Ryan Reynolds seems to tweet a lot. Probably even more than I write Bored Panda comments.

Truth be told . . .

She'll read this is 8 years and be in tears...and then again again in 60, when it is time to find his retirement home. (I am a bit effected by the islandic dark humour comics.)

Only because he didn't see the box.

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poor kids they'll read this in like 10 years and be devasted

Now, THAT is hilarious. (And so was his gift apparently)

Their smell is real, though.

I don't believe that she'd sit still for the whole morning though

Welcome to parenthood.

Wait until you find the the old albums in the attic...

lol it's ok they will get their own back when they become teens !

Why is Ryan Reynolds not my dad

Mine too ;)

There's something about buttholes that makes kids laugh uncontrollably.

Be afraid.

Anna's face says it all...

Well it's true.

It sounds more than an answer...a warning

Lmfao!!!! be sure to tell her not all men have balls though :D

OH MYINE TOO

Taking your hands out of your pockets and removing the sunglasses might have been a good start . . .

hehehehe morn! this kid has some imagination,.......or the sixth sense I;m not sure yet Lol

i wanna see pictures of that

Accurate.

but that is pretty much what Donald trump does!

I hope you "did" it.

Tbh i expected a bunch of feminazis down here in the comments

those shoes are ruined... or they could be his pee shoes

Parenting done right if he doesn't know who Christ is. Great job!

Tinder-trained toddler!

Every. Day. All. Day. F bomb

it's should be one of Hercules Task

why you negotiate with your toddler? you're a parent. They are no negociation

Or off a doorknob and latch

I think there are about three Spiderman reboots per generation.

Probably in conspiracy with the cat.

This kid is so cute with those glasses!

#catalinawinemixer

She will not be on Twitter, eihter. (/cynism)