With their unpredictable personalities and goofy stunts, cats do rule the web. These little creatures are full of mysteries—sleeping in a cactus pot when there’s a warm and comfy bed, performing cat operas in the middle of the night, and thinking that the Christmas tree is the biggest enemy out there.
I guess humans will never understand the logic behind their behavior but we can at least laugh from it. Take it from this Twitter account that is all about memes you wish you could tag your cat in. Who doesn’t appreciate a proper pic or a joke about our favorite furballs?
Here's a compilation of the best posts we have collected from this account, so make sure to upvote your favorite ones! If you're in the mood for some more cat memes, check out our previous posts about them right here and here.
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If you don't say "oh that's a big stretch" every time your cat stretches, should you even have a cat?
Bored Panda reached out to the creator of this account, Pyrrhica, who is an artist from Portland, Oregon. After nearly ten years of traveling around the world, she decided to settle in Perth, Western Australia, where she spends her time posting memes and painting portraits of cats. She was kind enough to have a little chat with us and go in-depth about her project.
The artist told us that the inspiration to create this account came from social media. She read a tweet that said "I wish I could tag my cat in memes" and got the idea to create a Facebook page. "Eventually, I moved to Twitter and started an account here with the same name. The original person actually contacted me ... and said she loved that I turned her post into a real community."
Who is going to laugh when the cat murders them in their sleep though?
Load More Replies...Wish I could post the photo of my cat with a tangerine on her head. No tangerine fear in this house.
I think my cat is broken. None of the typical aversions work for him (citrus, tin foil on counters, tape on surfaces, spray bottle. He doesn't give a crap. He is also not food picky and will eat anything except bananas. I'm pretty sure he's a raccoon. He does love shiny things and will pick coins up with his mouth and walk around with them, so we have to keep coins and shiny small things put away.
Load More Replies...how was this found out? and maaaaaan my cat would have these hidden and rotting
I read somewhere that cats hate citrus. You can use it as a deterrent for anything that you don't want to be treated by cats.
Load More Replies...Not surprisingly, Pyrrhica considers herself to be a cat person. Right now she’s taking care of one foster feline named Lucy "who is currently seeking a forever home near Perth, Australia if someone is in need of a cat."
Since the little furball is already getting some attention online, the search will probably not take long. The artist has made her into a couple of memes and said that "she’s a big inspiration for the captions I write, as are my past experiences with family pets over the years."
Not anymore. Marvel comics just changed the punisher logo because the old one was co-opted by the alt right
Load More Replies...That... except the spot after the cat is empty now. I miss my cat so much. (⌣́_⌣̀)
I’m really sorry for your loss. It will not feel the same and there is an empty space in your heart. You will be grieving and it’s okay. Don’t feel bad for not feeling normal after a few weeks. Give yourself some time and vent out to as many people as you want. I’m here for you along with everyone else on this website. Your cat was a treasure that you cherished and she’s out there somewhere looking out for you. Stay safe and do what you like.
Load More Replies...I got a black cat in 2021. This graphic is correct.
Load More Replies...Same, but two cats! Very complicated two cats, one old and angry, one young and all over the place.
Pyrrhica seems to have found the perfect blend of silly cat memes and hilariously accurate captions because the account has gained more than 152K followers in less than a year. When asked about what kind of posts Twitter users enjoy most, she replied that her "followers love memes that make them say 'hey that’s my cat too!'" and the ones that make them "literally wish they could tag their cat in".
"My favorites are the silly cat photos that I make into memes about how a cat is anxiously awaiting wet food because my foster cat is also obsessed," the creator said.
For the records, that is the modern (1988) "Statue of Ashurbanipal" in San Francicso.
When it comes to finding the pictures online, she usually finds them herself but confirms that many followers submit their material as well. "I get a lot of submissions but it’s mostly just people sharing cute images of their cats," she explained. "It makes the page really fun to run because I get to see so many cats." However, most submissions "miss the mark when it comes to being a meme, but they always make me smile."
On the side, Pyrrhica collects some of the funniest feline memes she can find, transforms them into beautiful paintings and uploads them on her website: "I love cats so much that I made it into a job—I paint portraits of cats and this Twitter is the main way I reach people who love cat art."
