“Casual UK”: 50 Funny Posts That Perfectly Illustrate What British Humor Is All About (New Pics)
If British humor was a painting collection then the subreddit r/CasualUK would be the gallery that houses it. This online community has 883K members and politics aside, they constantly share everything that makes their country what it is.
From crazy expensive London apartments to a few blokes enjoying a pint, it's all in there!
Continue scrolling to check out r/CasualUK's most upvoted recent reposts and when you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier publication on the subreddit as well!
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Spotted In Manchester
To learn more about British humor, we contacted an up-and-coming comedian from the UK who is making a name for herself with deadpan, low-energy stories, Rachel South. The first words that came to her mind were "sarcastic", "ironic", and "dry".
It's also "self-deprecating or painfully (but sometimes welcomed) insulting of others," South told Bored Panda.
These features reveal themselves in the topics that Brits like to joke about the most, too. "[They mostly make fun of] their appearance, how fed up or embarrassed or awkward they are, other people's misery, sex and the mundane," South explained.
"A lot of stuff is spoken about but maybe the least I see on the circuit is overly specific, unrelatable stuff or offensive material. Most comedians I've met are pretty left-wing!" she added.
G7 Security
There's definitely a Hot Fuzz reference to be made here.... --"You want anything from the shop" --"Cornetto" --"no luck catchin' them killers, then?" --"It's just one killer actually"
Good Old National Trust
When it comes to comparing American and British humor, Ricky Gervais thinks that the former is more "down the line."
Gervais, who co-wrote, co-produced and starred in the hit BBC series The Office, which was on air for two years and adapted for a U.S. series for eight seasons, believes Americans don't hide their hopes and fears.
Echoing similar thoughts as Rachel's, he wrote in Time Magazine that Americans "applaud ambition and openly reward success" while "Brits are more comfortable with life's losers."
"We embrace the underdog until it's no longer the underdog. We like to bring authority down a peg or two. Just for the hell of it," Gervais explained. "Americans say, 'have a nice day' whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this. We tell ourselves it's because we don't want to sound insincere but I think it might be for the opposite reason. We don't want to celebrate anything too soon. Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, 'It won't happen for you.'"
Richard Osman From Pointless Having Some Culture Problems
Wait till you tell em that you need to put your thongs on, so you can got down to to the local bottle-o, so you can buy some grog!
Oh and the Boot of a car and not the trunk... Poor americans looking at their shoes ...
I'm actually a lollipop lady and have been for 5 years now. Love the job, even when its raining sideways and freezing cold!
Lollipop man, which is nowhere near as good as lollipop lad!
Load More Replies...If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!
Struggling To Understand The Hype Around Jeff Bezos And Richard Branson Going To Space When A Guy From Wigan (And His Dog) Reached The Moon In A Homemade Rocket In 1989? Why Is The Media Silent On This?
TIL that Wallace and Grommit was set in Wigan. I always assumed is was Yorkshire as Peter Sallis had a Yorkshire accent. They also had a liking for Wensleydale, which is a Yorkshire cheese - I've actually been to where it's made!
This film actually saved Wensleydale cheese from being lost. Sales of the cheese in question went through the roof.
Load More Replies...Gervais finds these differences everywhere from mass media to mundane conversations. "There's a received wisdom in the U.K. that Americans don't get irony. This is of course not true. But what is true is that they don't use it all the time. It shows up in the smarter comedies but Americans don't use it as much socially as Brits. We use it as liberally as prepositions in everyday speech. We tease our friends. We use sarcasm as a shield and a weapon. We avoid sincerity until it’s absolutely necessary. We mercilessly take the piss out of people we like or dislike basically. And ourselves. This is very important. Our brashness and swagger is laden with equal portions of self-deprecation. This is our license to hand it out."
If you think this can sometimes be perceived as nasty, you're right. But only if the recipients aren't used to it. In reality, it isn't. As Gervais says, it's just play fighting. A few more posts from r/CasualUK and you might get it, too.
"Try not to take things too seriously, even if the person talking seems really serious," Rachel South said. In fact, her comedy style represents that her country's quite well so I highly recommend visiting her Instagram account.
Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester
Hey, the UK has a "Jurassic Coast"! And the Devonian era of the age of dinosaurs was named after the Devon coast area which was the world's first major source of dino fossils, so yeah. A dinosaur is totally a historical character.
Load More Replies...I had the same thought. Don’t want to make t-Rex wait to long in line.
Load More Replies...That T-Rex reminds me of a cool "so British" memory. I happened to be on a language study trip in England in 1993, when Jurassic Park came out. We were working with our British correspondents on their highschool's newspaper. Everyone wanted to write something about the tremendous fame that movie had gained within a few weeks. Someone suggested that succinct and brilliant headline : "Diana saw it".
Only in England would they have such a parade of historical characters.
This 900 Year Old Floor Tile At Gloucester Cathedral Contains The Footprint Of A Very Good Boy
I know they must be indents, but my brain can only see them as raised bumps.
How are they indents???? HOOOOW?! My brain can't take that!
Load More Replies...I always have to think about how centuries ago a brick maker's dog stepped into the wet form. He didn't throw it out but decided to keep it, dry it, burn it and lay it out so people in 900 years will have a chuckle and think about his good boy. Amazing.
One day this trace will disappear but it will have allowed us, in our time window, to become aware of the passing time
This Company Has Been Getting Boycotted Over Their Name. I’m Sorry But This Is Brilliant British Humour
Nobody in Britain would boycott a punny name. We are the creators of Boaty McBoatface.
Here in Vancouver BC Canada, we have a park that is called Slidey slides park. Yes, that is the real name of the park!
Load More Replies...Dude, that is a great name! We've got an Oh My Cod here (and seven? churches that don't care about the name).
It will be ok once there are no more murders of sex workers
Load More Replies...Then I have a twisted sense of humour right with you.
Load More Replies...They've boycotted?? In the UK?? Ok, things really must have changed since I lived there.
Now This Is How You Sell A Laminator
They had to unplug it before it got her whole body.
Load More Replies...Shame she didn't hide the plug around the corner for that extra soupcon of authenticity!
I Applaud Tesco For Doing This
Walmart would never do this. Not in a million years.
Load More Replies...Almost makes up for all the union busting, waste and refusing to pay farmers fairly.
OK but it's a common British expression, Tesco didn't invent it!
Load More Replies...True Bill
We have to pay (approx £13 per month)for the privilege of the BBC making programs that are reality or soap, basically 90% of the content. You only get out of it if you can prove you don’t watch live TV, and only watch Netflix or Prime etc.
Load More Replies...Dutch government: We have solved this problem. Everybody pays taxes and we include this fee in the taxes.
Tv licence guy came to my door, i said "mate, would you buy a licence for a stolen telly? He walked away...
So what you're telling me, is that it DOESN'T look like this? *sadly cancels travel plans
Oh it does look like this, but only if you keep your eyes closed
Load More Replies...I was very disappointed as an 8 year old, first time going across the Sydney Harbour Bridge, that we didn't get to drive right over the top of the arch - we only got the flat bit on the bottom. Boooooring!
I was disappointed the first time I went on Eurostar because it was not like this at all :(
They have a VR headset you can rent which apparently does make it look like that.
Heading Back To The Movies: US Vs UK
It's not even stiff upper lip, it's just not getting excited at the mundane. Americans clap when the bloody plane lands. What did they expect to happen? Explosion at 30,000 feet? Why get on the plane if landing is unexpected?
Load More Replies...I am never going to a movie theater again. You pay like $13 (per person) to sit there with a bunch of other people, many of whom are rude, for 2 hours to watch something that will probably be really cr@ppy and make you feel like you just wasted 2 hours. Plus, if you want a beer or something, that’s another $8. I’ll wait for it to come out later and just watch it at home.
But. Other people have opinions. Your book you write it how you want
Load More Replies...If the one on the left is supposed to be US, why is "theatre" spelled the British way?
Because some people spell it theatre in the US? I know I always have.
Load More Replies...Actually, there's this video from It's A Southern Thing that makes you wonder why anyone would go to the movies in the first place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Le_05ti6c .
