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If British humor was a painting collection then the subreddit r/CasualUK would be the gallery that houses it. This online community has 883K members and politics aside, they constantly share everything that makes their country what it is.

From crazy expensive London apartments to a few blokes enjoying a pint, it's all in there!

Continue scrolling to check out r/CasualUK's most upvoted recent reposts and when you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier publication on the subreddit as well!

#1

Spotted In Manchester

Spotted In Manchester

tomwilkinson777 Report

Ember
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant! I love it

Paul C.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love Mark Radcliffe, him and Stuart Maconie are a brilliant listen.

Caro Caro
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English Homour is the best.

Jon S.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mark Radcliffe got me through uni. I always looked forwards to listening to him while writing up an essay.

Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually a really great message.

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before the mention to the cancer research i was a little creeped out

Triv
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom is, at this point, a two-time, thirty-eight year survivor of cancer. She couldn't understand when she went to a cancer group why she was a hero and an inspiration to younger cancer survivors. This is not humorous, it's inspirational!

Steve R
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was so pleased when I heard his first show back after his illness. The man is a gifted broadcaster and a top bloke.

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To learn more about British humor, we contacted an up-and-coming comedian from the UK who is making a name for herself with deadpan, low-energy stories, Rachel South. The first words that came to her mind were "sarcastic", "ironic", and "dry".

It's also "self-deprecating or painfully (but sometimes welcomed) insulting of others," South told Bored Panda.

These features reveal themselves in the topics that Brits like to joke about the most, too. "[They mostly make fun of] their appearance, how fed up or embarrassed or awkward they are, other people's misery, sex and the mundane," South explained.

"A lot of stuff is spoken about but maybe the least I see on the circuit is overly specific, unrelatable stuff or offensive material. Most comedians I've met are pretty left-wing!" she added.

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    #2

    G7 Security

    G7 Security

    redunculuspanda Report

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's definitely a Hot Fuzz reference to be made here.... --"You want anything from the shop" --"Cornetto" --"no luck catchin' them killers, then?" --"It's just one killer actually"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey sarge, we bagged the jetski." "Great, go get us some icecreams" :D

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Nazis had stopped for ice cream, things might have been different. It is the little things in life that allow you to appreciate life.

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water police are human too. They need ice cream

    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like mr black and mr white in Jonny test

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t the UK. These are NSW police officers

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    #3

    Good Old National Trust

    Good Old National Trust

    nationaltrust , stephenfry Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a fantastic exchange.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Fry is a great personality. And the response is even greater.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading his "Mythos" as we speak - wonderful!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn’t get any women to touch that thing with a 10 foot pole.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Stephen Fry....a wonderfully British man through and though ..totally eccentric and beautifully bonkers

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Fry is excellent, especially on QI, love him to bits!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen Fry is a national treasure.

    Carmen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice double entendre.... Fry's speciality, by the way.

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    When it comes to comparing American and British humor, Ricky Gervais thinks that the former is more "down the line."

    Gervais, who co-wrote, co-produced and starred in the hit BBC series The Office, which was on air for two years and adapted for a U.S. series for eight seasons, believes Americans don't hide their hopes and fears.

    Echoing similar thoughts as Rachel's, he wrote in Time Magazine that Americans "applaud ambition and openly reward success" while "Brits are more comfortable with life's losers."

    "We embrace the underdog until it's no longer the underdog. We like to bring authority down a peg or two. Just for the hell of it," Gervais explained. "Americans say, 'have a nice day' whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this. We tell ourselves it's because we don't want to sound insincere but I think it might be for the opposite reason. We don't want to celebrate anything too soon. Failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to our upbringing. Americans are brought up to believe they can be the next president of the United States. Brits are told, 'It won't happen for you.'"

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    #4

    Richard Osman From Pointless Having Some Culture Problems

    Richard Osman From Pointless Having Some Culture Problems

    richardosman Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the simpler days when we just had Zebra crossings, now we have Pelicans, Puffins and Toucans as well!

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you tell em that you need to put your thongs on, so you can got down to to the local bottle-o, so you can buy some grog!

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and the Boot of a car and not the trunk... Poor americans looking at their shoes ...

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually a lollipop lady and have been for 5 years now. Love the job, even when its raining sideways and freezing cold!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the best part is, when you said zebra, it rhymed with Debra.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a male crossing guard? A lollipop lad?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lollipop man, which is nowhere near as good as lollipop lad!

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    Ka Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them "Zebrastreifen" witch can be translated into 'zebra stripes'.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zebra stripes here in Germany ^^

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does sound like you made it up

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    #5

    If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

    If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

    TropicalTito Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cannot read it you are a train and keep going

    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The illiterate 3-yr-olds be like.....................choooooooooooooo

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just assume my.. Ugh... Identity ?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in my mind, I'm a big, strong locomotive. Choo, choo.

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    #6

    Struggling To Understand The Hype Around Jeff Bezos And Richard Branson Going To Space When A Guy From Wigan (And His Dog) Reached The Moon In A Homemade Rocket In 1989? Why Is The Media Silent On This?

    Struggling To Understand The Hype Around Jeff Bezos And Richard Branson Going To Space When A Guy From Wigan (And His Dog) Reached The Moon In A Homemade Rocket In 1989? Why Is The Media Silent On This?

    Sir_Newty_Newt Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that Wallace and Grommit was set in Wigan. I always assumed is was Yorkshire as Peter Sallis had a Yorkshire accent. They also had a liking for Wensleydale, which is a Yorkshire cheese - I've actually been to where it's made!

    Chewie Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This film actually saved Wensleydale cheese from being lost. Sales of the cheese in question went through the roof.

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    Isabelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ! nostalgia of the 90's. Love W & G so much. Even now, I feel like a child when I see them both. 🤗

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw this as an intrigued adult. It made me very hungry.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More cheese- Wensleydale- for me too, Gromit. Thanks!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a classic. Wensleydale? Stilton?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the news media ONLY reports fake news. We all know the boys were up there, Gromit probably left his paw prints as proof positive

    Improper (He-They)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wallace and gromit! Man i need to watch them again

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    Gervais finds these differences everywhere from mass media to mundane conversations. "There's a received wisdom in the U.K. that Americans don't get irony. This is of course not true. But what is true is that they don't use it all the time. It shows up in the smarter comedies but Americans don't use it as much socially as Brits. We use it as liberally as prepositions in everyday speech. We tease our friends. We use sarcasm as a shield and a weapon. We avoid sincerity until it’s absolutely necessary. We mercilessly take the piss out of people we like or dislike basically. And ourselves. This is very important. Our brashness and swagger is laden with equal portions of self-deprecation. This is our license to hand it out."

