Cat: You may pet me three times before I bite you.

Yes, made me laugh all of those

That nose.

One of the many sounds - the other one is the fridge door where the cream is kept.

lol soooo tue tho!!!!

Where my cat sleeps: as far away from me as possible :/

Cat hair cleaning is never over and done with

Yep. The other day I just shook the bowl to cover the spot and it was accepted by the queen of the house.

This, followed by never playing with the actual toys.

Cat: "A human moving jungle gym (or cat tree)! Nice."

Yes, I can relate :(

Sometimes all three of my cats will all be staring at the same dark corner. It creeps me out.

My one does both depending on her mood !!!

"Super Super" 😂

The grass is always greener on the other side

They're always watching...

Hey, the picture you got is much more interesting than the one you wanted to get

Is this a butterfly? No it's my lunch.

if it fits, they sits

I stay up 20 mins petting my cats

Sibling relationships

"Koshka" .. its sounds like "Kočka" in czech language, what's mean Katze / Cat .)

So clean

Just give up. Or get another two chairs so there's one for each of you.

I snip off the very tips of my cats claws. We have a scratching post also but she has a tendency to try hitting the dog in the eye and I REALLY don't want a blind puppy. But again I just snip off the super sharp tips of them NEVER like cut them short.

That last one looks like it's predicting pineapple

With cats, one eventually gives up on most of these things.

You can count on it

You fell for it!

When all I want is to hug the cat: the cat hates me When all I want is to work: the cat can't live without me

Cats make everything better.

If I lift my youngest, she will look everywhere except where the spider is, eventhough she was meowing while on the ground. Duh

Or the other person gets all mad because you are comparing an "animal" to a human...well that animal is my child and gets treated as such and honestly I feel like all pet owners should treat their pets as a family member. The o lot exception there is a working animal BUT even those get treated incredibly well.

Is "mau" different than "meow"?

Perfect balance

The one sitting in front of the TV is so ours!

Must christen a clean cat box!!

derpy lol....

yep this is just life

My cat would be scared of his own costume if it was a vacuum.

Must be torties

We get fur round the door of the washing machine from the clothes and have to remove it