The last film I watched at the cinema, was the second Lor of the Rings film! And I never want to go back again!
Only In The UK Would It Be Understood By Everyone This Is A Message Of Affection
Happy 18th Birthday son! Now get the f**k out of our house!!
Load More Replies...My favourite thing about British humour, we use insults to show love, and can use politeness to show utter contempt.
Your comment is almost adequate. Congratulations on making an attempt.
Load More Replies...Until HR poke their big noses in. Little known fact, HR stands for Human Remains.
The other common one is. "F uck off. You're dead to us now".
We'd do the same here in Australia but we'd probably replace Dan with C*%t!
So true, if you say that in the US they'll never speak to you again.
Yeah if they really hated him they wouldn't have gone to all the trouble of putting up a banner!
City Of Leicester Starts Turning Bus-Stops Into “Bee-Stops”
Nope, round my way it would only be a matter of time before someone shits on it
Load More Replies...Not a bad idea ,,, well ,,, until the little shits that have nothing better to do start destroying them!!!!
Today I Stumbled Upon Where History Was Made
Aaaaw sh!t, now that bloody song is in my head. Never gonna give you up tadeedum
Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around or desert you.... It's in mine now too - little Rick Astley earworm 👂🐛
Load More Replies..."How many stained glasses do you want for your gymnasium, sir ? -Yes, I say."
Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus
I got the chance to be front row in a double coach. Awesome, until we were heading into Manhattan and i thought i would be beheaded passing under every single low bridge and tunnel.
There's an old joke in my country regarding the double-decker bus : I met an old lady who went down the stairs in the double-decker bus just when I about to climbed up. She approached me and then whispered to my ear, "Don't go upstairs, it's dangerous. I found no driver there...."
I have even got a toy steering wheel, when I'm on the top front seat.
When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads
I agree with you. I have always been impressed with the ability of my British friends to ignore the weather. But at the same time, they have no choice!
Load More Replies...This Little Guy Has Come To Visit Me Every Night For The Past 2 Weeks
Twice in my life have I met a fox at dawn. The two most magical moments of my life.
Title Of The Next Bond Film Announced!
Jesus Saves! (But Can’t Park For S**t)
Still too harsh for BP censoring, lol. Pack of bellends, those censors.
Load More Replies...If it was on a chalk giant it would take about 5 days to polish by hand
Load More Replies...My daughter has an American text friend who learned the meaning of bell end and she loves it, uses it when she can and no one knows what she's saying.
How To Measure Things Like A Brit
Petrol is a fun one. It's measured in litres at the pump, but by the gallon in fuel efficiency.
I can confirm this is 100% accurate. However, it was recently suggested by the government we can now change everything in blue to imperial measurements (red) . Everyone under the age, of say, 50 thinks this is the most ridiculous idea since Brexit.
This is a simplification. We typically use metric, specifically millimetres to measure furniture and the like. We still use yards to measure some distances - typically stop in 50 yards on a road sign or on a golf course. All weights and volumes on items in a supermarket are in metric, but with some also giving imperial - so 1 pint of milk will also say 568ml. We have moved weather forecasts to saying so many mm of rain, but that will often be qualified by "over an inch of rain" or some such, though thankfully they have stopped giving temperatures in Farenheit as well as Celcius.
Are you serious? For all the shite we Americans take on this site for using Imperial, this is AWESOME! (I speak in admiration, not ridicule.)
why is "tons" in red... A ton equal 1000 kilograms. Therefore is part of the International System
No. 1 Tonne = 1000kg and is part of the metric system. Tons are part of the other one
Load More Replies...they missed a temperature one off is it weather? - is it cold - centigrade, is it hot - Fahrenheit
YES!! UK tabloid in August: "Britain sizzles as temps hit 85." UK tabloid in January: "Temperatures due to plummet to -1."
Load More Replies...Next time a Brit bitches about Americans not using the metric system...
I'll see you and raise you America's flowchart of measurements. Are you measuring alcohol? Beer-ounces, liquor-liters, wine-liters. Are you measuring cannabis flower? Gram, eighth, quarter, half, ounce. We should have switched to metric when everyone else did.
