What a drama Queen bringing their sidekick. So cute.

Hurry up, Bob’s hungry!

“I want to speak to the manager.”

Get them some privacy, please.

Eating in company is best.

“Skoooooozz me! You wants to stopped dat???”

Mine did it with the "tap on/off" water faucet just to get a fresh drink, and then never turned it off. I no longer have said faucet.

You made choices, and consequences will be provided.

It's the start of the Bremen Town Musicians!

That face!

😂😂😂😂💖

You mean onlyfelines? :)

That first cat on the left would scare me, too!

Outdoor kitty looks pissed

Do not shout at kitties.....

Can I smell smoke? No? I'll get it later.

where is the cat?

We are gods.

That cat can see sound right now

We, too, have never been fed.

We know you worship us.

I've been saying this for years

Back when my daughter was a baby, and I was breastfeeding, I used to get very thirsty during the night so I kept a glass of water by the bed. I could never work out why the water level was always lower than I expected it to be. Was I suffering sleep-deprivation memory loss? Then I woke up one night to hear a mysterious sloshing noise on the bedside table...

“Wuzn’t tried to ruin nuffin! I see a mistake an wuz tryin to fix!”

Cat 1: I feel with murder mittens. Cat 2: I feel with murder teef.

"They put the thermometer WHERE?"

“If I fits, I sits.”

cmon just a little bite?

Cats of Anarchy

i understand his pain. not only while eating, but also cooking...

am i a joke to you???

it's Chloe from "The Secret Life of Pets" :D Capture-66...0f17d9.jpg

My catbed.

Amazing 10/10

Missed the "wot u doin in MY bed?".

Upvote for tuxedo cat! My daughter just spent several minutes looking for her phone. We eventually noticed our tuxcat vibrating gently.

When you are over at your friend's house and their mom starts yelling at them.

That's the designated spot. Obviously the carpet is there to protect the floor.

Yes, and?

Olympics, but with cats

Move along. Nothing to see here.

We did not! We've never been fed in our lives!

It's proper to mark the box as our territory. Why DO you steal our poop anyway? Soft can-openers are SO weird!

We don't obey. We are the overlords.

We need to know what Monroe did.

it wasn't me!

He quality-checked every single roll! Where's the appreciation?

My boy has actually always been good about using the beds we give him. I guess this is the trade off for how much he bites me.

Get used to it.

K, you guys need to learn to discipline cats. I would not put up with this; my cats don't touch my plate unless I put it on the floor. Remember you can get pretty sick from cat germs.

My cat doesn't do that.

I can hear that aria from Paggliachi in my head now (you know it, you just don't know you know it)