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Cats love to give their owners a hard time, but little do they know, many of those same owners have tweeted the truth about their feline overlords on Twitter!

While our own cat masters slept, we compiled this list of the funniest tweets about cats. Which one is the funniest? Vote below, or submit your own funny cat tweet below. If you dare!

#1

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IreneCarlyle
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your priorities are in the right place!

Mirko Poženel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your boyfriend is an idiot and you are even biger idiot you chicken sheet!!!!🤢

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    #2

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    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy wife happy life 🙊❤️🙈❤️🙉❤️🐵❤️🐒❤️

    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice Happy Wife Happy life 🙈🙈🙈🙈❤️❤️❤️

    #3

    Funny Cat Tweets

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    Ego_TheMusic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks absolutely heart broken poor dear

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share the last slice of pizza for God's sake. Poor kitty. If this was my cat I would never be able to leave my house....except to go grocery shopping for more pizza.

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never leave her at home alone looking like that! Id have to quit work! haha

    Satan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you offer to split the last slice of pizza?? XD

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A look of permanent disappointment..

    CoreyCourson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow she really does! That is so freakin funny and sad at the same time lol

    RobynCollins
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh sin poor kitty I want to hug her

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    #4

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    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the cat supposed to be Batman or Catwoman? I'm so confused.

    MyriamIckx
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you looking at me, human ?

    LilliRay
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Doctor Orpheus!

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    #5

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    Rism
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty pretty kitty :3

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    #6

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    MargotAdriaens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are going to shoot lasers from their eyes

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I sign up for auto kitty shipment?

    Alira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this lady need no man, mom.. meme no more..."

    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are being invaded buy alien cats, and if you voted for a hole trump you better build a wall😱😱🙊😱🙊🐵😱🙉😱✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

    Douglas Goldbach
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees the cats eyes.* Run girl, run!

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you related to sam goldbach of sam and colby??

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    Nini
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gained a horde of warriors ready to drive any man away

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    #7

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    AnnaToyna
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so so very true. This one is LOL for me! cats pretty cute too

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats because you don't have a tail.

    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then bite your tail🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

    MyriamIckx
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a meditating yoga master

    #8

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    LizParkhurst
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a teepee, not a yurt.

    ValleyGirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yurt is a funnier word for this photo caption.

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    EveHershkowitz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a map .. maybe he's planning to go on a trip?

    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he on Facebook?? I'll friend him 🤙🤙🤙

    Sérgio Gonçalves
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course not, and neither stupid you are

    Crochet Rox
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I can't........stop.....laughing......

    KickChick
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it counts as spoiled...yet...

    IreneCarlyle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares WHAT it is? the point is--what a lucky cat!!

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    #9

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    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occupation: CEO of Crazy Cat Lady, Inc.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they won't leave you for another human.

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    #10

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    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe King the destroyer of socks?

    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then get him shoes 👠 he can wear

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christina Ricci cat is not impressed

    TylerEspeseth
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats his birth name. Socks is his human name.lol

    JoshA
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: KNEEL BEFORE ME, PITIFUL HUMANS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

    JoshA
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: KNEEL BEFORE ME HUMANS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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    #11

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it typically needs to be discussed who really owns the home.

    #12

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    ChuckLarson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And knowing when to attend to cat.

    CoreyCourson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat looks like he is going to punch someone, seriously that look says it all. Cute very cute

    MiaDodson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's saying...."Why's my Cat bowl Empty human?"

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Robyn Scott's post....lol.

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    #13

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    RiaTen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha :)

    DonnaLibbey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious..The rest of us just have hairy old men (and women) walking around never saying thank you. LOL

    Titip
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very Funny, Love this one !!!

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bahahahah....I agree. I've always thought that they were a bit odd, they look like aliens. Definitely creepy.

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    #14

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    DonnaLibbey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Boxes are better than catnip for our feline friends.

    #15

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    Magnolia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cats would be besides themselves to be near nirvana like that!

    TammyChapman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your kitty would kill you just so he can have all the boxes, instead of waiting for one day. . lol.

    IlanaLeVine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I bring my cat over? She loves boxes!

    Douglas Goldbach
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all those boxes, I wonder one can even make a cat city with that.

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    #16

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    #17

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    AllyHowell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya but at least we can admit it ;)

    Kitkat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have and love that book

    Izzy C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lord I know i'm way late but I have that book and it's the best thing to ever exist about cats

    AlasdairMiller
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same mara wilson that voices the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home from welcome to night vale... or not?

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    #18

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    SamuelMellow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not wearing a safety helmet

    Linlee Curry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpiderCat, SpiderCat does whatever a SpiderCat does

    #19

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    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG the cat on his T-shirt wears the same glasses as the human

    Jasmina Wetherley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the fifth cat? is it the person?

    MiaDodson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I want to come back as a bengal cat

    SamuelMellow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only see four unless you count the cat person

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    #22

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    Eli Taerstein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop ✋ giving the cat 🐱 alcohol 🍺 😱😱🐒🐵 🙊🙉🙈Name :

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    #24

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    Cindy Kruth
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untrue-_- Garfield Jr. Hugs me after school and when I come back from hols.he has never scratched me once

    #25

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    #26

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    Samuel Jay Brown
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lolololololololololololololololololol

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying to look at. Funny though. A*****e cats haha!

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    #28

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    MiaDodson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, that looks like a monkey, a frog, and a cat hybrid

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat: our plan is working. The humans have no idea what we look like.

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    #29

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    #30

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    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg hahahahaha i shouldnt laugh but omg lol

    Nadine Ducca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby. My cat was stung by a bee on the lip when he was a tiny kitten and luckily nothing happened (no swelling or anything).

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    #32

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