ADVERTISEMENT

Jokes and cats are the real fuel of the internet. Think of what a bland place it’d be if we didn’t get a daily fix of funny cat jokes gift-wrapped in mysterious feline logic. Think of how many quips wouldn’t have even been born without these pictures. Grumpy Cat, Cat Jam, Smudge the Cat, Coughing Cat… anyone?!

So when combining these two of people’s favorite things, you get the most powerful cattitude jokes that explain all that words cannot explain. Like all those weird, goofy, and plain ‘seriously?!’ feline behaviors.

Why do cats eat like they've got 2 seconds to finish the bowl, only to puke in the middle of the carpet a minute later? And how do they decide that wreaking havoc on the house at 3 am is an excellent idea? Those cucumbers, what’s up with them?

We may never find the answers, but with the help of cat-approved visual language, we at least can get a glimpse into the weird and wonderful world of felines. It’s where everything you think you know is wrong, and everything you know to be wrong is also wrong. Funny cat jokes for adults compiled by Bored Panda, the stage is yours.

#1

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#2

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

olia-grinko Report

#3

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

It’s no secret that cats sometimes, or rather most often, do things that make no sense to humans. To help decipher the internet-famous and genuinely odd feline behavior so often used for funny cat jokes and images, Bored Panda reached out to Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency.

Molly said that each cat’s motivation to act as if they’re aiming to turn into funny cat jokes is a very individual thing. “Some cats do silly things to get our attention; we run and get our cameras, cooing and paying attention to them.” This attention that we shower our felines with is precisely what reinforces their seemingly odd behavior.

#4

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#5

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

catmemes.only Report

Meanwhile, “other cats are bored and are trying to find outlets for pent-up energy,” Molly said. Being both prey and predator animals, most cats’ instincts are still pretty powerful. As your house is their new jungle, you see the behavior that makes them jumpy, goofy, silly, yet absolutely adorable.

In fact, this precise feature that we don’t really know what to expect from them is what makes our felines the perfect material for cat funny jokes. “Whatever the motivation for the strange behaviors, it’s always good to pay attention to your cat and tell it how much you appreciate the laugh,” Molly concluded.

However, even if the odd behavior of our beloved felines can be explained, that does not mean that these funny cat jokes on the list are less hilarious! So, why not scroll through the rest of them and have a hearty laugh?

#7

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#8

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#10

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

olia-grinko Report

#11

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#13

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#14

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#15

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

skyisdreamin Report

Add photo comments
POST
Raine Soo
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats have never been bad luck. Silly superstitions.

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard this one: Q: Is it bad luck to have a cat cross your path? A: Depends if you are a man or mouse.

Load More Replies...
Zoe Snyder
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone: Black cats are bad luck, not to mention cats in general are just plain assholes. Me, who has four cats, half of them all black: I would like to challenge that theory...

Merrill N. Munro
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My black cats disagree. They're very lucky. They're lucky I let them live with me, especially when they wipe their butts on the hardwood floors when a poop gets stuck to their fur.

Load More Replies...
Pazuzu
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

black cats being bad luck was something started in the US, in europe they were always classed as good luck---either way they are beautiful

Chantel LaPere
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to squeeze all cats! My cats hate it when i suffocate them with love. They are like, "come on mom, leave us alone, we get it!" lol

Load More Replies...
StrangerOfTheDark
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silly superstitions... black cats aren't real bad luck... its any cat that is bad luck. but their so cute how can one stay away

Viola Yarrow
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are associated with luck good and bad (for example my cat is usually lucky cuz you get snuggled but sometimes unlucky cuz she pees on random things)

GaeFrog
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are just black voids with faces like I'll look under the bed and just see eyes o_o

Karl Baxter
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not in the UK they’re not. A cat crossing your path is really a witch transformed into his/her familiar. Given that they are crossing your path they are not going in your direction and hence are off to do witchcraft upon someone else

Fyre Titus
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Sandra Amazing Star
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TOO.. CUTEEEEE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greg D
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They HAVE bad luck is the actual saying. Ask any black cat that was sat on because it looked like a shirt

Ambry Petersen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had several black cats, never had bad luck from any of them. Had lots of purrs but no bad luck.

Curtis issac polain
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol no. Oneder i lot my winning lotto tiket it was winning i saw one than it fell dow drain

Kim
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only bad luck is if you stumble over then at night lol

Hafida
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My black panter is the best of luck I ever had and still is.

CharliAnn Olney
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are only bad luck if you trip over one while walking under a ladder on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month!

elfin
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who think that black cats are bad luck are bad luck. Also dumb.

Laura Jones
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

rescues have a terrible time rehoming them so unfair they are lovely

Lisa Chambers
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never live long enough to understand whatever made up logic had to happen for this to be a thing.

Liz Jackson
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww little void babies. I have one named Wednesday. We call her vicious razor baby.

Robert Robi Z
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black cats are bad luck only if they cross the street and a car comes...

Iris_the_kilr
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AWWWW i love black cats i used to have one named brie brie and i loved her

Iris_the_kilr
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she died last year though, and i didnt even get to say goodbye bc quarentine. i hate that sheh died.

Load More Replies...
Shinomi Chan
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen. I had a black cat, she was the sweetest thing. Always so curious, very silent too. Total ninja.

Iggy
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a black cat crosses your path.....it's going somewhere.

View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#16

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#17

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#18

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#19

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

miky0ni Report

#20

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#21

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#22

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#23

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

kittifuzz Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#24

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#25

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

illufinch Report

#26

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#27

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#28

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

DannyTanner Report

#29

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#30

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#31

*cries In Cat*

RawrzieOwO Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#32

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#33

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#34

This Cat Is Up To Something

Aridgaming247 Report

#35

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#36

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#37

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#38

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#39

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#40

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#41

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

sriyak Report

#42

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#43

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#44

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

barzuk27 Report

#45

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#46

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#47

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#48

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#49

Why Do Cats Do This?

DatriaxGD Report

#50

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
Unlimited content
Ad-free browsing
Dark mode
#51

Cats! The Mighty Cats!

DeadSweeper Report

#52

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#53

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#54

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

jihoonoh Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#56

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#57

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#58

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#59

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#60

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#61

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#63

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#64

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#65

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
#68

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

v-draseikaite Report

#69

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#70

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#71

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#72

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

oof.cats Report

#73

I Love My Cat

Conmang2 Report

#74

God Damm You Cats, Inventions Of Satan !!!

ewan57 Report

#75

Rip Cat

C9SF-Dr0p Report

#77

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#78

What Kind Of Spider Is This

WellisCute Report

#79

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#80

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#81

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#82

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#85

Cats Are Wild

TacoG28 Report

#86

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#87

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

alanwilkening Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#88

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#89

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#90

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

catmemes.only Report

Add photo comments
POST
#91

Cats Do Be Like That

Awoken_Noob Report

#92

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#93

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#94

Midieval Rocket Cat

theflaminghat Report

#95

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#96

A Wholsome One For The Boys Having A Hard Time

dank-eyes Report

#97

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report

#98

Come Here! Stupid Cat...

pepixy Report

#99

Sadly I’m Allergic To Cats

manago_jelly Report

Add photo comments
POST
#100

My Cat At 3am

Goodideas21 Report

Add photo comments
POST
#101

Cat Heaven

-Nycter- Report

#102

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#104

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#105

My Cat At My Door

Goodideas21 Report

Add photo comments
POST
#107

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
#108

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

reddit.com Report

#109

Funny-Cat-Memes-Jokes

Report