id row
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't he also wipe out a ton of people with a flood while saving animals? I wonder if the collective that wrote that work of fiction had any idea what the impact would be thousands of years later. That people would weaponize it and use it as a shield for the awful way they act and the things they do.

Bubs623
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the flood! Pregnant moms were surely drowned along with all the other so-evil-they-deserved-to-die children!!

DarkViolet
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the better part of 120 years, Noah warned the people about the coming flood. Yet they mocked Noah constantly. For four generations; think about it. God even gave them another seven days to repent. Had even one family done so, God would have given them instructions to build their own ark. Once the door of the ark was sealed, so was the fate of the mockers. They chose their own demise, thus condemning not only themselves, but their bloodline as well. Not unlike Sodom and Gomorrah.

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David Phillips
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we all please stop referring to MAGA Evangelicals, fundamentalists and the like as "Christians"? Their beliefs have nothing to do with Christianity.

Robin DJW
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They story says god only had one kid. We can't follow that example?

Grey Aria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The difference is that all the babies had been born when God ordered them killed. Republicans are the same way. They don't give a s**t after the baby is born.

李懿诺
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this isnt the point, but hey, I'm a religious theology nerd and would like to point out that the "little children" who mocked Elijah and had the bear sicced on them were likely late teens early twenties. Doesn't really change the overall message, but i just wanted to point that out

Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God literally said that enemy babies should have their heads bashed in against a wall.

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BakeryBoo-sket
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes but that's when they've been born. Big difference. A child loses all its value after being born./s

Michele Bader
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Besides not being real, this god of the christians is a bloody monster. Not good at all.

Lucy
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He’s been good to me and has never let me down 🥰

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Dingooo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That collection of books called the Bible wasn't even translated into English or available to the sheep until 400 years ago or so. The priests didn't even want it translated into other languages so THEY could conveniently be the only ones to explain what was in it. Probably thought once people knew what was in it they would reject it totally but they underestimated the stupidity of people.

Lucy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it’s been available in English for awhile now. I’ve read it and follow it. If you’re looking science based reasons so you don’t feel like you have to check your brain at the door look at the site Reasons to Believe.

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Sara Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these r the same people that r unwilling tot air all these babies they want saved into THEIR homes, they don't donate their time and money to foster care. Just a bunch of hypocrites that want to spew their beliefs and then leave someone else to clean up the mess. The whole system needs to b fixed before we can "save all the babies"! I wouldn't want to have to give birth and then put a child in the foster care system! Who would?! It's not really a viable option

Cuppa tea?
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking thousands of years collection of stories and tales by multiple authors from different regions literally to the T. But when pointing out some other parts, they go mental - like Leviticus 11.

Grimmis Peek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. All this was written by men saying "God said this, God said that ". So they could be in control.

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tom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well the numbers only add up if Cane and Abel clearly knobxed their mother

Mimi La Souris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or theirs sisters (I don't know if the bible mentions that they are their only children)

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Dolly_of TheCowboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must say having stumbled over the additional books that a lot of Bible editions do not have, the Book of Adam is a hoot. Basically what happened to them once they were "voted off the island". Adam kept chucking himself off cliffs etc and God would resurrect him and basically go "dude no you don't get out of it that easy. Stop it" and rinse and repeat. It also explains the additional kids that were produced. Wild stuff!

Terry Fergusson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God so loves children that he kills over 13,000 under the age of 5 every day.

Brent Hollett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their Logic: We need more followers. Every human is a potential follower, get them while they're gullible. Their God's Logic: Kill anyone who doesn't worship me.

Northern Breeze
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more I read about this garbage, the firmer I stand in my atheism...

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI: Abortion is never mentioned in either the Old or the New Testaments. The Old Testament had plenty to say on women topics, like menstruation, child- birth, infertility, sexual desire, prostitution, infidelity, and rape, but nothing on abortion. In other words, these fundamentalists are talking out of their butts.

RosenCranzLives
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently, in the Old Testament, there's a short paragraph of what women are supposed to do if they were forced to lay with an enemy. It's old medicine and going out into the desert for a couple of days.

Chris Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

stick your religion up your a**e, the time for belief systems is long past

Sara Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoot! God ordered Job's partially grown children killed! Not babies! How is that ok?!

Dan Holden
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah calm down. He didn't have children brutally murdered. He had young adults brutally murdered, so no biggie. After all, they made fun of someone's bald head, so the logical course of action would be to have them ripped apart by wild animals. /s

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LizzieBoredom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God was an absentee father who didn't pay child support since his job as 'Supreme Deity' had no known salary.