Wow, I really wish I can reach the level of skill and realism this wonderful artist has reached! It’s a spitting image of the cat! Lol 😆
While we can't stop wondering what's going on inside our cats' heads, it seems that those little furballs might not really understand humans either. John Bradshaw, a cat-behavior expert at the University of Bristol and the author Cat Sense: How the New Feline Science Can Make You a Better Friend to Your Pet, said that felines don't "get us" the way dogs do.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett
Ancient Egyptian cat statue, talking to a modern day cat: "Do they still worship us as gods?" Modern cat: "Well, I sh*t in a box and my human cleans it up." Statue: "Good, good..."
"Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at."
Couldn’t disagree more. Cats have zero clue they’re cats and they get offended if you tell them.
🙀 .. I've never wanted to know something more than that now that you've brought it to my attention 😆
Load More Replies...Me thinks the vet is in on it. James probably bribed him. James is very smart.
Load More Replies...He's a cutie but in all seriousness, if he needs to lose weight, please make sure he does, it's hard to deny their sweet faces treats but it's for the greater good.
My cat got overweight after her hysterectomy. I've done everything I've cut her food down tried to walk her, you can imagine how that went. Any tips are welcome. She goes to the vet twice a year she is in good healthy for her age just can't shift the weight
Load More Replies...What's that? A mug shot? Got a little somethin' there, around your mouth...
Ours just loves to claw the hell out of the inside - you don't realize how loud this until it's done at 3a.m.!
“Dogs perceive us as being different than themselves: As soon as they see a human, they change their behavior," he explained. When it comes to cats, they don't seem to have adapted their social behavior when people are present (even though they know we're much bigger than them): "Putting their tails up in the air, rubbing around our legs, and sitting beside us and grooming us are exactly what cats do to each other."
I'm literally that person who spots a cat across the street and I have to make a detour to try and be friends with it.. x3
I talk to every cat I see on the streets. A lot will talk back or come for headscratches.
Same, but dogs too ... actually if I could just completely remove human interaction in general, and I can only chat w/animals, that would be such bliss. Well, with the exception of my daughter.
Eh...I have a secret agent who always walks around wearing a tuxedo, and I have an orange planet who doesn't much like people. Their names are James Bond and Mars :).
When Mars sits like a loaf, do you call him a Mars bar?
Load More Replies...I have a beautiful black demon panther and a beautiful, derpy mix who sometimes gets confused about where she is.
Mine two cats are both at the same time, depending on current situation.
I have a beautiful tuxedo idiot, a terrifying orange demon, and a black-and-white recluse who's tired of the other two
Trying to learn more words to describe her idiot hooman that throws money😅😅
Load More Replies...Found toys are sooooo much better, especially if they’re not supposed to be toys, and they’re something you need—-and need to have free of bitemarks.
Yup! $50 bux in cat toys and my calicoes are fighting over a paper towel tube!
The expert reveals a few mysteries that make cat owners often scratch their heads from confusion, like why do they yowl in the middle of the night or what's the deal with all this kneading. Apparently, cats are much smarter than we think: "Cats learn specifically how their owners react when they make particular noises," Bradshaw mentioned that vocalizing works perfectly well for them to get your attention and the same goes with purring.
This is the entrance to the underworld and these are the Guardians of Bastet.
K. Show us a picture of your cat zen garden, plz
Load More Replies...The tree is still standing and they are so happy. Win, win if you ask me
Load More Replies...I want to see them fight for that spot
Load More Replies...Also, if you ever wondered why do cats knead us, it’s another way of them trying to communicate with us and it's deeply rooted in their instincts: "All the behavior they show toward us is derived in some way from the mother-kitten relationship. The kitten learns to raise its tail, rub on its mother, and knead and purr. Grooming is what mothers do back to kittens."
That's what you get when letting the cat outside roam free. It likes the neighbors more.
My old cat (RIP) used to go eat at the neighbour's house. Which wouldn't be a huge problem only they had a dog and the dog was blind. My cat ate a blind dog's lunch. How my neighbours were still okay with me, I don't know. That said, it was a very cute cat ...
Load More Replies...I had a feeling one of our cats found a side-family, then she came in smelling of chlorine and suntan lotion, and we don't have a pool...