Took This On My Evening Walk Last Night; Thought It Looked Quintessentially British
the only thing missing is a man in a suit wearing a bowler hat carrying an umbrella holding a cup of tea saying bloody hell
The only thing missing is a French medieval soldier on top of the turret insulting your father for reeking of elderberries.
Or f@rting in your general direction. :D :D monty-615c...204eb1.gif
For me, a quintessentially British village means a lot of bad marriages and murders. (yes, I do watch a lot of Midsomer Murders, why do you ask?)
I think this is the village where a mouse lives as a neighbor of a badger in a vest, who lives beside a turtle and this stuff, you know...
No, A Man with tea and shortbread, wearing a bowler and a monocle, with a moustache, with a dog, wearing a coat and button up shirt with tie, holding an umbrella, saying stuff like: cup ‘o tea dear old chap? One lump or two? Or Bo’u’ o’ wo’a?
On The Morning Countryside Dog Walk When I Hear Barking, Couldn’t Figure Out Where It Was Coming From Until I Look Up
NEVER underestimate the determination and courage of the average dachshund!
We don't know for sure but the prevailing theory is magic.
Load More Replies...There used to be a pub in Gloucester with a split level roof, a border collie could often be seen on the lower level
Picked Nanny Up To Take Her To An 8.30 Dentist Appointment, She Made Me A Packed Lunch In Case I Got Hungry While I Wait The 45 Mins For The Appointment. Nan's Are Awesome
I LOVE talking to "older" people. They are often ignored and they are an absolute fountain of history, information, funny things, ideas, etc. I have NEVER been "bored" by an older person.
My father's neighbor is 96 years old and fought on Iwo Jima in WW2. Talk about a fascinating guy!
Load More Replies...After I've taken 3 hours to convince her it's no trouble at all to take her.
Coming Back To My Desk, Wondering Where My Pistachios Went, Nearly Had A Heart Attack
"Ummm, excuse human. Sorry to disturb your work. But do you have any of those yummy nuts left?"
yo this happened to me while i was chilling on my porch i went inside my house to answer my phone and when i get back there is an entire gang of squirrels eating my damned breakfast
I'm from the Isle of Wight, where reds are still thriving. We are compelled by law to kill/trap greys!
Load More Replies...Ninja squirrels, there's a reason dogs don't like these deadly assassins.
My dog LOVES squirrels... just can't eat a whole one as they're bigger than she is!
Load More Replies...I think pistachios could easily be kleenex; which explains the blanking out of the screen for reasons of public decency.
Found In Garden Today
This is what I loved most about London when I visited (Romanian here). The fact that for the first time in my life I saw a fox, in the middle of the city, just strolling around. You guys are really lucky to see these beauties so often. London is a wonderful city, I absolutely loved it!
Glad you loved it! There is the old saying 'when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford!' - good old Samuel Johnson.
Load More Replies...Dead or just asleep? I thought he would hear you long before you could sneak up to take picture so....
A lot of foxes are quite relaxed around people.
Load More Replies...We have a couple of fox's where I live, you can hear them calling to each other during the night which keeps setting my neighbours dogs off. Fun times at 4 am.
Their calls are quite the terrifying noise the first few times you hear them. Especially when it's echoing through the trees.
Load More Replies...We know what this fox would sing though. Wasn't that a party? Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could be the 3 or 4 six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KDSxqJ_0o)
I'm Liking The Translation For 'Cappucino' Into Welsh
Where in Wales is this? Here in mid Wales, the Welsh for a cappuccino is...cappuccino. Same with a latte being a latte. We have several dialects here so I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure someone's just joking around. There is no translation for cappuccino, other than a translated description. And that's what they went for.
Load More Replies...Is there a Starbucks in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
No, not last I looked, nice cafes you can get a coffee in though.
Load More Replies...Be Ashamed
The original story was about how the man didn't get served served at a Wetherspoons pub on the first day of reopening after lockdown as he didn't have the app/ smart phone so some students bought him pints. It's meant to be a joke but I guess if you didn't know the story behind the picture it wouldn't make sense
Load More Replies...I've seen old boys drink more than that, a local piss-head around here drank 48 pints of cider one day, that was ridiculous but that's rough pubs for you.
