This looks like part of a synchronized dance of some kind. Impressive, actually!

A lap and some sunshine, lovin life.

This would make a great profile picture!

The cat is actually a structural member of the house.

Me, every morning, contemplating whether being gainfully employed is better than sleeping in and being homeless.

"So this is my life now."

Upstanding? I don't know...

Modest kitty is Modest.

polite kitty

Loaf upside up...Love when My kitty sleeps like that...tummy rubs !

Or he has a Sneaky/Mean Brother!

Bread loaf with tail.

Oh this is one laid back cat

he's not up standing, hes down lying!

That's not a tail

The cats is really fat

Not even the law of gravity, apparently.

Is that a Romaine c**n?

Oh, hi Sharon. You're home early. I, uhm, mean "meow"?

I hope you feel ashamed...

just needs a beer bottle to complete the picture

I believe that is now his/her shoe.

Don't go chasing her...

It's a furry slinkee that can't make it to the next step.

that's cute!

Hey, she likes it, just not the way you envisioned.

Puss in boots!

Love how kitty's got all that room around him & man's feet are scrunched up!

Probably shouldn't rub it...but I wanna!

no that's a kitty holder

He is dropping a subtle hint. He knows he is a God & should be worshipped thusly! All cats should be!

When I was little I had a kitten who liked to sleep around my neck.

Ask a toddler. They do it too. You probably won't get a sensible answer, but all the same...

Dont fall

awww, i had a kitty that did this with me, I still miss her and it has been 20 years.

Mondays are a terrible way to spend one seventh of your life.

That looks like such a satisfying stretch!

That's how I would address the situation.

"You also like scratching everyone that tries to touch you? Let's be friends!"

I swear used shoes have to smell like love to cats and dogs lol.

I'm really impressed with the fact that he/she has a cat-sized chair. That's real love :D

so dramatic

Kitty is scared, but got too exhausted and just conked out.

If I don't fit, I still sit

Looks like a repair person at work - "I found your problem!"

Oh dear, what color was his fur before? 🙀

Hazard of yin yoga.

Now you know where to look next time...til another favorite place is found!

Gorgeous coat!

That kitty is all set.

My sister's cat is obsessed with bras. He steals them if he sees them.

Spider-cat?

"Seems like there's a cat emerging from that wormhole on the stairs again Bob! You said you were going to fix it last week!?"

?Mouse mat?