I think your cat is living a better life than you enjoying all the luxuries😅😅
Load More Replies...Our neighbor puts her cat out because she doesn't provide a litter box. There's also no cat door and sometimes poor kitty is out most of the day because the lady doesn't let her back in or isn't home. Kitty is 14 and it's cold and wet outside, so we started keeping the garage door open a bit to let her come in.
It is a crime to not take care of an old cat.Your neighbour is not a lady.
Load More Replies...My kids always wanted a cat. One of my sons is allergic, so it is not possible to keep one at home. But there is a cat who comes 2 times a day visiting us, we give a little bit of food and the kids play with her. The cat is very pleased with all that attention and after a while she returns home. I don't know who is the owner of that cat...But my kids are very happy his/her cat is always visting us.
There was a family of cats with kittens living in my backyard. I didn't want to bring them in because I had 2 indoor cats but I fed them nice wet food and gave them shelter. Then one day I saw them at a car repair shop eating wet food and with beds. They were playing us both!
Toddler door k**b covers. Then even work keeping in grownups, ha. Not I, my husband, the toddler, or the cat can open the doors that have them on. 🤪
Aww, that reminds me of our old cat :). He used to open doors when he was younger, before his toe beans became less grippy.
I had to put a child proof latch on the cabinet doors under my sink to keep my cats out of the garbage. This was before I even had kids.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BuffAnimals/comments/n4vppx/damn_he_big/
there is a gray one in the upper right hand corner
Load More Replies...Number Four is incredibly well camouflaged. Oh, and “one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong…”
I'm probably going to hear that tune all day now....
Load More Replies...Depends on how dark it is. Void kitties just disappear after sunset, unless the lights are on and fairly bright in that spot.
Load More Replies...These adorable animals get jumpy, weird and wacky because your house seems like a jungle to them. We can think of cats as essentially wild animals trying to adapt to unusual home environments. Luckily for us, that can make them unpredictable and really adorable all at the same time, which is the perfect combination for achieving some meme-worthy material for us to enjoy.
Every dang night. I fold my dog blanket and put it in the middle of the bed so he can keep us warm. Every night he sleeps at the foot of the bed after everyone lays down.
Load More Replies...Mine have always been allowed to sleep on the bed (unless they start getting territorial about it and nipping is if we move in our sleep, like our dog did, so he’s got his own bed on the floor now). They just roll with it. Literally.
That's always the worst, esp when You kill myself trying to not deserve the bosses.
that makes me so upset when it happens its like they think I'm gonna move them so they just decide to get up!
nah you gottan just grab them and make them cuddle with you for a bit. they will eventually give up on getting away >:3
My cat doesn't only want to watch. She wants to get petted while I'm actively peeing. Zero boundaries.
Mine too, she is at her most affectionate when I'm on the toilet.
Load More Replies...What about when you keep the litter box in the bathroom and they come in to take a dump while you're taking a dump? This is like the ultimate show of solidarity to them.
If you can train them like Mr. Jinx, I know where you can get an awesome double toilet. You can gaze lovingly into each others' eyes
Load More Replies...my cat likes to jump up on my lap when im peeing. mans has no boundries
My cat has to sit on my lap while I'm going. Somehow he always knows when I'm going #2
Kids or animals, you just gotta get used to the fact that things like privacy and quiet and a full night’s sleep have vanished into thin air.
I used to live in an apartment with a combined bathroom and laundry. My cat used to wait till I was on the toilet and get in the litter tray at the same time and stare at me. Just enjoying a poo moment together 🤣
One of my cats can be dead asleep on the back of the sofa and STILL wake up to dash into the bathroom with me!
My cats are like that when I'm changing the bed linen. I have no idea how they know!!
Load More Replies...I had a cat who lived with me my whole life. He was my best friend. On September 10, 2021, he gave me loves, hugs, headbonks, and cuddles for the last time. On September 11, he died. We buried him under a large tree on our property, and I made him a fancy gravestone to mark the spot. I visit him sometimes, to talk to him. Other times, when I'm sad or lonely, I can feel his presence, as if he can tell from beyond the grave and return to comfort me :).
Aw dear, I'm so very sorry. It's so hard to lose a pet. Lots of hugs to you.
Load More Replies...If a cat loves you, then you are truly loved. Because they’re incredibly choosy when it comes to who they pick as “their person”. (I know this because I’ve had cats as pets my whole life, and I’m 61 now.)