Jules
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And let's not forget if he created everything that must also include those parasitic worms that can burrow into a child's eye and make them blind. Think about that. Now I totally understand that a lot of people need something to believe in. What's become patently obvious in recent years is that you can't put your faith in humankind as there are a lot out there who can't even wear a mask to help try and protect their fellow man without whining about infringing their human rights. So yes I get that some unseen deity might be the way to go. But just worship the deity of your choice in quiet contemplation, don't force it on others and sure as hell don't use it to try and justify some misogynistic belief you might have about women not being able to make decisions about their own body.

OnlyMe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God is evil. Isn't he "all powerful" and "all knowing"? So why did he create a world where the basic priniciple of survival is to rip, shred, kill other living things?

Bonesko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya know, how come no one mentions God doesn't want you to eat owls? Why is it all about the kids? I'm about 3🍷in

Black Rabbit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sigh* Yet another entry bashing on religion. Tell me you know nothing of their faith without saying you know nothing of their faith.

Featherking
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big sigh. You guys always try that. “Oh, I wouldn’t expect a non-religious person to UNDERSTAND. Only we can UNDERSTAND. That’s why you don’t agree with us, because you don’t UNDERSTAND.” I do understand, as do for instance all the people who were religious and now aren’t; that’s a cheap attempt at ignoring the debate and still act superior. You gain nothing but contempt by trying that old cliché.

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Dirk Luchsinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how those children would have been raised and what kind of adults they would have turned out to be. Baby rattlesnakes always grow up to be big rattlesnakes. None of it is God's fault.

Stannous Flouride
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically posted on 'X' which for most of the last two millennia has been a symbol for Jeebus.

Kate Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the God of the Old Testament. Good news brother. But- aside from That- these children are not being cared for once they are born and thus - we must stop forcing women to have children they aren't ready to or simply do not want to have - if the decision is made early in my opinion

Squishy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i know I'm gonna get heat for this but the difference here from my understanding is that it was God who chose to kill them, not the people who decided to kill them. Just sayin', 'cause there is a difference. I'm not trying to start a war for pro or against abortion though, sorry. Just felt like saying that idk why

Anouk Badwolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm sick of reading such ranting about an ancient, archaic (sacred) text which is completely out of context.

Dan Holden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please enlighten us with the context that makes stories like this something to be celebrated. Someone brings up kids getting mauled by bears for teasing someone and y'all scream about context, as if we're missing something that makes this okay.

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Paul Lehberger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't ever read the bible literally. Instead "Return to the root of the root of yourself." Rumi

Der Kommissar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The New Testament was written 70 to 100 years A.D., anonymously, with no eyewitnesses according to Wiki

Lucy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comments are so sad and rude. I couldn’t imagine the pushback If said these things about any other religion or group. A lot of these comments are based on misunderstandings by people that have never read scripture or ex Christians never had a relationship with Christ to begin with. God is love and I’m so sorry for those of you who have been hurt by Christians. Right now we have extremism in the US. Just remember not everyone that calls themselves Christians are. I hope those of you that are curious seek Jesus out and find out for yourselves why we all stick around. Jesus is an energy and once you invite Him in and you feel His love, there’s no turning back. Look at the site reasons to believe, it’s for science loving Christians! I hope everyone reading this has a wonderful weekend.

HistoryLover(she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s out of context. The firstborn sons of Egypt died because that was the only way to convince Pharaoh to release the slaves(which were also dying at the hands of Pharaoh. God literally gave Pharaoh nine previous plagues in which no one was murdered to convince him to give up, but Pharaoh didn’t let up until his son died). Joshua was ordered to kill all of Jericho, not just the kids because they didn’t believe in God and engaged in sinful activities, and not doing anything about it in God’s eyes would be like acquitting a rapist in our eyes. And the original Hebrew word, naar, a word that means men of 28 years of age, was used to describe the people who were killed by the bears. They were attacking a prophet of God, and the prophet called on the Word of God to protect him. I am not pro-life nor pro-choice, but I don’t appreciate it when non religious people twist religious beliefs by omitting vital context. Kind people respect the beliefs of others.

Dan Holden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, hate to break it to you but the context doesn't make it better. God sending bears to maul people for making fun of someone's baldness is f****d up no matter how old they were or who they were making fun of. Why is it every time someone points out all the violence in the bible that people always start screaming about context. This little snippet about the bears is mentioned so casually and in passing that makes you do a double take. Add all the context you want. The Christian god is an a*****e.

