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30 Cat Puns And Jokes That Might Keep You Chuckling For 9 Whole Lifetimes

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Cats are the essence of the Internet. With way over 2 million videos dedicated to them on YouTube, a close-to-uncountable number of photos, and pages upon pages devoted to Their Majesties, the virtual community is bedeviled by cats. And we are no exception! We love to talk about funny cats, express our adoration for cute kittens, and playfully scold our furry friends for their mischievous acts. Without the aforementioned shenanigans, though, felines would definitely lose half their charm. It’s the unexpected cuteness and cleverness that’s so addictive about these adorable tiny tigers. So, as you can already see, cats are a never-ending topic, playing on the heartstrings of every generation.

Although we have done our fair share of cat posts, we’ve never done one dedicated to cat puns - an oversight we’re about to fix! It’s a gleeful list full of the very best jokes; some of these puns are so paw-some, you’ll even want to share them with your cat. We already did, and they earnestly enjoyed it. An expression of gratitude marked by bitten ankles, scratched faces, and precisely one and a half vomit furballs on the floor. A great success in entertainment!

But, without any further blabbering, we present you a list of the very best puns dedicated to our fuzzy overlords. By scrolling down below, you are submitting yourself to a myriad of clever puns, some charmingly lame jokes, and a smidgen of thoroughly curious wordplay. And they’re all about cats! So, flex your finger, do some cheek stretching in preparation to giggle, and tell us which of these funny puns you’ve enjoyed the most. Also, don’t forget to make your feline-loving friend’s day so much better by sharing this article with them!

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#1

Someone needs a catitude adjustment.

29points

Susan Green 2 years ago

That’s impawsible.

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#2

You’ve got to be kitten me.

27points

Candace Alagappan 2 years ago

Or you could try, "You've CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!!!"

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#3

That’s just claw-ful.

27points

Stephanie Taylor 2 years ago

"That's okay, I got the spider!"

3points

#4

A cat’s most important trait is their purrsonality.

26points

Kona Pake 2 years ago

They purrrr on you..

1point

#5

How are we doing with these cat puns? So fur so good!

25points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Oh that's purrrfect

3points

#6

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

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#7

What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari!

21points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Is it a confurrtable?

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#8

Purr-haps we can cuddle later.

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Ozymandias73 2 years ago

You can bet your 9 lives on it!

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#9

My cat was found in pawsession of catnip.

21points

imsouravmitra 2 years ago

Maybe the cat wanted to get intoxi-Cat-ed

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#10

I love you, meow and furever.

21points

#11

Meow you doin?

20points

Susan Green 2 years ago

I’m feeling purrrty good, thanks.

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#12

Stop freaking meowt!

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#13

A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her. She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many...".

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#14

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!

19points

Kona Pake 2 years ago

The puurrr on you.

2points

#15

How is your cat today? She's feline fine!

18points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🎼🎶Feelin' Groomy🎵🎶

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#16

What do you think of all of these talking cats? It's pretty impawsible!

18points

Susan Green 2 years ago

I think it’s unfurrgetable.

1point

#17

Stay PAWsitive!

18points

TheAnimalLady 2 years ago

🙀Purrfectly impawsible in this pawlitical climb-it😾

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#18

Whenever I go to my room the cats go befur me.

18points

#19

To me, you are purr-fect.

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#20

I think we should get meow-rried someday.

17points

Space whale 2 years ago

Let's go on a date first...

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#21

Look at that meowntain.

17points

#22

I’ve got cattitude.

17points

#23

Look, all the kittens together form a purr-amid!

17points

PeachPossum 2 years ago

What do you call seven kittens walking in a straight line? A purr-ade!

3points

#24

I am fur-ever yours.

17points

#25

What did the cat say before he went skydiving? It's meow or never!

16points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

On the way down he was yelling: "Meoweeeeeeeee"

1point

#26

What do cats wear to sleep? Pawjamas!

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#27

What was that cat's favorite book? The Great Catsby!

16points

Rikke Visby Wickberg 2 years ago

The unadulterated cat.

4points

#28

My cat is radi-claw.

16points

#29

My favorite color is purr-ple.

16points

Steph Jay 2 years ago

This Explains why my Ferguson is OBSESSED with my purr-ple micro fleece! He Constantly makes biscuits in it, and asks to be covered by it All the time.

1point

#30

This is a-paw-ling (appalling!).

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#31

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octo-puss.

12points

#32

What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe? Puss in boots.

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#33

What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purrsuasive!

11points

Steph Jay 2 years ago

That's Fergus....

0points

#34

What did the cat say to the man on the street? Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!

11points

#35

What did the cat say when he passed another cat? Pawden me, I've got to get by.

11points

#36

What did the adult cat say to the kitten? You're infurior to me.