Ok this is made me tear up. I’ve owned 5 cats, of which two I had to put down (other 3 still with me.) One was 16 years, the other only 9 months with a genetic disorder. I’ve seen them both in my dreams over the years where they were lively, vibrant, healthy and affectionate. There truly has been no other earthly privilege than to have been loved by a cat. ❤️❤️❤️
The cheeks! And whisker pads. They all need kisses ❤️
Load More Replies...Or evolve with sharp spikes on top. Maybe on their bellies too.
This hits home for me. I had crippling depression beginning in high school. But the only reason I survived my twenties was because of my cat Milo. At 28 I finally found a treatment that actually worked and allowed me to function again. He passed away from old age a month after that. RIP buddy. You were best part of the worst time in my life. You saved my life, and I'll remember you for as long as it lasts.
Same here with a stray siamese I adopted and brought back home from Spain. He literally saved me from a down going spiral. He also passed away last year form old age. Miss him dearly but he's under my skin now as used his ashes for a paw-print tattoo 😢
Load More Replies...Whenever I cry, my cat climbs on my chest and pats my face with his little paw. Just makes my heart melt every time.
I know what you mean. Our stray siamese even consoled us at his dying moment. We were waiting home for the vet as it was his last day [almost 21 yrs and his body was completely worn out]. We were crying our eyes out and he still managed to crawl on our lap and put his paw in our hands. My heart broke & melted at the same time. It's more than 1 year ago now but the memory still wets my eyes. I used his ashes for a paw-print tattoo. He's forever under my skin.
Load More Replies...If they love you, a cat will be your greatest comforter when you’re sad or sick or recovering from surgery. I was laid up for 6 weeks after tendon surgery a few years ago. My cats worked in shifts the entire time, to make sure at least one of them was up on the bed keeping me company 24/7. It was really nice not to be totally alone when my husband was at work.
EEE IT'S MR FLUFFYPANTS FROM PHINEAS AND FERB MRFLUFFYPA...b2673.jpeg
My cats don't like me wearing my glasses and will bite them off my face. They have now stolen them while I slept. They're all indoor exclusive cats and I live in a loft, but I still have no idea where they took them...
My cat hates my Fitbit. I can't tell if he thinks it's my "collar" and is empathizing and trying to free me, or if maybe it emits a noise I can't hear but he can and dislikes. Either way, he constantly tries to bite it.
Load More Replies...I usually get a calendar as a holiday gift every year, and there's a piece of square cardboard in it. I started writing, "Peeka will sit here." on it, then put it on the floor. Yup. Everytime!
I wish I had the nerve to do that everyday when I arrive at my workplace.
With mine it's; Anything to eat here? No? Fine, I'll just lay here in the way and yowl until you get some.
Mine is anything to eat here? Not that! F**k you, I'll bite your knee til you change it.
You'd have to flip a table at the same time. That's the human equivalent of swatting a mug off the counter
They enter with great expectations and leave with gone with the wind!
Maybe we should slap things more. I mean, not slap people because that's mean, but slap things, random things.
Some people actually need to be slapped randomly and often, based on the things you see here...like the entitled ones...and yes, I mean its not mean to do so.
Load More Replies...I work in IT; slapping things does in fact work on occasion. "Percussive Maintenance"
Oh my god, I'm learning chess online and sometimes I just want to wack the pieces away in frustration.
My mum just bought me two kittens for Christmas. I have never had kittens before! :) just sent her this meme to say thanks again
Load More Replies...I sometimes feel this way, but somewhere in the house is generally within 6 feet of me, which makes the encounters rather frequent.
I can't believe there are five cats in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And they're here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter them! Most probably in the middle of the night, in the darkest spot of the hall, half asleep on my way to the toilet, lying completely motionless or straight up zooming between my legs so that I either step on them and die of shock from the screaming or trip over them and break my neck. What a treat
And the more the merrier At one point I had 10 cats it was glorious - the vet spayed the10th one for free!
I don't get this one so much. My cat generally stays pretty close. If he's not right there with me, he might be on the cat tree or the other sofa, but usually within sight. If I don't know where he is, it's probably because he followed me into a room and then got shut in, so I need to go find him immediately and set him free. 😂
Hey! I'm having trouble typing due to my cat lying here with the blanket over him/her
That reminds me, I have to work from home in a few weeks, with the kid and the cats at home. So, I need two boxes on my desk, check, and a home entertaining and gaming system, oops.