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    If you think this can sometimes be perceived as nasty, you're right. But only if the recipients aren't used to it. In reality, it isn't. As Gervais says, it's just play fighting. A few more posts from r/CasualUK and you might get it, too.

    "Try not to take things too seriously, even if the person talking seems really serious," Rachel South said. In fact, her comedy style represents that her country's quite well so I highly recommend visiting her Instagram account.

    #7

    Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester

    Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester

    Dommlid Report

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then there's the dinosaur

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the UK has a "Jurassic Coast"! And the Devonian era of the age of dinosaurs was named after the Devon coast area which was the world's first major source of dino fossils, so yeah. A dinosaur is totally a historical character.

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    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this queue moves any slower I am EATING my way to the front!

    KDS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thought. Don’t want to make t-Rex wait to long in line.

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    Rikke Visby Wickberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a dream like this... 🤦‍♀️😂

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That T-Rex reminds me of a cool "so British" memory. I happened to be on a language study trip in England in 1993, when Jurassic Park came out. We were working with our British correspondents on their highschool's newspaper. Everyone wanted to write something about the tremendous fame that movie had gained within a few weeks. Someone suggested that succinct and brilliant headline : "Diana saw it".

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is a bit jealous of your islands long and colorful history. We are babes when it comes to historical notations. And please don’t tell us to grow up, we are actively working on it.

    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the first one? If Queen Victoria in a sari?!

    Elica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they were in chronological order hhhhhhh

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in England would they have such a parade of historical characters.

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    #8

    This 900 Year Old Floor Tile At Gloucester Cathedral Contains The Footprint Of A Very Good Boy

    This 900 Year Old Floor Tile At Gloucester Cathedral Contains The Footprint Of A Very Good Boy

    Trilobite_Tom Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they must be indents, but my brain can only see them as raised bumps.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they indents???? HOOOOW?! My brain can't take that!

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have to think about how centuries ago a brick maker's dog stepped into the wet form. He didn't throw it out but decided to keep it, dry it, burn it and lay it out so people in 900 years will have a chuckle and think about his good boy. Amazing.

    olivier FRESSE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day this trace will disappear but it will have allowed us, in our time window, to become aware of the passing time

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the size of it I would fashion a guess this print was made by an English Mastiff

    udw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i found an old brickstone (16/17 century) with a dog´s footprint during an excavation of a burned down castle. i felt like Heinrich Schliemann, or Howard Carter.

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    #9

    This Company Has Been Getting Boycotted Over Their Name. I’m Sorry But This Is Brilliant British Humour

    This Company Has Been Getting Boycotted Over Their Name. I’m Sorry But This Is Brilliant British Humour

    Kingkunta87 Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me it's located in Whitechapel?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody in Britain would boycott a punny name. We are the creators of Boaty McBoatface.

    Karen Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Vancouver BC Canada, we have a park that is called Slidey slides park. Yes, that is the real name of the park!

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also a place called Fuckoffee

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that is a great name! We've got an Oh My Cod here (and seven? churches that don't care about the name).

    This Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be ok once there are no more murders of sex workers

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely perfect. People who can not laugh at the past are doomed to groom it for the future. Laughter is the bete noire of dictatorships and horror.

    V V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I've just got a twisted sense of humor, but this is brilliant

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I have a twisted sense of humour right with you.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've boycotted?? In the UK?? Ok, things really must have changed since I lived there.

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd kill to get extra business. I'll show myself out...

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    #10

    Now This Is How You Sell A Laminator

    Now This Is How You Sell A Laminator

    Roz Thompson Report

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The walls... (@_@)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, it's not even plugged in!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to unplug it before it got her whole body.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more convincing if the unplugged cord was hidden

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame she didn't hide the plug around the corner for that extra soupcon of authenticity!

    Ruby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, it's not even plugged in!🤣

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's operated on the pain and fear of the people put through it.

    DM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is a magic eraser or a fresh coat of paint on those walls

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    #11

    I Applaud Tesco For Doing This

    I Applaud Tesco For Doing This

    lodge28 Report

    This Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look a massive company with a conscience. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart would never do this. Not in a million years.

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    Christopher Duffy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost makes up for all the union busting, waste and refusing to pay farmers fairly.

    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, but isn’t it really saying: and if not, tesco has a great range of beers you can safely drink at home C’mon guys, it’s still a tesco advert ( and a brilliant one!)

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every little *what* helps? Little is not a noun.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK but it's a common British expression, Tesco didn't invent it!

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    Mystery Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a lump in my throat reading that

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were I in the UK, I'd swing by a pub for a pint.

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same Tesco who said there is no naughty list in 2020 Christmas adverts. Basically, if you happened to break Covid restrictions that was fine by them. Yes they were subtly advocating that.

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    #12

    True Bill

    True Bill

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    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV license? Can someone explain this one to me please?

    Gizzywig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to pay (approx £13 per month)for the privilege of the BBC making programs that are reality or soap, basically 90% of the content. You only get out of it if you can prove you don’t watch live TV, and only watch Netflix or Prime etc.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch government: We have solved this problem. Everybody pays taxes and we include this fee in the taxes.

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, Brits have TV licenses also??? I thought we were the only ones.

    Ria De Gooijer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Africa. We pay R 265 per year for the TV license

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's aerial doing on the roof? Wasn't she a mermaid?

    JJM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the cable companies. You pay to get TV - just call a TV Licence.

    Keith Bancroft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tv licence guy came to my door, i said "mate, would you buy a licence for a stolen telly? He walked away...

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is flipping glorious!

