hahahahaha never saw that! dark humor

It's a bone conduction headphone, what is wrong with that?

Not clothes, but UV protection...

Also before the invention of Coca-Cola which is where the red santa hat comes from.

I'm familiar with this story but mine went round putting something else that's not a shoe on every girl

It gets weirder: Pluto is actually owned by a mouse...

Setting boundaries can make a big difference with Little People. Even Charlie knows all about this. ;D

he has a boner. duh.

Nothing wrong with that, we are human, but we are afraid of some humans :)

She can fly so let's call this one of her powers too.

If I dont remember wrong the Millhouse are actually relathed

she has 7 toes

oh sure screw it if they're dead

I really don't see any ears though...

I don't know about hair, but I know that their left legs have floating toes bones.

Actually, he has a gorilla accent. It just sounds similar.

If we consider ducks size, they are eating a hummingbird.

and why a tanga? apes don't wear tanga's

I bet it's some quantum effect.

It is very stretchy!

come ooon that was the funniest part of tom&jerry :D

She's not 1 year old.. she's 336 months old.

* Unless you have already seen them on a dream

He's got a secret power plant in the lab.

We've seen dogs walking dogs...It doesn't matter who you are, you always gotta do your chores.

yeah its called stockholm syndrome

It's not a fork it's a tiny trident xD

sweatty feet

he secretly wants her there awwww

I'd make a misoginism joke about women, but mama will make me swoop the entire house before even thinking about it.

To be honest I still don' t want my mom barging in while I'm in the shower.... in my 40s.

It's not a pokemon, it's family.

That was the joke...

it's not for disguise - but to keep them apart. just sayin' :)

Is that from Courage the cowardly dog?

I'm the same way. I'm only bilingual, but there's something that prevents me from seeing things I'm looking for. If I'm looking for something and it's next to me, I literally can't see it. I have to walk away and do something else. When I come back it will be there.

Because they'll make the "whoshhh" or the "neuuuu" sound.

To be fair they don't really look like their heart is in the whole "villain" thing

We're driving to the gym so we can run on the threadmill...

Carved... they are actually carved into the face

Well, technically...those are flying fish, so...

They are magnetic.

Monsters are not phonies

She's like the cartoon version of the obsessed girlfriend meme.

the existence of Jesus does not proof the existence of God :-)

I believe it's Lilo & Stitch :)

nothing wrong here... move on

Because rhinos are just an outer shell filled with air. Come on, everyone knows that!

Probably went crazy in the loneliness of captivity.

The best part is that they actually took care to make bulbasaur use his vine whips to hold on to butterfree, but completely let the zubat and squirtle issue slip...

Well you'd have to see the mother... :)

It's kinda true though.

I can scream and shout after i hit the furniture with my toe, and the pain goes away faster.

He didnt drown, he got unconcious. He was trashed by a whale and got into a coma.

DANG IT ICE KING!

Because they are made by ACME Industries

I WOULD TOO!!!

At the time she got the gloves, her powers were too weak.

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