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Cathy Carey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes; but, God kills people and babies for good reasons. You women who want to kill that inconvenient baby that you started while having sex are wrong. I say sure go ahead and kill their children but make sure they can NEVER get pregnant again. There may be good reasons to end the life of an unborn PERSON, but I'm not sure what they might be - maybe incest.

Jules
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What??? "God kills people AND BABIES for good reasons"??? What harm or 'sin' could a baby have committed to warrant being smited? Ludicrous argument

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Lilith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God our Father was brutal in the Old Testament but when Jesus died for our sins it changed everything. Yes, it is so hard to understand, being a Christian I do have questions but I will never give up my Love for my creator.

Brynn Glanzer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you read a religious book for the pure purpose of making fun of it, that's just rude

prettygirl25
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

u don´t get it...1.old testament 2. he didn't murder them it was mankind ideat, free will!! bears?3. he did not command him to either!!!he dident want someone else to have power so he heard the prophecy and decided that...

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That's funny. Gotta say though, it's always a little jolting to hear from people who have literally no fear of the one, true, living God, creator of all that is, seen and unseen. Good luck with that. BTW - orthodox Christians, Jews and Muslims all agree about the sanctity of the unborn (regardless of what you read these days)

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God us absolutely bound by his own covenants,,,,and the Bible says that. Some humans on this thread should probably read before throwing out opinions. Everyone is entitled to their opinions.,,,that doesn't make them right,,,,probably should go over the material first though

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Say you don't read the Bible without saying you don't read your Bible,,,,,

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I don't give a f**k about christians or gods. It's still baby murder. Life is even more precious without a god. Because it's not guaranteed. Baby killers. Humans are the monsters.

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I think people really need to read and take time to deeply research whatever they want to criticize BEFORE they come online and display how much they did not even do their research PUBLICLY. If you are going to attack a religion, shouldn't you spend time understanding it and not reading out of context only what pleases you to read?? God killed the first born sons?!! What?!!! So you pick a chapter read it, and then you are like "yep, that's it I've gotten what I want"? People never seize to amaze me. Please go do indepth research before you come on here and publicly display how much you do not know for the sake of attention.

Ace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no need to do in-depth research to find contradictions and inconsistencies. The people using the bible to justify specific ideas are the ones who should explain why they feel we should obey some parts of it but disregard others.

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Those who advocate against having babies even have a name for themselves: anti-natalists. Not only do they encourage families without children but also the gradual fading away of people. While it started long ago in ancient Greece, social media has recently made this idea much more popular. Even though there aren't many anti-natalists, some of their ideas, especially about the planet, are starting to become more popular. According to the BBC, "Among them are concerns about genetic inheritance, not wanting children to suffer, the concept of consent, and worries about overpopulation and the environment."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More people need to respect our decision to not have kids. Also mine are in all colours

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t we, you know, pity animals whose entire life is finding food and producing offspring? And don’t we spay them when we adopt them? And when we spay them, don’t we say, “this is wonderful, now she can relax and enjoy HER life, and play with toys and bask in the sun, and NOT have to spend her entire existence producing babies!” So why don’t we afford ourselves the same grace of opinion?

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Although anti-natalist groups may use pessimistic language, they don't appear to pose a violent risk. When discussing extinction, it's more of a discussion than an actual danger. Most people online don't talk about hurting anyone.

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However, there's a catch. In less developed countries, large families with numerous children are often the norm. From cultural values to social fairness, there are various reasons why poor families might have many children, and these factors also lead to high birth rates in less wealthy countries. From cultural values to social fairness, let's look at some main reasons.

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Ivo H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, adults without manners are far worse than any of these

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In places where children are regarded as blessings according to religious beliefs, having a bigger family is seen as a greater blessing. In many parts of the Global South, couples without children may experience social stigma. Impoverished families, particularly those relying on farming, may have more children to assist with their way of life, including taking care of older family members and younger siblings as they grow up.

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren’t animals God’s children as well? Why are human children > animals in God’s eyes?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my family didn't really want a cat (we lived in a rented home, so it would be hard transporting it) a flea-ridden, but cute street cat entered our home. We sterilized him, de-flea'd him and he just stayed in our home.

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In the end, people's perspectives on having children and the size of their families can be quite complicated. It's affected by things like culture, money, and society, all which play a role in shaping how people decide about having children.

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom: "I wanted your sister to have a sibling." Gee, thanks, Mom. Didn't even actually want another kid because you wanted more children, but because you didn't want your biological daughter to be an only child. (I'm adopted.)