11points

#37

What's a cat's most important trait? It's purrsonality!

11points

#38

Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.

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#39

Better call in claw-enforcement.

11points

#40

It was a cat-astrophe when all of the cat treats were finished.

11points

#41

Once the cat saw the dog it was clear he was much more cathletic than we first thought.

11points

#42

It’s dinner time’ I whispurr to kitty.

11points

#43

What’s a cats favourite subject? Hiss tory!

11points

#44

Purr-haps you need more time.

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#45

I’ve got the paw-er! (power)

11points

#46

My cat is my best fur-end.

11points

Steph Jay 2 years ago

My cat is my Baby, he is my Special Furry little boy!

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#47

This is such a meow-gical moment.

11points

#48

I live for this mew-ment.

11points

#49

You an an incredible cat-lete.

11points

#50

What did the cat say when he went bankrupt? I feel so paw!

11points

#51

Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It's called fur-niture!

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#52

What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal? To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.

11points

#53

What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying? I'm not kitten you.

11points

#54

Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns? Purrhaps!

10points

Steph Jay 2 years ago

Ferguson rolled his eyes and walked away😭😂

0points

#55

What's a cat's favorite thing to draw? A self pawtrait!

10points

#56

Happy Purr–thday!

10points

#57

I’m just kitten around.

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#58

My cat is totally litter-ate.

10points

#59

Don’t be a sourpuss.

10points

#60

My cat is so purr-ty.

10points

#61

I love your purr-se.

10points

#62

Wait a meow-ment.

10points

#63

They are taking meowt for lunch on Caturday.

10points

#64

The two cats are furmiliar with each other.

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#65

The child was hiss-terical when the cats left to go outside.

10points

#66

Kitty tailerates the dogs.

10points

#67

Look at these purr-ty kittens.

10points

#68

What did the cat say when it was confused? I’m Purr-plexed!

10points

#69

Today would’ve been clawful without you!

10points

#70

Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.

10points

#71

Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!

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#72

What’s every cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrple!

10points

#73

What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play? Romeow and Mew-liet.

10points

#74

Oscars new collar is so purr-ty.

9points

#75

What did the cat say when he found out he was bankrupt? I feel so paw!

9points

#76

What did the cat say when he saw you approach? You look pawfully familiar!

9points

#77

What did one cat say to another? Have you heard the mews today?

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#78

I think you’re purretty!

9points

#79

I like your cattitude.

9points

#80

I’ve craving a purr-ito.

9points

#81

My favorite drink? Purr-secco.

9points

#82

You’ve got purr-sonality.

9points

#83

We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause).

9points

#84

You can do it, climb that meow-tain.

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#85

My cat loves “The Sound of Mew-sic”.

9points

#86

I find you a-mew-sing.

9points

#87

Don’t want to work, just want to play with cats, I’m pro-cat-stinating.

9points

#88

You’re a cat-ch!

9points

#89

Do you believe in furry tails (fairy tales)?

9points

#90

What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? Glamourpuss.

9points

#91

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.

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#92

What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy.

9points

#93

What do you call a sad cat that's in a hurry? A Russian Blue.

9points

#94

Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.

9points

#95

What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane? Purr-bulence.

9points

#96

What did the cat do after her home was broken into? She called claw enforcement.

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#97

Is he catatonic? No, just taking a cat nap.

9points

#98

How would you describe most puns? Seriously clawful.

8points

#99

What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally.

8points

#100

There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats!

8points

#101

What did that cat say when she didn't want to commit to a date? It's a pawsibility that I'll go.

8points

#102

How did the lazy cat do on his school project? He did the bare mewnimum!

8points

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#103

What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? Best furends!

8points

#104

What was the cat's favorite subject in school? Hissstory!

8points

#105

What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend? Let's spend furrever together!

8points

#106

What did the cat say when he heard a pun? That was hissterical!

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#107

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

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#108

That’s a paw-sibility.

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#109

That’s hiss-terical.

8points

#110

He’ll go down in hiss-tory.

8points

#111

I’ll love my cat fur-ever.

8points

#112

I’m feline sad.

8points

#113

I’ll have a meow-tini.

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#114

How claw-some is that?

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#115

I’ve got my thinking cat on.

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#116

All kitten aside, cats are the best pets.

8points

#117

How clawsome is this new cat bed?!

8points

#118

My cat is clawsome.

8points

#119

What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowntain.

8points

#120

I’ve only had 12 hours sleep today, I’m exhausted fur-real!

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#121

Purrlease stop with the puns.

8points

#122

That is pawfully kind of you.

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#123

There’s no doubt that cats think humans are infurior.

8points

#124

She is such a mewmaid.

8points

#125

Unfurtunately there is no cat food left.

