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Jokes and cats are the real fuel of the internet. Think of what a bland place it’d be if we didn’t get a daily fix of funny cat jokes gift-wrapped in mysterious feline logic. Think of how many quips wouldn’t have even been born without these pictures. Grumpy Cat, Cat Jam, Smudge the Cat, Coughing Cat… anyone?!

So when combining these two of people’s favorite things, you get the most powerful cattitude jokes that explain all that words cannot explain. Like all those weird, goofy, and plain ‘seriously?!’ feline behaviors.

Why do cats eat like they've got 2 seconds to finish the bowl, only to puke in the middle of the carpet a minute later? And how do they decide that wreaking havoc on the house at 3 am is an excellent idea? Those cucumbers, what’s up with them?

We may never find the answers, but with the help of cat-approved visual language, we at least can get a glimpse into the weird and wonderful world of felines. It’s where everything you think you know is wrong, and everything you know to be wrong is also wrong. Funny cat jokes for adults compiled by Bored Panda, the stage is yours.

It’s no secret that cats sometimes, or rather most often, do things that make no sense to humans. To help decipher the internet-famous and genuinely odd feline behavior so often used for funny cat jokes and images, Bored Panda reached out to Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency.

Molly said that each cat’s motivation to act as if they’re aiming to turn into funny cat jokes is a very individual thing. “Some cats do silly things to get our attention; we run and get our cameras, cooing and paying attention to them.” This attention that we shower our felines with is precisely what reinforces their seemingly odd behavior.

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Meanwhile, “other cats are bored and are trying to find outlets for pent-up energy,” Molly said. Being both prey and predator animals, most cats’ instincts are still pretty powerful. As your house is their new jungle, you see the behavior that makes them jumpy, goofy, silly, yet absolutely adorable.

In fact, this precise feature that we don’t really know what to expect from them is what makes our felines the perfect material for cat funny jokes. “Whatever the motivation for the strange behaviors, it’s always good to pay attention to your cat and tell it how much you appreciate the laugh,” Molly concluded.

However, even if the odd behavior of our beloved felines can be explained, that does not mean that these funny cat jokes on the list are less hilarious! So, why not scroll through the rest of them and have a hearty laugh?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...Momma, ooooh, ooooh. Didn't mean to make you retch, If the bed's not clean this time tomorrow, Scurry on , scurry on, I'll find one that really splatters!"

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that would be me. My husband too, though he’ll never admit it. It’s why we now have four cats and a dog—-all rescues, out of a barn, off the street, dumped in our yard or the neighbor’s (when she was out of town for an extended period and my husband was doing a regular check on her house for her). Yeah. Big softies.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking that its hind legs are wedged in between the arm rest and the back of the chair.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ruler: "Paint me a powerful warrior, taming a fearsome lion in scale armour!" Artist: "Say no more, my lord!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cats will puke anywhere. Every surface has an equal opportunity of being hurled upon.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the opposite with me. I'm awake at 3am, and the cats are telling me to tone it down.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that all the time, not because of spiders but because she meows non stop as she wants to sniff the ceiling for some reason

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That cat is high as a kite. I would suggest looking for a hidden stash of catnip.

El Dee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whether it's having huge teeth & claws, being the fastest land mammal or being soooo cute - cats have it sussed for getting food and shelter..

Brandy Gray
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drugs must be involved here..I've never seen a cats pupils completely overtake the eye like that before.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Potato! https://www.instagram.com/therealcatato/?hl=en

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats ARE the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. I mean, one cat eradicated an entire sub-species of birds all on his own. Granted, it did take him a couple of months.

Eve Hill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this my brain every single day of my life in quarantine?

Shinomi Chan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I too sometimes forget my tongue outside my mouth.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are still ferocious killing machines. They are responsible for extermining quite a few species. The cutest killing machines.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The medieval cat paintings are hilarious. I want prints of them on my wall.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. I just had this problem last week. I was enemy number one.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the reason ancient Egytians worshipped cats. They make short work of a serpent.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kitten likes to play fetch with her little toy mouse. I throw it and she brings it back to me. I don't see this ending well.

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Clara Knaub
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable. Mine literally meows sooo freaking loud and then runs away and you don’t see him for a day. 🤦‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎵Spider-cat, spider-cat. Physics don't apply to a spider-cat. Loves a box. Any size. Claims you out of your demise. Look out! Here comes the spider-cat🎵

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Ty Stratton-Quirk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a face that says, "I'm allergic to cats and these furballs know it."

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, they have a schedule. They've just been cleverer than us in not abiding to it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine runs away when i even try this during day, but in the morning and the evening comes looking for me...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything that we do furthers the idea in the cat's mind that it is the owner and we are the pet..

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A family Christmas (a few years ago). Everyone is sat chatting about their respective dogs, and my daughter said "what are the names or our two cats?" Stoney silence from the family. We've had them 15 years!

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