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    #13

    Blargenfarble Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what you're telling me, is that it DOESN'T look like this? *sadly cancels travel plans

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it does look like this, but only if you keep your eyes closed

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    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so im not the only one that thought this

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was very disappointed as an 8 year old, first time going across the Sydney Harbour Bridge, that we didn't get to drive right over the top of the arch - we only got the flat bit on the bottom. Boooooring!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was disappointed the first time I went on Eurostar because it was not like this at all :(

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you would need the glass to be many meters thick to withstand the pressure of the water on top, but still, I would really love it!

    Fluffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an aquarium i have visited, i went as a kid i was terrified of this tunnel. I went on the euro tunnel a few years later and was honestly relived it was different.

    G R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a VR headset you can rent which apparently does make it look like that.

    G R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least they used to. Not sure if they still do.

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    #14

    Heading Back To The Movies: US Vs UK

    Heading Back To The Movies: US Vs UK

    ramy81 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaahaha, I believe this. Too emotional vs stiff upper lip.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even stiff upper lip, it's just not getting excited at the mundane. Americans clap when the bloody plane lands. What did they expect to happen? Explosion at 30,000 feet? Why get on the plane if landing is unexpected?

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    Glirpy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am never going to a movie theater again. You pay like $13 (per person) to sit there with a bunch of other people, many of whom are rude, for 2 hours to watch something that will probably be really cr@ppy and make you feel like you just wasted 2 hours. Plus, if you want a beer or something, that’s another $8. I’ll wait for it to come out later and just watch it at home.

    Improper (He-They)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. Other people have opinions. Your book you write it how you want

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    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the one on the left is supposed to be US, why is "theatre" spelled the British way?

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some people spell it theatre in the US? I know I always have.

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    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to watch one of the twilights at the cinema in Sheffield approximately 5000 years ago. Every time Jacob appeared with no shirt there was quite a bit of clapping,from what I remember. Maybe it was an exceptional circumstance.

    Lisbeth Solis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't applaud for Cruella either.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaoooo perfect comparison!!! 💙💙💙

    CatOfTheDark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there's this video from It's A Southern Thing that makes you wonder why anyone would go to the movies in the first place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Le_05ti6c .

    Andrew Dunford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last film I watched at the cinema, was the second Lor of the Rings film! And I never want to go back again!

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    #15

    Only In The UK Would It Be Understood By Everyone This Is A Message Of Affection

    Only In The UK Would It Be Understood By Everyone This Is A Message Of Affection

    jimmyleeerd Report

    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup this is what i expect to see when I turn 18

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy 18th Birthday son! Now get the f**k out of our house!!

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite thing about British humour, we use insults to show love, and can use politeness to show utter contempt.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment is almost adequate. Congratulations on making an attempt.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until HR poke their big noses in. Little known fact, HR stands for Human Remains.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other common one is. "F uck off. You're dead to us now".

    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think our cousins in Australia would get it too.

    MargyB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd do the same here in Australia but we'd probably replace Dan with C*%t!

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, if you say that in the US they'll never speak to you again.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah if they really hated him they wouldn't have gone to all the trouble of putting up a banner!

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    #16

    City Of Leicester Starts Turning Bus-Stops Into “Bee-Stops”

    City Of Leicester Starts Turning Bus-Stops Into “Bee-Stops”

    Stotallytob3r Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant!! I wish this would be everywhere!!

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, round my way it would only be a matter of time before someone shits on it

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But really scary if you are allergic to bee stings !

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the people allergic to bee stings are weeping quietly in terror at the bus stop.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad idea ,,, well ,,, until the little shits that have nothing better to do start destroying them!!!!

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this in Utrecht, The Netherlands too

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bee Stop across from Cee Bagel

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    #17

    Today I Stumbled Upon Where History Was Made

    Today I Stumbled Upon Where History Was Made

    JonAddo Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harrow Club Sports Hall. It's hireable too.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.harrowclubw10.org/book-our-space/

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You found a sacred filming location. Blessed be you.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaw sh!t, now that bloody song is in my head. Never gonna give you up tadeedum

    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around or desert you.... It's in mine now too - little Rick Astley earworm 👂🐛

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How many stained glasses do you want for your gymnasium, sir ? -Yes, I say."

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He recently did a pretty great cover of Foo Fighters Everlong.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh, I never get tired of a good Rick roll!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangnabbit!! Now I can’t get his song out of my head

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    #18

    Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

    Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

    LIS1050010 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even more exciting when the driver doesn't see a low bridge. /s

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the chance to be front row in a double coach. Awesome, until we were heading into Manhattan and i thought i would be beheaded passing under every single low bridge and tunnel.

    Adri Febrianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old joke in my country regarding the double-decker bus : I met an old lady who went down the stairs in the double-decker bus just when I about to climbed up. She approached me and then whispered to my ear, "Don't go upstairs, it's dangerous. I found no driver there...."

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess, we all want it.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love those seats! It's like a travelling balcony.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the back was more fun. You feel the bumps more.

    Steven Blake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have even got a toy steering wheel, when I'm on the top front seat.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We desperately need double decker buses in the US.

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    #19

    When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

     When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

    TheForthWallBreaker Report

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the most British thing I've ever seen!

    olivier FRESSE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you. I have always been impressed with the ability of my British friends to ignore the weather. But at the same time, they have no choice!

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry? What's odd about the photo? British lads being British. Tis but a shower.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure the rain doesn't get into the pints...

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit of rain? I thought this was London Sunny

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE dedication. It shows strength of spirit.

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this was me n my fella! Hailstones in our pints lol!

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good weather. What are you talking about ?

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jus' steppin' out for a pint!!!!

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    #20

    This Little Guy Has Come To Visit Me Every Night For The Past 2 Weeks

    This Little Guy Has Come To Visit Me Every Night For The Past 2 Weeks

    Bonelesszeeebra Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we still don't know what the fox says.

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    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice in my life have I met a fox at dawn. The two most magical moments of my life.

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one come to my house each night I feed by hand along with 4 others that are more wary. They are so cute :)

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them. I hate it when they scream, but otherwise love them!

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have a side quest for you.

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    #21

    Title Of The Next Bond Film Announced!

    Title Of The Next Bond Film Announced!

    fi-ri-ku-su Report

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of shaken, not stirred. It's Covid, much worse.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Tube Station on Bond Street?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can’t write vacation, too normal for Mr. Bond

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Daniel Craig would agree.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a coded message for a secret agent on the train. He then went to the nearest newsagent and gave the passphrase to get his assignment.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you expect me to somehow get to Vauxhall Bridge on that thing? No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to die!