Load More Replies...If the man doesn't know his own limits...let's have a couple shots of Rye with that
Shots Fired In The Office Kitchen
I have to admit I'm with smilie mug. I'm from a hard water area in the south of the UK and was taught never to boil water twice if you like your tea without limescale.
I was just thinking that if you leave water in the kettle you get a build up of limescale which is disgusting
Load More Replies...Can somebody, Brit or not, please explain to me why freshly boiled water is better than water that's been boiled multiple times? Is that some homeopathic s**t about the water remembering it's been boiled before?
Hard water concentrates limescale with multiple boilings.
Load More Replies...I always wonder why people (my partner, my work colleague) insist on boiling a whole kettle of water. I've yet to ask them if it tastes better or takes less time to boil so much more than they need. I'm afraid I'll be called passive aggressive again.
I'm from the US and was taught to use fresh water and to make sure the water's boiling to make a good cup of tea.
no idea how true it is, but the idea is that there are gasses dissolved in the water that make it taste fresh and crisp. boiling drives off some of these gasses, as does letting the water sit. this is why a glass of water you leave out overnight tastes flat. tea and coffee taste better when the water isn't flat is the upshot.
Can't Get More Casual Than A Pony Waiting Outside The Post Office
Saw This Today On Towan Beach, Newquay... We Can Be A Romantic Bunch. Congratulations Whoever You Are
I really think public wedding proposals are a bad idea. You totally put pressure on the person being asked to say yes. Proposals should be a private, personal thing. If he'd left her name off, taken her up there and shown her the picture, then proposed that would be different. (yes, other people, other ideas. but mine is to make whoever is getting proposed to, to be as non-pressured as possible)
Ideally, you should have discussed marriage previously and ensured that you're both on the same page. That way, you can feel confident that she wants to say yes to whatever proposal you make without feeling pressured!
Load More Replies...The photo is taken from a cliff! They do not have grass in the sky .
Load More Replies...Having been in the position of turning down a surprise public proposal, I can say that it was one of the most awkward and miserable events of my life. It came out of the blue, there hadn't been any mention of marriage before, and the relationship was already becoming rocky.
I think this is the sweetest thing! So much thought and effort put into it. Nuts to anyone who says otherwise!
I'm completely against the idea of marriage proposals - they make zero sense to me. One person has to wait and wait and wait to see if the other one is or isn't going to ask? Or one person has never considered marriage and has it sprung on them? Seems stupid and not at all romantic. Both should have come up with it together as the inevitable way their lovely relationship is going. That said, that is a very cute way of doing it, if you must. BTW, next year I'll have been married 30 years - I'm not against marriage!
Drove Past Batman On The M5 Yesterday. Good To Know He Is Out There Keeping Us All Safe
Lucky - all I have locally is Katie Price being a risk to road users. I live way too close to her.
Load More Replies...Unless it's raining. So basically British batman is available 1 1/2 days a year.
There are far rainier parts of the US though - and many other countries that get more rain.
Load More Replies...Devon has all the superheroes. https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/meet-devon-super-heroes-fighting-4523726
God is surely blessing you, Lenny B. Robinson... it's always the best who leave.
Bet he has 1 wheel on the back end of the "batmobile". Which would mean he's driving a raptor or such type vehicle and not an actual car.
My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening
The Plot Thickens In Fife
The puddle was near a dairy that also deals with juices, so they thought it was waste products leaking from the dairy, which would include pineapple juice. It was leaking from a pipe, nt sure if the cause was found.
Load More Replies...I'm not even looking this up for fear of spoiling a sublime mystery
Puddle in Scotland? Impossible! It must be... uh... apple juice then.
Surprising, because whenever I see a large puddle, I immediately think, who spilled all the pineapple juice.
I Thought I'd Clear A Few Things Up
English muffins aren't cake, they are a bread product that is awesome, toasted with a runny fried egg
English muffins are something I have never encountered until I went to America.
