Couldn't have said it better myself

Yes. We did really need to see that. Thank you!

Done. Next!

Wow! That just made me feel a whole lot better about myself.

Awe..... He's going to be the stoopidest boi there ever was!!! And loved to the moon and back.... This tiny-whiny willtle stoopid boi

Me too. But for literally everything I do.

I love this one. If you have anxiety of entering a new place, this is the thought that should be going through your mind.

Downloading this to put on my visionboard😂

Good to see the Roman Empire making a comeback

I would like to pop around to Mr Toad's place for tea. That guy seemed fun

They do in fact eat meat. That dosnt mean they dont hate you.

So an all inclusive resort

Do I see 400? 400 going once, going twice...

I'm sure my neighbours thought my "bf" was a sexaholic coz my dog had a people name and all they could here was "stop! Get off me!" And "Don't lick!"

I think this sums up dogs and cats quite perfectly

Photo taken before Twitter became X. I loved the little blue bird logo. I loved the name Twitter. I loved the verb to tweet. I barely used the platform before but don’t at all now. I hate the X logo and name.

Pft, my little girl is lying next to me in bed currently, she's got her back paws on my arm and I'm holding her belly after bug rubs.

Dogs seek approval, cats demand it.

I've always said "dogs are simps, cats are pimps."

To your dog you are a best friend... to your cat... you're just staff...

I read that in Tim Curry's voice.

Except borzois

Upvote for Fry

And now I have that song stuck in my head

What's a "friend"?

This event started in Switzerland back in 1863 when two brother told their neighbors that they could beat them down the hill. It has since escalated into this.

Many years ago I worked with a colleague who spuddled so well they were awarded a Departmental Medal, only one of which was awarded each year in an organisation with more than 3,000 employees

Who's the cutest apocalyptic beast? You are, yes you are. :)

Me when my alarm goes off at 5am

Laughed too hard at this one

Oh, that's good......

Two questions. Is the priest going to be animating the Muppet as if it's actually doing the eulogy. Will there be a musical number.

All I ever wanted was a pear of shoes...

Yay for hyperfixations!!

And if you don't do something quick you will have a whoopsie-daisy chain going on.

❤️

All of my colleagues, while I am here foolishly being good at my job and being rewarded by getting more and more work.

Our soft can-opener says "Who's Mama's Audi Boy? And "Is her Mama's Bouchity Boo?"

What is it with medieval painters and babies? They actualy have seen one, yes?

While muscletention sits in the corner, of everything.

My sister was halfway through a home birth and realised her husband had added a terrifyingly upbeat song to her playlist. So not only did she have to carry on, filled with a growing rage at her husband, she had to do it to the music of the unfailingly cheery UK pop group S Club 7.

Non-binary from a different winery? That was the only rhyme I could come up with off the top of my head...

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

....I didn't know I was doing this, but I do this, and now I know why.

"Ma'am, this is a Starbucks, I just want to know your order."

Now I’m feeling imposter imposter syndrome. Everyone will think I’m good at being an imposter, but I know the truth.

TBF it usually works.

Always felt that those meetings could be summed up as, “How we expect you to act, while we exploit you.”

How to screw up a perfectly clean and respectable search history by looking up one word

I would willingly forego the former, if it guaranteed the latter.

Well that's uncomfortably relatable

Who decided upon the normal quantity of eggs?

Did not know that. But I do know with an old type writer, on the hammer heads the upper case was above the lower case. And it's sad I can remember using one :(