8points

#126

We can’t hear you if you whispurr!

8points

#127

Look at the purr-suasive look in her eyes.

8points

#128

Can I purr-haps cuddle your cat?

8points

#129

Grumpy cat has a curious purrsonality.

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#130

What do you call it when a cat paints itself? A self pawtrait.

8points

#131

What’s a cats favourite kind of show? A Meowsical.

8points

#132

What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!

8points

#133

What did the senior cat say to the kitten when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to your pawsture.

8points

#134

It would be a cat-astrophe if you don’t date me.

8points

#135

You’re so purr-ty.

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#136

Stop leering at me, purr-vert.

8points

#137

Living in a gangsta’s purr-adise.

8points

#138

Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude.

8points

#139

I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!

8points

#140

Please be paw-lite and use your meow-ners.

8points

#141

Love long and paws-prer.

8points

#142

Happy Anni-fur-sary.

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#143

I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life.

8points

#144

This place seems so fur-miliar.

8points

#145

Mew got what I need.

8points

#146

The rest is hiss-tory.

8points

#147

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws!

8points

#148

Why don't cats mind when someone copies them? Because imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.

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#149

You're not feline well? Do you need a purramedic?

8points

#150

Live long and pawspurr.

8points

#151

What did the cat say when her friend wouldn't believe her? Listen, I'm fur real!

7points

#152

What was the cat's favorite class in college? Mewsic theory!

7points

#153

What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? The purrpatrator!

7points

#154

Why was the cat nervous to debate? He had a furmidable opponent!

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#155

How were these puns? Some might say they were appawling, but we thought they were pawsitively purrfect!

7points

#156

Paw-don me.

7points

#157

You look fur-miliar.

7points

#158

Dogs are in-furior to cats.

7points

#159

Whisker me away.

7points

#160

Can I paw-lease have that?

7points

#161

I’ve done that be-fur.

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#162

My cat is super cathletic.

7points

#163

Feed me right meow.

7points

#164

Sometimes you just have to take paws and enjoy the puns.

7points

#165

He packed his pawsessions into his travel crate ready for our trip.

7points

#166

Paw-lease top up the cat food bowl.

7points

#167

We have pawsitive proof that your cat is having kittens.

7points

#168

Napping is the thing I love meowst.

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#169

She behaved pawfully when the groomer visited.

7points

#170

A cat in a cardboard box is a furmiliar sight.

7points

#171

If I’d known befur I would’ve brought her.

7points

#172

Never efur steal my catnip again.

7points

#173

Did your cat ignore the cat scratching post and scratch the sofa instead? Purr-haps.

7points

#174

What did the cat say when the mouse got away? You’ve got to be kitten me!

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#175

Oh, paw-lease.

7points

#176

You are fur-bulous.

7points

#177

I feline-ing (be lying) if I said I didn’t love you.

7points

#178

Let’s get meow-ied (married).

7points

#179

You are claw-fully cute.

7points

#180

You are claw-some.

7points

#181

The cat got so distressed it went into hiss-terics.

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#182

What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror? I am pawsitively gorgeous.

7points

#183

Why don’t cats like shopping online? They prefer a cat-alogues.

7points

#184

Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kit!

7points

#185

Which two sodas does a cat like best? Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.

7points

#186

What's a British cat's favorite fantasy book? Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr's Stone.

7points

#187

What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short? A bob cat!

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#188

Cat's favorite literature characters: Holden Clawfield Jay Catsby Catticus Finch.

7points

#189

What do cats do after having an argument? Hiss and make up.

7points

#190

No wonder he has such cattitude.

7points

#191

Take meowt for lunch.

6points

#192

Never, efur do that again.

6points

#193

I haven’t cat all day!

6points

#194

Remain paws-itive.

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#195

I will never fur-get you.

6points

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Robertas Lisickis

Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

Saulė Tolstych

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

What do you think ?

manon M 2 years ago

WHERE ARE THE PICS ????💥💥

1point

Zandra Hampshire 2 years ago

Oops

0points

moose man 2 years ago

i didnt laugh. not even a tiny smile

0points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

Shoot, I expected funny cat pics.

0points

Rens 2 years ago

My cat is my Purr and Fur Therapist.

0points

John 2 years ago

Pussy on the loosy

0points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

These are so painful that only a cat can ease the pain really

0points

manon M 2 years ago

WHERE ARE THE PICS ????💥💥

1point

Zandra Hampshire 2 years ago

Oops

0points

moose man 2 years ago

i didnt laugh. not even a tiny smile

0points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

Shoot, I expected funny cat pics.

0points

Rens 2 years ago

My cat is my Purr and Fur Therapist.

0points

John 2 years ago

Pussy on the loosy

0points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

These are so painful that only a cat can ease the pain really

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