Load More Replies...I prefer a scone... no matter how one chooses to pronounce it. Just makes sure it's got a little jam and a LOT of Cornish clotted cream (for me ALWAYS jam first and then the cream).
It’s a scone (rhymes with phone) . When you’ve eaten it , it scon (get it? - it’s gone) 😂
Load More Replies...But did you know that if you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin and is, therefore, healthier? You're Welcome!
Also, if you have a plain muffin, you can put Nutella on it, and it doesn't cross the line into cupcake because it started life as a muffin. If you want cake for breakfast without saying cake for breakfast, go for muffin+Nutella.
Load More Replies...No, That's a chocolate chip cake. Muffins are a bread product, sometimes called 'oven bottom muffins' or 'breakfast muffins'.
It is called a muffin where I live https://www.yummly.com/recipe/Chocolate-chip-muffins-369182?prm-v1
Load More Replies...The one labelled muffin is a chocolate chip cake. It is most certainly not a muffin.
It is called a muffin where I live https://www.yummly.com/recipe/Chocolate-chip-muffins-369182?prm-v1
Load More Replies...Fairy cakes are the best. Especially the ones with just a little circle of icing in the middle
What is the difference between a fairy cake and a cupcake, plesse? The quantity of icing? The recipes for each seem the same, regular cake batter.
Load More Replies...Free Range Yorkshire Puddings With Gravy
My brother who lives in Canada has fond memories of Yorkshire puddings filled with bangers and mash... forget the pokey small ones!
Ah, yes, my husband is also a serious fan of those!
Load More Replies...Can’t Beat A British Festival
German here. Wacken, Hurricane and a lot other festivals over here look like that most years, too.
How everybody reacts to inclement weather is totally different. Though.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a LARP (LiveActionRolePlay) event (one of the biggest in Germany with around 4000-5000 people) where it rained in three days as much as normally in two months. We called it "Schlammageddon" which translates to "Mudageddon". Totally ruined my shoes but it was so nice how helpful everyone was.
Glastonbury in 97 was 3 foot deep in mud. Dressed for the weather and fortified with cider and grass, I had a brilliant time!
A Letter I Received This Morning
That is what the mystical 'strongly worded letter' looks like. Quite common in suburban England.
Indeed!! Though, on the other hand, how very dare you! 😁
Load More Replies...Go "Beverly Hills Cop" on 'em and use a banana. Lol
Load More Replies...It wouldn't fly farther than a winged s**t, but i wish we had a silenced motorcycle law in the US. yeah yeah yeah, freedom to this and that but its annoying and there are too many Harleys at 4am when the bars close and too many Harleys at 12am when people are trying to sleep. I feel like a very old man writing something like this.
I hear you. It gets bad with bikes and loud cars here at my apartment.
Load More Replies...I live in a touristy area and I get really sick of people riding their Harleys in massive groups by the house every weekend. And I love motorcycles! I just don't get why they have to break people's eardrums by being illegally loud.
It's not just Harleys where I'm at. Fast little bikes that are higher pitched and so loud. And cars too. It's rough.
Load More Replies...Selfish twat. Wait till he gets older ,, or maybe gets a job where he has to work nights and is wanting to sleep in the morning!!!
I'd pop by his flat on the days he's tryin to sleep and blast some good old fashioned Christmas Carols. Or have my Grammy work him over. That'll teach him.
Load More Replies...Insulation foam in the exhaust is an excellent way to silence the noise.
I'd go vigilante after reading such a well-composed letter from a concerned neighbour... bike doesn't get too far with a punctured front tyre.
Haha, many years ago I lived around the corner from this neighbourhood - it’s in vauxhall in London
Going To My Mates For Football Tonight. My Mum Just Popped In To Drop These Off For Me To "Share With My Friends"
Wash them down with some Irn-Bru. Proper Scottish.
Load More Replies...I love your mum's generosity, I love she loves caramel, I love she loves coconut covered chocolate marshmallow snowballs. I love your mum.
Where's the tea cakes? They're the champion of all tunnocks products!