Ahh... A fellow long suffering owner of 2 feuding cats. My sympathies my friend
Load More Replies...I have one of the secon kind, and one... Well if I stop the pets and belly rubs I get stabbed in the thigh or side until belly rubs resume. Weird one that girl.
We have one of those too. If her pitiful meowing is to be believed, she needs a million hours of pets each day or she will die. Feet are off-limits though.
Load More Replies...Many years ago my cat had 5 kittens. I made sure to give all of them a lot of positive attention so they would be friendly and social. Even then, 2 were definitely more bitey than the others...
They can turn their petting preferences on and off, you know. My cats let me pet them on their bellies, but my husband and most everyone else gets totally shredded by claws if they dare try a belly rub.
this is a pterodactyl cat ^^ unless you are kidding and I couldn't understand your joke , the word you want is polydactyl Screen-Sho...6f-png.jpg
Eww. I've seen what my cats do with their paws. No thank you. I will stick to head and bum scratches.
Load More Replies...my cat would eat grass over food any time if I let her. grass does not digest in them so I only give her one or two blades at a time. she KNOWS what the word grass is.
Mine, too! I got to the point where I had to SPELL it if I mentioned it in front of him. Amazing how they train us, isn't it?
Load More Replies...My cat eats: avocado, sweet potato, chips, bread, cheese, hummus, beans, salad glaze, and pasta !!
I have the exact same picture of the exact same cat sitting in front of a window next to a totally different plant my cat would eat.
If that's aloe then absolutely do not let your cat eat that. It's toxic to cats.
One of my daughter's cars will sit on the coffee table knocking things off of it, staring you straight in the eye, and meowing constantly until he gets his nighttime wet food. This happens daily from 5:30 until 8:30.
That's not a corpse; it's a skeketon. And the question is: why do you have a skeleton lying on your bed????
There's also "mreh" (sleep with one eye open) and the infamous"MUH-ROW" when you leave the room without telling them and they don't know where you are.
I egt a "prrrrrruuuuuurt meow?" When I did something inappropriate, like when Mom would call you your first and middle name when you were bad. This is my cat's version on, "Rly? You fricking idiot?" But with love.
My cat did this on my computer monitor, his curious on where the pictures are from, at first he looked at the back then looked back at the front. After a couple of minutes not figuring out where the pictures came from he decided to knock the monitor .
If he just moved to the right a little he will when he looks in the mirror.
All them cords should have held it up - and what a stupid place to put a TV!
Buy them a cat bed and they will sleep in the dustpan. Don't buy them a cat bed and they will steal your favourite armchair and cushions forever. That's why. Cat logic.
My cat HAD a cat bed. I gave up at 6 sleeping places. Porch chair, arm chair, the side of the loveseat that is supposed to be mine, an old pillow that was to stop your neck from hurting. It didn't. She now has a $200 sleep pillow, a stool in the living room by the window, and finally, my bed. And yes, she basically runs the house.
Load More Replies...After 4 years of searching, I FINALLY found cat beds my cats all seem happy with... the "plush donut" beds. Basically a hemorrhoid donut covered in 2" synthetic fur with an equally furry padded bottom XD
My cat is apparently unusual. He actually uses cat beds. If I want him to frequent an area, I just put a bed there. Like I want him to hang out on the bench instead of the counter? Add bed. He's an odd one.
Load More Replies...My cats favorite bed is a paper plate I had set on the table. Turn around to do something and she claimed it. So that's why we have a paper plate with bite marks all over it at the head of the table for the last year.
Our cats (especially the, erm, not so bright one) kind of know they don't belong on the table or the counter(don't get me wrong, they only respect that when I am physically close enough to move them off the table or counter) so they will sit on a box or piece of paper on the table or counter and look at me like "see? I'm not ON the table/counter". Obviously, they sleep on the dog bed meant for our 90lb Pyrenees mix, but only if they sense that I might be thinking of passing it along.
Load More Replies...We bought our kitten this awesome convertible bed thingy and she chooses to sleep under my bed
We have 8 cat beds all over the house, I even had to clear the buffet in dining room because they kept knocking every decorative thing I put on top- there are now 3 beds on it small medium and large, used only occasionally! They all like to sleep in the dirty laundry basket!
