Unfair gender perception: now in poultry!

That'll do chicken.... that'll do....

How wonderful! 💜

Love that chicken--it's absolutely gorgeous.

Now that's what you call friendship! Or is it partners in crime??

Kanye West would say it is the Chicken’s choice to be a slacker.

Why the tiny human!!!

Ah, the Easter Chicken!

He/She was hungry

Now her voice is croaky.

Cute, but annoying at the same time. LOL

What did the kitty do to you?!

...said every chicken mommy ever...

Oo, oo, oo! Speaking of chicken fakers, have a look at what this girl does to deflect the advances of a hopeful rooster: https://www.facebook.com/garytvcom/videos/1560513210670588/

You're damn right chick! Nose rings are so 90s

That chicken is "Bananas"

How does it even get up there?!

The group of friends: the nice one, the slightly annoying one, and the REALLY annoying one

My sister could relate to this

She just made the cement awesome!

The face of shame...

Jasmine!

The face of guilt

And what happened? :O

this one reads less like shaming and more like a picket line....

What a strange looking chick. Sweet though.

Congratulations! You have been trained by a chicken! :)

That thug life look

Nothing wrong with doing the chicken dance!

Her expression is like " Well, she DESERVES it. Huh."

The dog taught us us how

You need a chicken cat door

not-so-subtle chicken commentary on first-worlders growing consumable food for decoration?

Dude. It's a chicken. What did you expect?

Such a bad chicken. I can see why she doesn't cull you though. I wouldn't either.

oh my word!! how could YOU!?

Me.

Kink shaming a rooster

Wild is a state of mind...

Sounds like depression

Look at those polished foil balls!!,!! 🤭

She heard they were delicious from the chick that ate the kids pet frog :'D

Maybe your owners should not leave them around. Shame on them, not on you.

*snort*

After he taught us how to eat homework...

Just as with the trashed garden, that's a part of the job description...

Hopefully she poops on the floor often, salt is toxic for chickens. Or the owner is British and gives her unsalted fries.

Lookit those drumsticks! lol

The chick is looking for a tight, cosy corner to hide in. Usually it would be under mum, but any port in a storm.

Animal farm?

Well, if they didn't lay them there their owner would steal them!

Me too.

it's beautiful

The hen is a frizzle, and she's moulting - hence her lack of eggs.

Poor little thing just starvin' to death! hahahah

Well, it was a nice shiny thing!

Or they're moulting and don't have internal sufficient resources to grow new feathers and keep warm AND lay eggs for those freeloading humans, all at the same time.

Plumber on the roof, the not so successful sequel to fiddler on the roof.