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the movie is simply that title shown for the entire 2hr movie duration, with maybe an explosion at the end.

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    #22

    Jesus Saves! (But Can’t Park For S**t)

    Jesus Saves! (But Can’t Park For S**t)

    jibbist Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    b*****d , the classy name calling

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still too harsh for BP censoring, lol. Pack of bellends, those censors.

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always said Jesus fish was a sign of a bad driver.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you win your licence in a raffle.

    Willowbilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a b*****d? Asking from Alaska.

    Mart Mccabe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was on a chalk giant it would take about 5 days to polish by hand

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    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has an American text friend who learned the meaning of bell end and she loves it, uses it when she can and no one knows what she's saying.

    Beverly Hasegawa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm sitting here chuckling like a fool.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus didn’t know how to drive a car.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing Jesus can't drive a stick, either, but...pick your battles.

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    #23

    How To Measure Things Like A Brit

    How To Measure Things Like A Brit

    un-petit-capu Report

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. In Australia we just use the simple metric system. :)

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petrol is a fun one. It's measured in litres at the pump, but by the gallon in fuel efficiency.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm this is 100% accurate. However, it was recently suggested by the government we can now change everything in blue to imperial measurements (red) . Everyone under the age, of say, 50 thinks this is the most ridiculous idea since Brexit.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a simplification. We typically use metric, specifically millimetres to measure furniture and the like. We still use yards to measure some distances - typically stop in 50 yards on a road sign or on a golf course. All weights and volumes on items in a supermarket are in metric, but with some also giving imperial - so 1 pint of milk will also say 568ml. We have moved weather forecasts to saying so many mm of rain, but that will often be qualified by "over an inch of rain" or some such, though thankfully they have stopped giving temperatures in Farenheit as well as Celcius.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you serious? For all the shite we Americans take on this site for using Imperial, this is AWESOME! (I speak in admiration, not ridicule.)

    Antoine Gagnon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada is even more complicated then that... :/

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is "tons" in red... A ton equal 1000 kilograms. Therefore is part of the International System

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. 1 Tonne = 1000kg and is part of the metric system. Tons are part of the other one

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    Andi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they missed a temperature one off is it weather? - is it cold - centigrade, is it hot - Fahrenheit

    G R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! UK tabloid in August: "Britain sizzles as temps hit 85." UK tabloid in January: "Temperatures due to plummet to -1."

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time a Brit bitches about Americans not using the metric system...

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll see you and raise you America's flowchart of measurements. Are you measuring alcohol? Beer-ounces, liquor-liters, wine-liters. Are you measuring cannabis flower? Gram, eighth, quarter, half, ounce. We should have switched to metric when everyone else did.

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    #24

    Took This On My Evening Walk Last Night; Thought It Looked Quintessentially British

    Took This On My Evening Walk Last Night; Thought It Looked Quintessentially British

    Thin_Blue_Flame Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing missing is a man in a suit wearing a bowler hat carrying an umbrella holding a cup of tea saying bloody hell

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a man chasing a black Labrador, shouting Fenton.

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is quintessentially beautiful!

    Mikael Högfors
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing missing is a French medieval soldier on top of the turret insulting your father for reeking of elderberries.

    Touch Connors
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, a quintessentially British village means a lot of bad marriages and murders. (yes, I do watch a lot of Midsomer Murders, why do you ask?)

    Rai Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a quintessentially Norman church! There's loads of beautiful villages like this in the south of England, and those churches really ARE that old!

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the village where a mouse lives as a neighbor of a badger in a vest, who lives beside a turtle and this stuff, you know...

    Ansirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my neighborhood was like this, I'd happily take a walk everyday. My neighborhood is sh1t, walk is not enjoyable at all.

    Bethan Cowley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was searching for an abandoned trolley

    #ArtyFarty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, A Man with tea and shortbread, wearing a bowler and a monocle, with a moustache, with a dog, wearing a coat and button up shirt with tie, holding an umbrella, saying stuff like: cup ‘o tea dear old chap? One lump or two? Or Bo’u’ o’ wo’a?

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    #25

    On The Morning Countryside Dog Walk When I Hear Barking, Couldn’t Figure Out Where It Was Coming From Until I Look Up

    On The Morning Countryside Dog Walk When I Hear Barking, Couldn’t Figure Out Where It Was Coming From Until I Look Up

    Rocketmandan123 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got a sausage on your roof!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoopy needed a bigger house

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER underestimate the determination and courage of the average dachshund!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know for sure but the prevailing theory is magic.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a pub in Gloucester with a split level roof, a border collie could often be seen on the lower level

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now just HOW did he get up there? Fly???

    April
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's a dachshund, they won't be told they can't do that!

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    #26

    Picked Nanny Up To Take Her To An 8.30 Dentist Appointment, She Made Me A Packed Lunch In Case I Got Hungry While I Wait The 45 Mins For The Appointment. Nan's Are Awesome

    Picked Nanny Up To Take Her To An 8.30 Dentist Appointment, She Made Me A Packed Lunch In Case I Got Hungry While I Wait The 45 Mins For The Appointment. Nan's Are Awesome

    HiFiSi Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE talking to "older" people. They are often ignored and they are an absolute fountain of history, information, funny things, ideas, etc. I have NEVER been "bored" by an older person.

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father's neighbor is 96 years old and fought on Iwo Jima in WW2. Talk about a fascinating guy!

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    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This much love makes my heart tingle.

    monkeydog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really seemed like going the extra mile for your babysitter until I realized this is about someone's grandma.

    T J R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww that's so sweet.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I've taken 3 hours to convince her it's no trouble at all to take her.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of mine were long dead when I came along, so I would have to take your word on it.

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    #27

    Coming Back To My Desk, Wondering Where My Pistachios Went, Nearly Had A Heart Attack

    Coming Back To My Desk, Wondering Where My Pistachios Went, Nearly Had A Heart Attack

    flowerybjorn Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry human but I was disgusted by your front screen and covered it with Tippex.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ummm, excuse human. Sorry to disturb your work. But do you have any of those yummy nuts left?"