Kitty knows. My cat is also oddly obsessed with pizza. It's not the cheese or the meat. It's the sauce. She adores tomato products. She's a weird animal, but I love her.
All my cats hate human food except for cheese and butter -and they know exactly when the butter is out of the cupboard!
Yeah, I couldn't bear to move the boy when he slept on my head at 10 weeks. He is now ten pounds. I can't be mad, I let it happen. I regret nothing.
I had a ragdoll that would wrap himself around my head like a pair of earmuffs. I slept that way for 15 years. I also regret nothing!
Load More Replies...When my 18 lb cat would lay on my chest I would wonder if that's what COPD feels like.
This happens every night - my MOE gets on my chest while I'm in bed and has 5 pieces of white cheddar popcorn - then lays on my legs!
That is exactly how my orange Rumpy Manx grew! From a handful to 20 pounds in 1&½ years.
My cats have their special mugs and galsses all over the house or else they refuse to drink and they are dehydrated...
Load More Replies...I can't have a glass of milk without three meowing maniacs following me screaming bloody murder. I completely understand.
I have to have a dish of water for her on my night stand or she knocks mine off.
I put a lid from a reusable coffee cup on top of my water glass. I’ve tried so many different types of water, and even gave them my mineral water from the fridge in their bowls as that’s what is in my glass, but still, they both go for my glass!
Me too, apparently water from my cup tastes the best. With the lid he doesn’t even try anymore:)
Load More Replies...Years ago I had a cat named Garfield (he's since passed on due to old age. I always add that because pets are a lifetime commitment) anyway one evening I was drinking kalua and cream Garfield was sitting next to me. I noticed him licking the tip of his front paw, the first time I saw him do that I assumed he was bathing himself, then he did it a 2nd time. That's when I realized he was dipping the tip of his paw into my drink. He was such a sweetheart I miss him.
Our cat puts his stinky poop foot in the water so he can lick it off his toebeans. You can NEVER leave a glass of water unattended.
Our acts won't drink from bowls so we fill up a mug of water, pretend to drink from it and pretend to forget about it. The cats are very pleased at hydrating themselves while feeling smug that their big dumb hoomans forgot about a mug of tasty water.
I have a goblet type glass beside the sink and they drink from that it's changed and refilled every day - none of that yesterday water!
This is one of the most accurate representations of my life. No wonder my ppl don't understand my depression. I'm really happy and animated around cats, and I'm nearly always around cats 🤷
Cats really *can* bring out the best in us, it can even make us happy and joyful!
Load More Replies...Monday - door opens see cat and it's Saturday (actually every time they come to you)!
Friesian cat 😉. I wasnt aware they were a breed on their own though. To me, I simply would have classified it an an european shorthair
Load More Replies...Mine is a tiny house panther. It's an official breed. You'll have to fight my cat to disagree. 🐈⬛
It is actually. Look up Bombay cats, they were bred specifically to look like mini Panthers.
Load More Replies...cowwwwwwwwswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That looks EXACTLY like one of my cats. My little sister named her Cowmoo
I was gonna get my kitty a bottle of cat wine for her 19th birthday to celebrate her making it to legal drinking age. She died a month after she turned 18. ;_; RIP baby.
Bless her. i'm sure she had a good life with you....
Load More Replies...Why drink wine when you can drink spiritus with Behemoth :) (my fav book "Master and Margaret")
Oh no! How dare they share a single glass of wine every once in a while with their cat?! THE HORROR!!!! (Yes, sarcasm, how'd you know?)
Load More Replies...Was this drawn by the same mother who drew the sketch of the black cat above?
And purring very loud. And gently kneading your chest, right ?
You mean jumping on my chest with the grace of a steam train, putting a cold, wet nose directly into my face and clawing at my breasts? Yes, that's my tomcat!
Load More Replies...When I was growing up, I had a digital alarm clock. Every morning at 0700 sharp, with emphasis on sharp, my cat attacked my toes.
What the heck you got woke up with a smile what the hell else do you want?
I love when people call mixes a breed. A doodle is not a breed, it's a mutt. Mutts are great, don't get me wrong, just call it what it is. "Designer dogs" are not breeds!
