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Do you have a cat? Do you dream of having one? Then you have an exceptional taste in choosing your companions! Life changes forever after you bring this little furry ball to your apartment.
Who else would look down on you like you’re a piece of dirt? Who else would demand food as if you’re their personal slave? Who’d warm you up when you’re down and purr to cheer you up? Let’s enjoy it while we can!
Once, Terry Pratchett said: “Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.” We have made an illustrated guide to the advantages of having a cat!
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CarineAzara 9 years ago
My Cats have never scratched my face in the am, always gentle, purring sounds, an occasional whiskery lick, lol.
MelissaTheil 9 years ago
Only my cat, Florida does the above the others are gracious and just walk on me.
JaneneMannerheim 9 years ago
Jumps onto my chest at 5am in summer. Climbs down under the doona in winter.
NatháliaPaulaRamos 9 years ago
My cat doesn't wake me up scratching my face, but instead, she meows REALLY loud from the other side of the door...I wake up instantly. Best clock ever
LizWelty 9 years ago
Cats don't know what good food is. I give my cats blend up apples and carrots and other veggies that good for them in their food and they just snubbed it. I change the for to help their health. I guess i have to be more sneeky about it. Like blend the ingredients and use dropper and put it in the can food. lol My cat don't scratch me , but paw me and set on me. Her paws will swell after doing this , because her nerves are damaged from declawing. She'll paw and lick and paw and lick as she trying to get us up. She walk on us to. You had a foot on your boob or mouth. this taught me not to sleep with mouth open . I love my fur babies.
AshaD'Souza 9 years ago
my cats have never scratched...purring and licks is what i am used to. and i have three
MarfelGumahadBuludan 9 years ago
My Cats do not scratch my face.. They sit on it. My Cats Do this often. :D *Cat knows how to put things in order. *Cat teaches you how to go against the system. *Cat teaches you not to waste time.
MarfelGumahadBuludan 9 years ago
True but my cats never scratched my face.. he sits on it. My Cats Do this often. :D *Cat knows how to put things in order. *Cat teaches you how to go against the system. *Cat teaches you not to waste time.
EdwinLesperance 9 years ago
Claws in the mustache, 5 minutes before the alarm goes off. I guess they can tell time, no matter the season!
JillianRogers 9 years ago
My cat has been gone for 2 weeks+ and we haven't seen him since. Sad! :'(
AngieCates 9 years ago
I think this is a dis to all cats. Whoever did this clearly doesn't like cats. On my cats behalf, you suck! My cat has never done any of the bad things this claims. Again for all cats, you suck!
JoniMueller 9 years ago
I agree, seems very negative. My cats are affectionate to me, they tolerate me fostering dogs, they don't scratch me, seldom knock things over, and are seldom demanding. They do shed, but most pets do.
captaingrumpy 9 years ago
I prefer dogs. You know what you are getting. with cats , it's how they feel at the time.
CleanersDerby 9 years ago
I can`t stop laughing because of these funny illustrations. The facts are facts! This is the real situation is you have cat! Just adorable animals. http://www.derby-cleaning.co.uk/end-of-tenancy-cleaning-derby.html
CrystalSkies 9 years ago
Ha-ha! I love it! Great article! I once had a cat, she was just like that! ;-)
CarineAzara 9 years ago
My Cats have never scratched my face in the am, always gentle, purring sounds, an occasional whiskery lick, lol.
MelissaTheil 9 years ago
Only my cat, Florida does the above the others are gracious and just walk on me.
JaneneMannerheim 9 years ago
Jumps onto my chest at 5am in summer. Climbs down under the doona in winter.
NatháliaPaulaRamos 9 years ago
My cat doesn't wake me up scratching my face, but instead, she meows REALLY loud from the other side of the door...I wake up instantly. Best clock ever
LizWelty 9 years ago
Cats don't know what good food is. I give my cats blend up apples and carrots and other veggies that good for them in their food and they just snubbed it. I change the for to help their health. I guess i have to be more sneeky about it. Like blend the ingredients and use dropper and put it in the can food. lol My cat don't scratch me , but paw me and set on me. Her paws will swell after doing this , because her nerves are damaged from declawing. She'll paw and lick and paw and lick as she trying to get us up. She walk on us to. You had a foot on your boob or mouth. this taught me not to sleep with mouth open . I love my fur babies.
AshaD'Souza 9 years ago
my cats have never scratched...purring and licks is what i am used to. and i have three
MarfelGumahadBuludan 9 years ago
My Cats do not scratch my face.. They sit on it. My Cats Do this often. :D *Cat knows how to put things in order. *Cat teaches you how to go against the system. *Cat teaches you not to waste time.
MarfelGumahadBuludan 9 years ago
True but my cats never scratched my face.. he sits on it. My Cats Do this often. :D *Cat knows how to put things in order. *Cat teaches you how to go against the system. *Cat teaches you not to waste time.
EdwinLesperance 9 years ago
Claws in the mustache, 5 minutes before the alarm goes off. I guess they can tell time, no matter the season!
JillianRogers 9 years ago
My cat has been gone for 2 weeks+ and we haven't seen him since. Sad! :'(
AngieCates 9 years ago
I think this is a dis to all cats. Whoever did this clearly doesn't like cats. On my cats behalf, you suck! My cat has never done any of the bad things this claims. Again for all cats, you suck!
JoniMueller 9 years ago
I agree, seems very negative. My cats are affectionate to me, they tolerate me fostering dogs, they don't scratch me, seldom knock things over, and are seldom demanding. They do shed, but most pets do.
captaingrumpy 9 years ago
I prefer dogs. You know what you are getting. with cats , it's how they feel at the time.
CleanersDerby 9 years ago
I can`t stop laughing because of these funny illustrations. The facts are facts! This is the real situation is you have cat! Just adorable animals. http://www.derby-cleaning.co.uk/end-of-tenancy-cleaning-derby.html
CrystalSkies 9 years ago
Ha-ha! I love it! Great article! I once had a cat, she was just like that! ;-)
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