Schrödinger's Ballgames
Wonder how many times that large window was broken out by innocent balls being thrown?
Chicken and the egg aye lol.. first I thought they were being ironic using it as a backboard, but now I'm thinking they put the basket there after to stick it to the man!
Load More Replies...Despite plenty ancient signs still saying no ball games, on small grassy areas in Scotland, beside housing estates, it's in fact no longer enforced. So play away bairns.
You don't think it would be kind to direct it way from some poor soul's window? Would you like to live in fear of a shower of glass?
Load More Replies...I Present To You The Greatest Lie Told To This Country: 30g Is An Acceptable Serving Size Of Cereal
The bowl size is acceptable. And it should be filled to the top with cereal. Then carefully pour the milk.
My 'I'm A Little Piggy' bowl of cereal technique: put your hand flat on top of the dry cereal and pour the milk in the gap between forefinger and thumb. Et voila! No floaty overspill.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda keeps reminding me what to put on my shopping list. Today it's Weetabix.
My 5 year old twins have more than the "recommend serving", but what's more ridiculous is the boxes telling you that breakfast is the most important meal and and should provide 25% of your daily calories while at the same time suggesting a serving is three spoonfuls!
But don't forget, it's part of this Nutritious Breakfast™ - pictured: 3 fried eggs, 2 sausage links, a short stack of pancakes with syrup, 2 slices of buttered toast and a large glass of orange juice.
Load More Replies...Yup. The bags of Granola I get for breakfast say "8 servings" on the packet. I only get 3 bowls worth though
In our place, logistics apply. A bowl of cereal is touted to be better for you than a bowl of popcorn. So, logically a serving of cereal ought to be much bigger than a serving of popcorn and since a bowl of popcorn MUST last for the entire movie…we are going to need much more milk and cereal thank you
I need 3 times that and just under a pint of milk for each bowl, at the moment I'm eating Rice Krispies with a sprinkling of Frosties as to give a little sweet taste.
This is why we’re all getting fat. It’s not alcohol or fast food, it’s our outrageously huge cereal servings.
My Local Tescos Has Had To Create A No Man's Land To Protect The Price Reducer
OMG! This! Some people behave like animals scrapping and shoving just to get 20p off a packet of mince. Carnage.
Scagsy, yes and it's normally some four foot six Eighty year old female Ninja with elbows sharpened to infinity!
Load More Replies...All items going out of date are reduced and displayed in the same spot. If they still haven't sold by 7pm they are reduced again. Regular customers know this and know they can get products that were 4-5 pounds for as little as 25p. It can cause quite the stir
Load More Replies...yep, talk about teacups and royalty all you want. this is the britain i know.
Not to get too deep, but it might say something about the level of poverty in the UK?
Mate my mum used to work in a Morrisons here and the old ladies would circle like vultures for the reduced items, she said it was savage sometimes.
I've seen this quite a few times with the poor worker getting verbal abuse ,,, for the sake of 10p,,,, I'd tell them to piss of. Job be damned.
I once caught a vendor flipping over cheapers competitor's prices during a holiday sale.
I Was Looking At Places In London And Saw This. The Front Door Is A Window?!
Yep, someone has divided their already small flat into smaller flats to let separately.
Load More Replies...guessing the owners are big time merlot drinkers/spillers
Load More Replies..."You've got a kitchen and bathroom all in one so you have to stand in the sink to have a shower. We've taken £1 off the rent (per 10 years) for this."
In Munich, the most expensive city in Germany, someone once offered a cellar as an apartment. No heating, no running water, just a single light bulb on the ceiling. Dozens of people showed up to move in. For the equivalent of £ 600 a month. It was made up. To show how desperate people are for a flat. But the potential tenants were real.
Keeps down the unwanted guests as they are confused as to where the front door is silly.
or some confused thieves when they climb through the window and can't get to the rest of the house
Load More Replies...Is anyone concerned that there is a car tailpipe right there, I mean carbon monoxide and all?
Hard to live in a city and not have cars parked in front of your windows...