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo this happened to me while i was chilling on my porch i went inside my house to answer my phone and when i get back there is an entire gang of squirrels eating my damned breakfast

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were hungry, so what did you expect?

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an American squirrel, an invasive species in the UK.

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the Isle of Wight, where reds are still thriving. We are compelled by law to kill/trap greys!

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would nearly have a heart attack, too, if I came back and my computer screen was white and all my work was gone.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is nuts but do you have any more nuts?

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ninja squirrels, there's a reason dogs don't like these deadly assassins.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog LOVES squirrels... just can't eat a whole one as they're bigger than she is!

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think pistachios could easily be kleenex; which explains the blanking out of the screen for reasons of public decency.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    These little bastards will kill you to take your food if they can.

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    #28

    Found In Garden Today

    Found In Garden Today

    Pellew_1796 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is a lazy dog to jump over him and you've ruined a childhood mantra.

    Theodora A. Mong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I loved most about London when I visited (Romanian here). The fact that for the first time in my life I saw a fox, in the middle of the city, just strolling around. You guys are really lucky to see these beauties so often. London is a wonderful city, I absolutely loved it!

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you loved it! There is the old saying 'when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford!' - good old Samuel Johnson.

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead or just asleep? I thought he would hear you long before you could sneak up to take picture so....

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of foxes are quite relaxed around people.

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a couple of fox's where I live, you can hear them calling to each other during the night which keeps setting my neighbours dogs off. Fun times at 4 am.

    T J R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their calls are quite the terrifying noise the first few times you hear them. Especially when it's echoing through the trees.

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know what this fox would sing though. Wasn't that a party? Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could be the 3 or 4 six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-KDSxqJ_0o)

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you a wise old mama owls advice for him!

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    #29

    I'm Liking The Translation For 'Cappucino' Into Welsh

    I'm Liking The Translation For 'Cappucino' Into Welsh

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffrothi coffi nothing, I'm here for malws melys.

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siocled gyda shot o goffi. For non-natives, siocled sounds like shock led, quite close to chocolate in sound

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in Wales is this? Here in mid Wales, the Welsh for a cappuccino is...cappuccino. Same with a latte being a latte. We have several dialects here so I'm curious.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure someone's just joking around. There is no translation for cappuccino, other than a translated description. And that's what they went for.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a Starbucks in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not last I looked, nice cafes you can get a coffee in though.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hufen cream can make you light-headed.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some brilliant Welsh names for bugs too

    Zia Teasdale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it should be ffroffi coffi.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like every Starbucks board to me.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to hear Tom Hanks singing the "Hot Chocolate" song from "The Polar Express" in Welsh.

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    #30

    Be Ashamed

    Be Ashamed

    Stotallytob3r Report

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised he's still breathing after insulting nan lol

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that photo used for something else so this is BS.

    Jude Ponting
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original story was about how the man didn't get served served at a Wetherspoons pub on the first day of reopening after lockdown as he didn't have the app/ smart phone so some students bought him pints. It's meant to be a joke but I guess if you didn't know the story behind the picture it wouldn't make sense

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAND, this is why he is drinking alone and not with his beloved

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come he is still alive?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen old boys drink more than that, a local piss-head around here drank 48 pints of cider one day, that was ridiculous but that's rough pubs for you.

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    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19 pints! Cripes that's legendary status

    Kimberly Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know a more British name than wetherspoons

    POSSUMABLY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the man doesn't know his own limits...let's have a couple shots of Rye with that

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    #31

    Shots Fired In The Office Kitchen

    Shots Fired In The Office Kitchen

    Super-flewis Report

    Lucy Brazier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round of applause for the tea drinker!

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I'm with smilie mug. I'm from a hard water area in the south of the UK and was taught never to boil water twice if you like your tea without limescale.

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that if you leave water in the kettle you get a build up of limescale which is disgusting

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody, Brit or not, please explain to me why freshly boiled water is better than water that's been boiled multiple times? Is that some homeopathic s**t about the water remembering it's been boiled before?

    Tim Pillinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard water concentrates limescale with multiple boilings.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh you can still fill the kettle even if it’s not on?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your water filtering is really bad in Britain?

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder why people (my partner, my work colleague) insist on boiling a whole kettle of water. I've yet to ask them if it tastes better or takes less time to boil so much more than they need. I'm afraid I'll be called passive aggressive again.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from the US and was taught to use fresh water and to make sure the water's boiling to make a good cup of tea.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no idea how true it is, but the idea is that there are gasses dissolved in the water that make it taste fresh and crisp. boiling drives off some of these gasses, as does letting the water sit. this is why a glass of water you leave out overnight tastes flat. tea and coffee taste better when the water isn't flat is the upshot.

    XenoMurph
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    4 years ago

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    #32

    Can't Get More Casual Than A Pony Waiting Outside The Post Office

    Can't Get More Casual Than A Pony Waiting Outside The Post Office

    chaostrulyreigns Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does the kid put the quid?

    Beast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this place in Australia, Rubyvale, and cause of old miners laws, peoples horses can Just roam everywhere, i remember i just sitting outside the local pub... hoped u liked my spiel😀

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no! That’s the , Pony Express!

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they only have three legs? Or is it an illusion?

    Ms LaDonna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking! a 3 Legged Pony!!

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    grills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the guy on horseback going through McDonald’s drive thru in Swansea !!!

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World's cutest stamp collector.

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    #33

    Saw This Today On Towan Beach, Newquay... We Can Be A Romantic Bunch. Congratulations Whoever You Are

    Saw This Today On Towan Beach, Newquay... We Can Be A Romantic Bunch. Congratulations Whoever You Are

    Findscoolalmost Report

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think public wedding proposals are a bad idea. You totally put pressure on the person being asked to say yes. Proposals should be a private, personal thing. If he'd left her name off, taken her up there and shown her the picture, then proposed that would be different. (yes, other people, other ideas. but mine is to make whoever is getting proposed to, to be as non-pressured as possible)

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideally, you should have discussed marriage previously and ensured that you're both on the same page. That way, you can feel confident that she wants to say yes to whatever proposal you make without feeling pressured!

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Megan a helicopter pilot then?

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo is taken from a cliff! They do not have grass in the sky .

