I really wish I know who is the creator of this comic bc I love it so much.

dont. move.

"if a cat can text you back, they won't"

Yep, that describes things perfectly.

This is so old, yet so accurate. :0

Is this what is meant by "being Caddy"? ;D

the skillz!

My cat loves water. She jumps in the tub when I go to the bathroom, so one day I filled the tub and threw in some of her rubber toys. She just splashed around and had fun. Buuuut I've never given her a bath so maybe she'd hate me ::lol::

His little tail and battle axe... Handsome.

My cat is NOT reclusive. She's pretty much constantly next to me.

Most cats love to play "Hard to Get", while most dogs love to play "I Love You Too!".

I have a cat that drools puddles.  He's a big baby that needs to be held daily.  You have to lie in bed on your side where he flops on his back and you hold him in your arm and he'll nuzzle his head into your armpit/ chest and starts to drip drool the entire time while falling asleep.  And when he gets really comfortable, he stretches his entire body straight and ends up almost half your body length.

Naturally 'best friends' will treat you well, and can be trusted. Enough said.

I sometimes actually think my cats must have a split personality 😂

I have 4 cats, they all love their bellies rubbed. One will even roll on their back and stretch and purr loudly.

I have two cats who like to be petted all over...even their bellies.

This is bull. As are most of the cat stereotypes. I wasn't a cat person until I... had no choice. Turns out they are all cool as hell and have different personalities. And we can leave the house for three days without coming home to a dog corpse. I like dogs too, by the way. You don't have to pick a goddamn team.

You just haven’t seen a real cat

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if u kill me Imma frickin kill the soul out of u with a knife bich

A friend of mine referred to cats as "furry razor blades."

My cat shows her belly as a trap to win battles. She will show the kitten or dog her belly then batter them with her paws. She's a b***h. My kitten on the other hand wants love EVERYWHERE.

jajahahhajaa one of the best

I recently bumped my toe on a table and the cat immediately rushed to comford me and didn't leave before I stopped laying on the couch, whimpering in pain.

Cats always approach me. I don't know why. It might be because my cat loves to destroy all of my clothes with her shedding fur

Paw pound!

YOU'RE PICKING THEM UP WRONG!

The cat one is missing a cat that is too big for the box. The walls of the box are being stretched so much it looks as if any movement could cause the box to burst.

And what if you're both?

I read this in frenchie's voice

Cats respect themselves...

My slaves are not allowed to touch me without paying a price. I touch them first. ;D

I've never seen a dog that wouldn't eat both bowls of food if they were right next to each other.

The baby just shat on you. Everything is better than that.

Reminds me of "Paper.. Snow.. A ghost"

Once again, my dog sleeps on our faces, around our necks, or with her head under our shirts (yep). Like a cat. I think she forgot to read the dog memo.

Nope nope and nope... this is how my dog eats food. When I grab something to eat he is staring at me "mom you know that is my favourite"

My dog loves the laser pointer! I can make her run after it for hours and if the red dot stops moving, she pounces on it. Maybe my dog is a cat in disguise??

Cats need not the approval or appreciation that we humans can - and often do - show as they beleive us to be inferior creatures. As we speak, cats are not only disrespecting our role but also taking over our luves, capital and internet. This is why one should always respect cats but also show dominance by tackling them in their specialized feild: Class of society and sophistication.

Um my cat would be Freaking! Out if I was trapped somewhere

Kitten school?

Who has a litterbox in their bedroom?

I reaaaaly love how elegant the cat looks here.

I am Dutch, so i had to look up the translation of budgie... gnarg gnarg very funny (Dutch mean grin, well kinda)

Clearly biased, walking a dog can be a real pain in the a*s :p

nah, my cat greets me when ever I come home from work

Fufufu my dog can choke on his own vomit. What now?

My dogs never did it 😶 never chew my shoes either, or stole my food while I wasn't looking... But I'm not allowed to put on my socks until they're done carefully examining them.

Ah, the b***h!

I prefer 1K cats doing this in silence than my neighbour's hysteric dog barking 23 / 24 hours.

This one is rather sad.