Hey! Black cats are the best.

"If I fits.."

But it purrs!!! 10/10

Yup.

The very definition of a tuxedo.

Yes! And throw myself in front of a train if needed to save him.

Looks like he’s on a really disappointing blind date.

"One word from you and you shall feel my wrath..."

They like watching ice cubes too.

Me.

My youngest black void is Stormageddon Dark Lord of All. The others are Katie, Gabrielle, and Veil.

Ours is named Shadow. Not because she's black, but she followed my partner home. Enjoy!

A void my dear, it's called a void and he's fancy as (censored word by BP beginning with an F and ending with UCK)

Not a black cat, but I’ve got a little calico named Cordelia who is currently passed out on my bed

Mine is Nox named after the Piers Anthony books

All cats are shadows...

Eyes that follow you. Every. Where. You. Go.

Mine's officially called JJ Da Boss, but he answers to (and doesn't answer to depending on how hungry he is) Mr. Big, Biggie, Biggun, Buggerlugs, Baby, Handsome, Prince,..

That is as mean as scotch taping crumbs to the inside of a window to torment the birds!

Show me the cat or it will reflect badly on your next job review.

Better hide your shoes.

Obi Wan the Cutie.

I'd like to buy several pots of those at the garden store.

OMG, how can you not want to cuddle this little floof?

OMG actually 😂 🤣

Now you have four

OMG, I need this bat-eared baby!

And somehow you know the difference.

Awwww literal cat nap!

"Grandma knits, on my feets they fits..."

Inconceivable!

Poor fool..

Can confirm, but my little terrifying demon is also very cute!

It was me, now come and let me adore you!

Our cat will occasionally have a panic attack in the night and come into our bed, screaming and howling and batting our heads till he is,convinced we are actually alive and no longer need his medical attention

"Hmmm...a little tuna tidbit might hit the spot..."

Can I buy them in bulk?

I see nothing wrong.

My cat plops down on my pillow with his butt towards me so he can push his adorable face against the love of his life, my boyfriend

Heart theft.

Who knew?

As long as two of the threesome like furry kisses and a very chill response

Loaf.

Absolutely! What a purrr-fect way to describe me.

My dog does this every day and still doesn't learn to not be under everyone's feet!

Peets!

You listen to me!

Such a cute water baby!

It doesn’t matter that a heavy weight is on your chest and you can’t breathe properly, you don’t want to move for fear of disturbing them.

Scary guy!

No talk me. I angy.

Where?