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    GoddessOdd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been in the position of turning down a surprise public proposal, I can say that it was one of the most awkward and miserable events of my life. It came out of the blue, there hadn't been any mention of marriage before, and the relationship was already becoming rocky.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the sweetest thing! So much thought and effort put into it. Nuts to anyone who says otherwise!

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why has no one else wrote "no" underneath yet?

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some dreams can end up washing away with the tide.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Megan must be well chuffed with that.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm completely against the idea of marriage proposals - they make zero sense to me. One person has to wait and wait and wait to see if the other one is or isn't going to ask? Or one person has never considered marriage and has it sprung on them? Seems stupid and not at all romantic. Both should have come up with it together as the inevitable way their lovely relationship is going. That said, that is a very cute way of doing it, if you must. BTW, next year I'll have been married 30 years - I'm not against marriage!

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    #34

    Drove Past Batman On The M5 Yesterday. Good To Know He Is Out There Keeping Us All Safe

    Drove Past Batman On The M5 Yesterday. Good To Know He Is Out There Keeping Us All Safe

    mydogiscalledloki Report

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy lives in Exmouth (Devon), see him driving about all the time.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky - all I have locally is Katie Price being a risk to road users. I live way too close to her.

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's raining. So basically British batman is available 1 1/2 days a year.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far rainier parts of the US though - and many other countries that get more rain.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devon has all the superheroes. https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/meet-devon-super-heroes-fighting-4523726

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is surely blessing you, Lenny B. Robinson... it's always the best who leave.

    POSSUMABLY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he has 1 wheel on the back end of the "batmobile". Which would mean he's driving a raptor or such type vehicle and not an actual car.

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the hidden plate, then again with a car like this you can’t get anonymous. Earlier commenter here (Chris) literally has seen the guy and knows where he lives.

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    #35

    My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

    My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

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    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the Everyman theater in Liverpool?

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    #36

    The Plot Thickens In Fife

    The Plot Thickens In Fife

    one_in_the_wtf Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have SO MANY questions.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The puddle was near a dairy that also deals with juices, so they thought it was waste products leaking from the dairy, which would include pineapple juice. It was leaking from a pipe, nt sure if the cause was found.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local news is the best news

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Googled this, and while I didn't find the answer to what this puddle was (I didn't really look too hard and was distracted) I read an equally thrilling headline "Incorrect road sign in Cowdenbeath covered up with black bag"

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Tibetan Mango purée?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even looking this up for fear of spoiling a sublime mystery

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not pineapple juice, what else could it possibly be?

    Jade Drew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have ever been to Cowdenbeath you would know it's best not to find out what the mystery puddle is..

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, one juice ruled out, 300-ish to go?

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puddle in Scotland? Impossible! It must be... uh... apple juice then.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprising, because whenever I see a large puddle, I immediately think, who spilled all the pineapple juice.

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    #37

    I Thought I'd Clear A Few Things Up

    I Thought I'd Clear A Few Things Up

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English muffins aren't cake, they are a bread product that is awesome, toasted with a runny fried egg

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English muffins are something I have never encountered until I went to America.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a scone... no matter how one chooses to pronounce it. Just makes sure it's got a little jam and a LOT of Cornish clotted cream (for me ALWAYS jam first and then the cream).

    Jono
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a scone (rhymes with phone) . When you’ve eaten it , it scon (get it? - it’s gone) 😂

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you know that if you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin and is, therefore, healthier? You're Welcome!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you have a plain muffin, you can put Nutella on it, and it doesn't cross the line into cupcake because it started life as a muffin. If you want cake for breakfast without saying cake for breakfast, go for muffin+Nutella.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, That's a chocolate chip cake. Muffins are a bread product, sometimes called 'oven bottom muffins' or 'breakfast muffins'.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called a muffin where I live https://www.yummly.com/recipe/Chocolate-chip-muffins-369182?prm-v1

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one labelled muffin is a chocolate chip cake. It is most certainly not a muffin.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called a muffin where I live https://www.yummly.com/recipe/Chocolate-chip-muffins-369182?prm-v1

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    Don't read my username
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairy cakes are the best. Especially the ones with just a little circle of icing in the middle

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference between a fairy cake and a cupcake, plesse? The quantity of icing? The recipes for each seem the same, regular cake batter.

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    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the difference between a "fairy cake" and a "cupcake"

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    #38

    Free Range Yorkshire Puddings With Gravy

    Free Range Yorkshire Puddings With Gravy

    BummingAbout Report

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother who lives in Canada has fond memories of Yorkshire puddings filled with bangers and mash... forget the pokey small ones!

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, my husband is also a serious fan of those!

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not gravy; it's maple syrup.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravy? Looks more like weak tea.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer toad in the hole (that should be on another post)

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    #39

    Can’t Beat A British Festival

    Can’t Beat A British Festival

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German here. Wacken, Hurricane and a lot other festivals over here look like that most years, too.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How everybody reacts to inclement weather is totally different. Though.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a bank holiday market

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I went to a festival and the weather was like that I would just go home, simple.

    Anke Dieken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a LARP (LiveActionRolePlay) event (one of the biggest in Germany with around 4000-5000 people) where it rained in three days as much as normally in two months. We called it "Schlammageddon" which translates to "Mudageddon". Totally ruined my shoes but it was so nice how helpful everyone was.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glastonbury in 97 was 3 foot deep in mud. Dressed for the weather and fortified with cider and grass, I had a brilliant time!

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edinburgh Fringe!!!

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    #40

    A Letter I Received This Morning

    A Letter I Received This Morning

    soundbwoyy Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what the mystical 'strongly worded letter' looks like. Quite common in suburban England.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed!! Though, on the other hand, how very dare you! 😁

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    Zillyboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A potato in the pipe might do the job.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't fly farther than a winged s**t, but i wish we had a silenced motorcycle law in the US. yeah yeah yeah, freedom to this and that but its annoying and there are too many Harleys at 4am when the bars close and too many Harleys at 12am when people are trying to sleep. I feel like a very old man writing something like this.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you. It gets bad with bikes and loud cars here at my apartment.

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    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a touristy area and I get really sick of people riding their Harleys in massive groups by the house every weekend. And I love motorcycles! I just don't get why they have to break people's eardrums by being illegally loud.

