What a drama Queen bringing their sidekick. So cute.

Hurry up, Bob’s hungry!

“I want to speak to the manager.”

Get them some privacy, please.

Eating in company is best.

“Skoooooozz me! You wants to stopped dat???”

Mine did it with the "tap on/off" water faucet just to get a fresh drink, and then never turned it off. I no longer have said faucet.

You made choices, and consequences will be provided.

It's the start of the Bremen Town Musicians!

That face!

😂😂😂😂💖

You mean onlyfelines? :)

That first cat on the left would scare me, too!

Outdoor kitty looks pissed

Do not shout at kitties.....

Can I smell smoke? No? I'll get it later.

where is the cat?

We are gods.

That cat can see sound right now

When I was a kitten I had a fever, and my paws felt like four balloons.

That cat has turned into a kite...

He's so high he left the atmosphere

Who needs five pounds of catnip? THAT cat.

Cat can hear colors.. and who buys Pounds of catnip? Is this a thing?

Just say no to d***s. 😊

WHERE DO YOU GET A FIVE POUND BAG OF CATNIP?!?! 🤣

D**g addiction is so sad...

Don't you think 5 lb of catnip is a bit excessive? I've had cats my whole life and I can never think of a time where a 5 lb bag would be appropriate. LMFAO!

We had a very large ginger cat we called Hoss. Hoss figured out where we kept the catnip, and how to open the cabinet door. The next morning we found a very loopy tomcat on the kitchen counter, in a scattering of catnip. He meowed and swiped at anyone who got near. I miss that onery cuss.

Erm, my cat wants to know where to get a 5 lb. bag of catnip. He thanks you.

Been there!

5 pounds, eh?!?

😂

We, too, have never been fed.

We know you worship us.

I've been saying this for years

Back when my daughter was a baby, and I was breastfeeding, I used to get very thirsty during the night so I kept a glass of water by the bed. I could never work out why the water level was always lower than I expected it to be. Was I suffering sleep-deprivation memory loss? Then I woke up one night to hear a mysterious sloshing noise on the bedside table...

“Wuzn’t tried to ruin nuffin! I see a mistake an wuz tryin to fix!”

Cat 1: I feel with murder mittens. Cat 2: I feel with murder teef.

"They put the thermometer WHERE?"

“If I fits, I sits.”

cmon just a little bite?

Cats of Anarchy

i understand his pain. not only while eating, but also cooking...

am i a joke to you???

it's Chloe from "The Secret Life of Pets" :D Capture-66...0f17d9.jpg

My catbed.

Amazing 10/10

Missed the "wot u doin in MY bed?".

Upvote for tuxedo cat! My daughter just spent several minutes looking for her phone. We eventually noticed our tuxcat vibrating gently.