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've held babies in my life, and they simultaneously feel WAY too heavy but also incredibly fragile and breakable. I will take holding a cat any day over holding a baby. They squirm less, smell less, and you can pet them without getting arrested.

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Naya Busch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, no it’s not. For some people like myself, my animals ARE my children.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all fairness, carrying 4 large boxes of pizza with just one arm takes another level of skill.

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, that depression is just postponed...and one day will make that childrens lives a living hell.

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That’s Just Volume 1

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Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Food for thought: you're usually not expected to have a reason for having kids, but you usually are expected to have a reason for not having kids.

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me, but the other panels would also be me reacting the same joyously excited way to dogs, lizards, chickens, insects etc. XD

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true. I was expected to do chores, help with my siblings (3!) and no privacy at all. They mess up I got punished at least half of time. That's why I had my kid so late in my early 30's. I had freedom for the first time when I left home to study in another town far far away. Don't get me wrong - I love my siblings and there is happy memories as well, but I would never do that to my kid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Know too many people who stupidly thought this would solve their problems

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Just Stop Asking

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I KNOW you know the problems that I have. You seriously think *I'D* make a good parent to a human child? You criticize my 'mental illnesses' and yet you want me to have KIDS?" -me, circa my 20s to my tia(s)

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1 year ago

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#52

Ain’t Gonna Be Me!

Ain’t Gonna Be Me!

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Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like one of the images implied above- having kids doesn't prevent being depressed, it postpones it.

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If I Can't Get An Abortion, I'll Just Remove The Whole Damn Thing Then!

If I Can't Get An Abortion, I'll Just Remove The Whole Damn Thing Then!

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I´m not from Texas, but I did this and you should see faces of my religious ´pro-life´ members of family.

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A Purse Full Of Love I Guess

A Purse Full Of Love I Guess

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Mimi La Souris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a child's drawing (probably indelible) on a chanel bag (not expensive at all)... ok

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Marriage? Yes. Kids? Hell No

Marriage? Yes. Kids? Hell No

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Naya Busch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be a crazy topic for some, but you can get married and NOT have kids and still be happy.

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Children

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Ample Aardvark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That explains my deaf neighbours and their screeching child

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I Made This! I Wish More People Around Me Were Having Cats Instead Of Human Children!

I Made This! I Wish More People Around Me Were Having Cats Instead Of Human Children!

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't get me wrong, I still ask "Is it a boy?" and/or "Is it a girl?" when people show me their cat pics. XD

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Wife And I Heard It The Other Day

Wife And I Heard It The Other Day

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Such A Hard Decision

Such A Hard Decision

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Christina Wang
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr its such a hard decision! (Have money, time and freedom for the rest of my life)

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Noyfb noyfb
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi Gran. Time to polish your halo and practice your harp. Have a nice eternity. LOL

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Mom Is Going To Be A Little Dissapointed

Mom Is Going To Be A Little Dissapointed

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Lakota Wolf (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got Father's Day cards for my boyfriend and "signed" them from our cats and dog. I even got those safe ink pads and got their pawprints stamped onto the cards. I wrote the messages with my non-dominant right hand because a cat's/dog's handwriting would totally suck. XD

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René Sauer
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, anybody who tries to "trap" their SO with a baby should get severe punishment... and no child support afterwards, unless the SO wants to.

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The chick is known to look like this at times and still I love her like nothing else. Evolution has clearly muddled our brains so we would take care of our hairless, mushy, screeching offspring

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Yeeterus

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me your secret! I’m 41 and they still won’t remove mine because I “might change my mind”!

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Nails On A Chalkboard Man-

Nails On A Chalkboard Man-

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is idiotic. The talk of a 3 yo child is often much more interesting than the talk of many, many adults.

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#76

Oh, The Bliss Of Parenthood!

Oh, The Bliss Of Parenthood!

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Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serious question: I haven't seen this episode, but why is Marge looking downwards in the second panel?

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Finally Found A Place To Post This

Finally Found A Place To Post This

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Coralinea
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents had a very stern talk to me when I was about 14 about what would happen if I had kids. (I guess they meant as a teenager, but they never specified.) If I'm ever asked why I don't have any, I'll just tell them their talk worked too well. I'm 39btw.

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Dani M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always want to see puppies though.... and kittens, birds, lizzards, horsed, donkeys.... all the cuties

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Gotta Find Me Some New Friends Now

Gotta Find Me Some New Friends Now

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“He Looks Like His Father”

“He Looks Like His Father”

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Parenthood

Parenthood

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*tokyo Drift Starts Playing*

*tokyo Drift Starts Playing*

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