    Destiney Haddox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Harleys where I'm at. Fast little bikes that are higher pitched and so loud. And cars too. It's rough.

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    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfish twat. Wait till he gets older ,, or maybe gets a job where he has to work nights and is wanting to sleep in the morning!!!

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pop by his flat on the days he's tryin to sleep and blast some good old fashioned Christmas Carols. Or have my Grammy work him over. That'll teach him.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go vigilante after reading such a well-composed letter from a concerned neighbour... bike doesn't get too far with a punctured front tyre.

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, many years ago I lived around the corner from this neighbourhood - it’s in vauxhall in London

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution one can of construction foam in each pipe, spray liberally

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We actually have noise laws and although not always enforced people have been pulled over and had to trailer their bike home to put a quieter mufflers on as well as pay a fine.

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    #41

    Going To My Mates For Football Tonight. My Mum Just Popped In To Drop These Off For Me To "Share With My Friends"

    Going To My Mates For Football Tonight. My Mum Just Popped In To Drop These Off For Me To "Share With My Friends"

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tunnok's snacks that make memories. nom nom

    renee brack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your mum's generosity, I love she loves caramel, I love she loves coconut covered chocolate marshmallow snowballs. I love your mum.

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was her tinder bio, she'd be swamped with replies.

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the tea cakes? They're the champion of all tunnocks products!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know your friends will love it.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, Tunnocks Snowballs, yes!

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    #42

    Schrödinger's Ballgames

    Schrödinger's Ballgames

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    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many times that large window was broken out by innocent balls being thrown?

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes you think. what came first, the sign or the basket?

    Natalia Shoemark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken and the egg aye lol.. first I thought they were being ironic using it as a backboard, but now I'm thinking they put the basket there after to stick it to the man!

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The net is awfully close to those windows.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite plenty ancient signs still saying no ball games, on small grassy areas in Scotland, beside housing estates, it's in fact no longer enforced. So play away bairns.

    Derynda Howells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't think it would be kind to direct it way from some poor soul's window? Would you like to live in fear of a shower of glass?

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll down for a thrilling game of basket c**k?

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, throw everything apart from a ball. Ok, got it!

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    #43

    I Present To You The Greatest Lie Told To This Country: 30g Is An Acceptable Serving Size Of Cereal

    I Present To You The Greatest Lie Told To This Country: 30g Is An Acceptable Serving Size Of Cereal

    makomirocket Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bowl size is acceptable. And it should be filled to the top with cereal. Then carefully pour the milk.

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 'I'm A Little Piggy' bowl of cereal technique: put your hand flat on top of the dry cereal and pour the milk in the gap between forefinger and thumb. Et voila! No floaty overspill.

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    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda keeps reminding me what to put on my shopping list. Today it's Weetabix.

    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's how I learned that my "low calorie cereal" was 400kcal more than my filling porridge, when I eat enough to feel satisfied. Don't eat their diet bullshite!

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5 year old twins have more than the "recommend serving", but what's more ridiculous is the boxes telling you that breakfast is the most important meal and and should provide 25% of your daily calories while at the same time suggesting a serving is three spoonfuls!

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't forget, it's part of this Nutritious Breakfast™ - pictured: 3 fried eggs, 2 sausage links, a short stack of pancakes with syrup, 2 slices of buttered toast and a large glass of orange juice.

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    Eo Echo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those asking, "what about the bowl?" Many food scales can be calibrated not to include the container's weight. All you do is put the bowl on, then turn it on; the display will read zero, and it will only weigh the food.

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. The bags of Granola I get for breakfast say "8 servings" on the packet. I only get 3 bowls worth though

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our place, logistics apply. A bowl of cereal is touted to be better for you than a bowl of popcorn. So, logically a serving of cereal ought to be much bigger than a serving of popcorn and since a bowl of popcorn MUST last for the entire movie…we are going to need much more milk and cereal thank you

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need 3 times that and just under a pint of milk for each bowl, at the moment I'm eating Rice Krispies with a sprinkling of Frosties as to give a little sweet taste.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we’re all getting fat. It’s not alcohol or fast food, it’s our outrageously huge cereal servings.

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    #44

    My Local Tescos Has Had To Create A No Man's Land To Protect The Price Reducer

    My Local Tescos Has Had To Create A No Man's Land To Protect The Price Reducer

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This! Some people behave like animals scrapping and shoving just to get 20p off a packet of mince. Carnage.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scagsy, yes and it's normally some four foot six Eighty year old female Ninja with elbows sharpened to infinity!

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im american and have no idea whats going on

    Gareth Graham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All items going out of date are reduced and displayed in the same spot. If they still haven't sold by 7pm they are reduced again. Regular customers know this and know they can get products that were 4-5 pounds for as little as 25p. It can cause quite the stir

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    Softsquatch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, talk about teacups and royalty all you want. this is the britain i know.

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the small sort of nonsense that makes me hate my fellow Brits sometimes. You're being a pillock and bullying staff members over 15p off some doughnuts.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to get too deep, but it might say something about the level of poverty in the UK?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate my mum used to work in a Morrisons here and the old ladies would circle like vultures for the reduced items, she said it was savage sometimes.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this quite a few times with the poor worker getting verbal abuse ,,, for the sake of 10p,,,, I'd tell them to piss of. Job be damned.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a key worker right there!

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once caught a vendor flipping over cheapers competitor's prices during a holiday sale.

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    #45

    I Was Looking At Places In London And Saw This. The Front Door Is A Window?!

    I Was Looking At Places In London And Saw This. The Front Door Is A Window?!

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    Just saying
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, someone has divided their already small flat into smaller flats to let separately.

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    Jude Ponting
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they have rolled out the cardboard carpet ready for occasion

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guessing the owners are big time merlot drinkers/spillers

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You've got a kitchen and bathroom all in one so you have to stand in the sink to have a shower. We've taken £1 off the rent (per 10 years) for this."

