So very true.....

You talking to your Parents... To Mom: all the questions in the world... To Dad: Where's Mom?

Being murdered sucks.

work minute: 6000 years

Oodles of fun for all! I love this!

Netflix rules !

So True! Happens all the time. During such scenes I usually pretended I have a call to make and walk out of room for a minute or 2.

Somehow, I was expecting more crossover

Children are no longer allowed to leave their houses... - word 😞

Well that's a pretty straightforward one... attractive and will murder you, obviously!

I like how the office drunk gets s**t done

Sadly, they forgot the part where you redo all the arguments you had the previous days and how you could have had better answers and seem brilliant or funny.

EXACTLY! why the eff are you watching these things THE WHOLE TIME through your phone when the REAL thing is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!

my fat a*s sees a cone shaped dessert whith a straw

Yes. Why did you post my brain scan?

Poor Narwal is still looking for his daddy

Textually Active. This is so going in my Bio.

Coincidence...? I think not! P.s. it's really really hard to get string cheese here in Australia...coincidence - I think not!

So he's saying bad drivers hold the steering wheel correctly? Lol

This is so accurate, even an uneasy feeling of insignificance.

Will there be a dog? Or a friendly cat? 'Cause people aren't always that interesting.

Yup, except the green and pink parts are for my dog. - No lectures, she eats a very healthy diet with a treat now and again.

"your hopes and dreams" soooooo true...

Hahaha, this reminds me, once some "gentleman" added me on Facebook for "no reason". I asked him why he added me. He said he liked me. I said "what do you like?" and he answered "I like your arms, they look soft". WTF.

The bottom 2, that's ok.

About accurate.

*replaces the triangle with Obmacare, and then some Muppet comes along and wants to scrap it.

I love this one :P

Kids with Limited Motor Skills unite!

Spot on!

That's been what I have been doing so far this weekend.

the boob xD im crying xD

Dammit Chad.

Accurate

I'm ok with chatting... s'long as they know what boundaries to respect... lol!

So true.

So true.

There should be a slice that says "ignore and go on scrolling"

yeah i don't know how bugs can get in the light fixtures and why did they go in there?

The time-traveling blue shell... :)

"Also there are words" LOLOLOL

XD

Agree wholeheartedly! I'd rather get through a bad date drunk than sober!

BINGOOOOOOOOOOOO

My mind tried to convince me it said first day of SUMMER and had me a little confused why the anxiety level was up the roof. Looks like I need sleep

Nailed that one.

"time to get fat" yesssss

The baby's parents I was babysitting for did not like me after I tested that baby theory

Chad?

Yup.

WHAT!

This is why I pirate all my music. No commercials, no crappy songs, no DRM. (And before you shame me for doing it, just know that the number of dollars I spent on said music is equal to the number of f***s I give.)

Let me think...

Thinking about the opposite sex.....or the same sex ;)

That why sometimes it's just beer & tacos on a Tuesday night.

So truueee