Load More Replies...Do not believe this, door size has to be standard in the UK would therefore be illegal
The Netflix Documentary We Are All Waiting For
This thing escalated quickly as it was soon discovered other supermarkets had caterpillar cakes. The best way to describe it would be if Linux, Microsoft and Apple built their own versions of Skynet and set them on each other to see who is the rightful heir to world domination
Sounds like the I’ll fated 1978 Cincinnati’s WKRP sit com Thanksgiving Day turkey drop (from a helicopter). Oh the humanity
Load More Replies...M A T H S
"A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"
Load More Replies...this happens a lot, also larger value packs can be more expensive tan several smaller ones. Its to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.
I haven't bought Fudges in a while... WHEN DID THEY BECOME NOT 10P AND WHY ARE THEY NOT A MAXIMUM OF 15P
My son loves many British treats better than what we have in the US and I have to buy them at a special British import store we have in town and I pay a lot more than that. But he tells me he is worth it...
Load More Replies...Surely Aldi Could Have Chosen A Better Font
Yeah it doesn't really look like a J. And I have a dirty mind too, but that's just not what a J looks like.
Load More Replies...Well, at least it's hand cleaner. I thought it was a highly unappetizing soft drink at first.
My mother had a bottle of body-lotion once. "Cinnamon and apple". If the bottle hadn't been over the sink, you would have thought it was a milkshake for the Christmas season. 😂
Went To The UK For A Couple Of Days, Bought A Few Souvenirs
Where's the Yorkshire tea? Even PG Tips would do, not that wanky s**t in the picture.
The Pukka fruit and herb teas I'm fine with, but Fortnum and Mason for the 'normal' tea? Who are they shopping for? The Queen?
Load More Replies...Where is the shortbread? That's the only thing I bring back in huge quantities.
I have found the digestives with milk chocolate but I need the dark chocolate and I can't find them in the USA. We suck.
McVitie's Digestives are the only ones that will do for me... one of a handful of products where the brand is of utmost importance to me.
Hate to break it to you, I can get everything on here in my local Dutch supermarket
Welke supermarkt? Want ik kan Lyle's Golden Syrup alleen vinden bij Taste of Home in Haarlem
Load More Replies...Apparently Bacon Is The Most Important Part Of A Full English, Followed By Sausages, Toast And Beans. Agree Or Disagree?
Add some square sausage, potato scone and haggis to experience a Full Scottish. scottish-b...962088.jpg
a full Scottish makes a full English look like a pathetic wimp of a breakfast
Load More Replies...I want this so badly. It's 7pm dinner time. My wife 's turn to cook and she (therefore me) is on a health kick. Courgette spaghetti in almond paste sauce. Please god no.
It's in the 'other items' bit - 47%. Can't believe it isn't more than that, to be honest.
Load More Replies...Those are not hash browns, those are over processed potato paste that has been formed and fried. Might as well chew a beer mat!
Load More Replies...I'm quite partial to a hash brown myself. I guess that means I'm gonna be deported.
Out with you demon! *whispers* I rather like hash browns too! Though it's not an essential for a 'Full English'.
Load More Replies...All good, but you need fried bread. Hash Browns were never ever an English things be gone with them
Cup Of Tea, What Is Your Grade? (Mine Is A B2, Anything In The 3c & Beyond We Can’t Be Friends)
It's always fun to see how British see and recognize ourselves, and then how others see us from the outside. Brits usually have a good sense of humour about themselves.
HEY! I'm British and I can laugh at these things because they don't offend me. Most of us can as well.
I love British humor. We used to get really funny shows from there, but the one I loved the most is long gone. "One Foot In the Grave". Wanted to take notes.
the r/casualuk subredit is glorious. I've been part of it for at least 2 or 3 years now xD
It's always fun to see how British see and recognize ourselves, and then how others see us from the outside. Brits usually have a good sense of humour about themselves.
HEY! I'm British and I can laugh at these things because they don't offend me. Most of us can as well.
I love British humor. We used to get really funny shows from there, but the one I loved the most is long gone. "One Foot In the Grave". Wanted to take notes.
the r/casualuk subredit is glorious. I've been part of it for at least 2 or 3 years now xD