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Munich, the most expensive city in Germany, someone once offered a cellar as an apartment. No heating, no running water, just a single light bulb on the ceiling. Dozens of people showed up to move in. For the equivalent of £ 600 a month. It was made up. To show how desperate people are for a flat. But the potential tenants were real.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd make a better window than door.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps down the unwanted guests as they are confused as to where the front door is silly.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or some confused thieves when they climb through the window and can't get to the rest of the house

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a rule (U.S.) that a bedroom must have a window or it doesn't count as a bedroom (probably a fire law, for egress), but it doesn't say anything about a door! haha

    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone concerned that there is a car tailpipe right there, I mean carbon monoxide and all?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to live in a city and not have cars parked in front of your windows...

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    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not believe this, door size has to be standard in the UK would therefore be illegal

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can't be safe in a fire surely

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    #46

    The Netflix Documentary We Are All Waiting For

    The Netflix Documentary We Are All Waiting For

    Mattbelfast Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing escalated quickly as it was soon discovered other supermarkets had caterpillar cakes. The best way to describe it would be if Linux, Microsoft and Apple built their own versions of Skynet and set them on each other to see who is the rightful heir to world domination

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the I’ll fated 1978 Cincinnati’s WKRP sit com Thanksgiving Day turkey drop (from a helicopter). Oh the humanity

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One retailer is suing the other because they claim that they copied their caterpillar cake design. It's big news in the UK. Clash of the titans type stuff. We are all glued to our TV screens to see how this groundbreaking case will end.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our family found Colin to be so inedible that we threw his remains on the fire AND HE DID NOT BURN.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caterpillar cake has one serving - whole caterpillar to myself.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter works for Park Cakes, who make Cuthbert. They bake for most of the supermarkets. Must ask her if they do Colin as well.

    Cocoa pop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a caterpillar cake called Curly once lol

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team Cuthbert. Obviously. And everyone else is wrong

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now this is caterpillar https://www.butlermachinery.com/new-equipment/machines/off-highway-trucks/

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap cake and not that tasty, fine for kids though.

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    #47

    M A T H S

    M A T H S

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    Karen Fernley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when Fudges were only 10p...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens a lot, also larger value packs can be more expensive tan several smaller ones. Its to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, if you buy them individually... mathing, mathing. Just kidding. Got it the first time.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cheaper to buy them individually.

    Charlie grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddo and Taz were 10p too....ah, those were the days ...

    Jo87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't bought Fudges in a while... WHEN DID THEY BECOME NOT 10P AND WHY ARE THEY NOT A MAXIMUM OF 15P

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son loves many British treats better than what we have in the US and I have to buy them at a special British import store we have in town and I pay a lot more than that. But he tells me he is worth it...

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    Timothy Leung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very first Mars bar I bought cost me 6p...

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    #48

    Surely Aldi Could Have Chosen A Better Font

    Surely Aldi Could Have Chosen A Better Font

    Azibiz Report

    the child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's tide pods waiting to happen

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks very drinkable. Keep away from children.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it doesn't really look like a J. And I have a dirty mind too, but that's just not what a J looks like.

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    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's hand cleaner. I thought it was a highly unappetizing soft drink at first.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slorp* mmmm i do sure love me some citrus semen

    David Fox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love a good lathering of Lemon Jizz

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's perhaps a bit better than 'original'

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother had a bottle of body-lotion once. "Cinnamon and apple". If the bottle hadn't been over the sink, you would have thought it was a milkshake for the Christmas season. 😂

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    #49

    Went To The UK For A Couple Of Days, Bought A Few Souvenirs

    Went To The UK For A Couple Of Days, Bought A Few Souvenirs

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    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Yorkshire tea? Even PG Tips would do, not that wanky s**t in the picture.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Pukka fruit and herb teas I'm fine with, but Fortnum and Mason for the 'normal' tea? Who are they shopping for? The Queen?

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McVities digestives are the freaking BEST!!

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are you from that buying brown sugar seems like a souvenir

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the shortbread? That's the only thing I bring back in huge quantities.

    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought too!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a box of Weetabix and you're good to go.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found the digestives with milk chocolate but I need the dark chocolate and I can't find them in the USA. We suck.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McVitie's Digestives are the only ones that will do for me... one of a handful of products where the brand is of utmost importance to me.

    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, I can get everything on here in my local Dutch supermarket

    Renate K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welke supermarkt? Want ik kan Lyle's Golden Syrup alleen vinden bij Taste of Home in Haarlem

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    #50

    Apparently Bacon Is The Most Important Part Of A Full English, Followed By Sausages, Toast And Beans. Agree Or Disagree?

    Apparently Bacon Is The Most Important Part Of A Full English, Followed By Sausages, Toast And Beans. Agree Or Disagree?

    guarding_dark Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me beans are at -65%

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans are so gross, I don’t know how people stand them.

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    Billy Jo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add some square sausage, potato scone and haggis to experience a Full Scottish. scottish-b...962088.jpg scottish-breakfast-615c6d8962088.jpg

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a full Scottish makes a full English look like a pathetic wimp of a breakfast

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    Simon Clarke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this so badly. It's 7pm dinner time. My wife 's turn to cook and she (therefore me) is on a health kick. Courgette spaghetti in almond paste sauce. Please god no.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I’d rather starve than eat that.

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    Pat Dobson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reference to fried bread then :(

    Lucy Brazier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the 'other items' bit - 47%. Can't believe it isn't more than that, to be honest.

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    Michelle Gosney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hash browns are NOT part of a full English.

    Jeffrey Crawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not hash browns, those are over processed potato paste that has been formed and fried. Might as well chew a beer mat!

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm quite partial to a hash brown myself. I guess that means I'm gonna be deported.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out with you demon! *whispers* I rather like hash browns too! Though it's not an essential for a 'Full English'.

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    Full English
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All good, but you need fried bread. Hash Browns were never ever an English things be gone with them

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, hash brown = American interloper. In the bin.

    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love their big slabs of bacon

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    #51

    Cup Of Tea, What Is Your Grade? (Mine Is A B2, Anything In The 3c & Beyond We Can’t Be Friends)

    Cup Of Tea, What Is Your Grade? (Mine Is A B2, Anything In The 3c & Beyond We Can’t Be Friends)

    ItsjustDJ13 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone drinking D4 needs a stern talking to because that is not tea

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure d4 is just plain milk

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of everything and bring me my coffee!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A1, otherwise what's the point?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between rows and lines, is this axisymmetric? As in, is A3 the same as C1?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since none of that is coffee, I'm moving on.

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