My cat was a Himalayan Persian, But I call cats of no specific breed a moggie cat.
I have 2 Ginger Toms one has a ghost on his back - I guess for ID purposes - they are brothers!
Terrifyingly so. I've managed to socialize a few true ferals (born and lived wild years), and they come inside, chill out, and are like, "WTF? THi sis so easy! Why was I ever doing anything else?"
Load More Replies...Street cats are always ready to convert to house cats which they can do without any help, fast, thankyou.
Years ago I took in a pregnant street cat. Even after years of being a pet, she was a badass. When a German shepherd made he mistake of cornering her, she let the pesky pooch have it! That dog probably didn't slow down till he was halfway to South Carolina.
Load More Replies...I started using raised, tilted bowls and i have about 90% less puking from my cats now.
Load More Replies...Our cat was a street cat but we rescued her, so she'll eat a dead bird but not shrimp tails. She's weird.
I have 3 ferals I'm trying to get inside - I have insulated house for them outside - trust is something you really have to work at!
That is Queen Nelly on the watermelon and sweet little Nala rough and buff lol
Nice: Void. He's coiled on my lap with the purr motoring because blanket is warm. Naughty: Orange. Chomped headphone wire, chomped finger trying to make sure he wouldn't get hurt by chomping headphone wire.
if a cat bites you you should go to the emergency room. it can end unserious. they have germs in their mouth that could make you very sick.---if they break skin.
Which they rarely do, since they just bite you as a warning.
Load More Replies...My heart would have two pieces missing - for the long-ago vanished Buttermilk, and for alley cat Ragamuffin.
Mine walks into my room and ‘maas’. He never meows, he just maas, and he can be earth-shatteringly loud.
Load More Replies...Mine sits in the window and meows weirdly, it sounds like a baby crying. Someone reported to child protection services that I was neglecting a child. That was a fun explanation.
I came here to say this, knowing in my heart it had already been said <3
Load More Replies...Strong suspicion this is a case of Ginger Tomitis that cats sometimes contract, causing them to be over 1m long
agree. my orange baby was about half my height in length. i'm 4'11.
Load More Replies...I think my sense of humor is completely destroyed because this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen
I think you can see the fold on the top right corner of the envelope
Load More Replies...It can also give them crystals in their urine, which can lead to bladder blockage - this I learned the hard way. Wet food is best for cats!!
Load More Replies...Just remember that I'm basically a feline beast, hooman. Repeat after me. Feline. BEAST.
Everytime I think I won't see this manga, I see it To anyone wondering it's called Chi No Wadachi or blood on the tracks; it's a good psychological horror
Please tell me the cat lives and is forever happy or otherwise I have to ignore!!
Load More Replies...And not too costly if you go to the right vet.
Load More Replies...ours tried to get with the neighbors dog for some reason, cat are weird af (she is nurtured)
I'm sorry but I just can't laugh about this one!! Please spay & neuter your cats!!
Having an obese pet is neither cute or funny - they can develop serious health issues and end up in a lot of pain and/or dying sooner than their time. Please watch your pet's diet.
i have a kitten and a fatty. kitten's food is kept on the computer desk so i can prevent fatty getting it. kitty now believes this desk is territory and constantly flops over on my keyboard. i'm ok with it.
It really is true that obesity is uncomfortable and sometimes fatal for floofs. Only the hooman can stop this.
Yes i agree but (please don't downvote me) they are cute.
Load More Replies...Is there anything harder than giving your cat a pill, or putting ointment on her skin and then preventing her to lick it off immediately?
I wish desperately that I could get a cat, but my sister and parents are very allergic to them and won't be able to live with one despite how much me and my sister want one.
I think they're called Syberians. Hypoallergenic and flipping BEAUTIFUL! A friend has one as she has many allergic family members. No issues with this cat.
Load More Replies...My family does not need a cat because they have me. I am the cat.
Is there anything harder than giving your cat a pill, or putting ointment on her skin and then preventing her to lick it off immediately?
I wish desperately that I could get a cat, but my sister and parents are very allergic to them and won't be able to live with one despite how much me and my sister want one.
I think they're called Syberians. Hypoallergenic and flipping BEAUTIFUL! A friend has one as she has many allergic family members. No issues with this cat.
Load More Replies...My family does not need a cat because they have me. I am the cat.
