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30 Of The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic That Dad Joke Lovers Will Appreciate
There's nothing fun about driving to your local veterinary clinic. It’s a miserable place for your pet and a nerve-wracking challenge for yourself.
Until you see an outdoor sign that makes you burst into laughter. Who knew that some vets are full-blown stand-up comedians? In fact, one vet clinic in Carroll County could easily compete in a comedy central battle. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilarious outdoor signs they’ve been putting up for three years now. Beware! Some of the pawsome jokes, corny puns, and wisdom nuggets may leave you in stitches.
After you’re done reading this one, don’t forget to check out Bored Panda’s previous two compilations of hilarious vet signs here and here.
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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic based in Westminster, Maryland is a full-service animal hospital that provides medical, dental, testing, surgical, therapeutical, and care services for four-legged companions. “We strive to treat you and your pets as part of our family,” the description reads.
But the coronavirus outbreak is changing the normal routines for vet clinics in the US. According to NBC15 News, many pet clinics have cut back on elective surgeries and are focusing mainly on essential and emergency treatments.
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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.
AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING 4 years ago
it was my freands birthday and i decided to walk to her house withe my dog and her birthday present while tring to get out the house i almost got stung by a bee and then i walked right into a spider web
Lydia Brown 4 years ago (edited)
Trail riding horseback thru the woods in central Florida was risky, especially if you were riding the tallest horse, LOL! We would start singing,"Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting" when someone hit a web, LOL! Jackie Chan would have been impressed with those moves!
Melinda Burge 4 years ago
My favourite. I once had a spider on my shoulder and discovered it on a busy main road. The 'dance' I did would have been very entertaining for the cars waiting at the traffic lights nearby.
Debbie Hayden 4 years ago
Ewww! But, LOL!! This must be a fun place to work at. (The Veterinary Clinic I worked at was not a fun place. Sigh). But, the clients were wonderful!!
SkipTheTutorial 4 years ago
I train mixed martial arts like this when walking in woods. Slowly, but surely becoming a master.
Dr. Mike Leuthner, an associate veterinarian at Petcare Animal Hospital, says that “we’re not turning anyone away if someone has an emergency.” For non-essential inquires, it’s better to have a virtual check-up or simply call your vet and follow his guidelines.
We still don’t know much about the coronavirus and whether it affects animals. But the American Veterinary Medical Association released guidelines for pet owners who have tested positive with COVID-19. “Out of an abundance of caution, it is recommended that those ill with COVID-19 limit contact with animals until more information is known about the virus," they posted on the website.
Meanwhile, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention urges us to treat pets as you would other human family members. “Do not let pets interact with people or animals outside the household.” If someone inside the house becomes sick, “isolate that person from everyone else, including pets.”
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Dutch VanZandt 4 years ago
Metaphorically speaking, of course... never had a cat that wanted to get in the car and go for a ride, especially not to the vet's.
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Draco Malfoy 4 years ago
Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either
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A Lazy Spider 4 years ago
The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars
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Hermione Granger 4 years ago
I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol
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Avery S Alberico 4 years ago
I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.
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Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.
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TiggerNick DisneyFan 4 years ago
A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
Muriel Gillespie 4 years ago
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
Monika Soffronow 4 years ago
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
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Jason Gansauer 1 year ago
All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Marlin Rose 4 years ago
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
nancy fichter 4 years ago
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
TiggerNick DisneyFan 4 years ago
A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
Muriel Gillespie 4 years ago
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
Monika Soffronow 4 years ago
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
Load More Replies... Jason Gansauer 1 year ago
All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Marlin Rose 4 years ago
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
nancy fichter 4 years ago
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
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