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30 Of The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic That Dad Joke Lovers Will Appreciate
There's nothing fun about driving to your local veterinary clinic. It’s a miserable place for your pet and a nerve-wracking challenge for yourself.
Until you see an outdoor sign that makes you burst into laughter. Who knew that some vets are full-blown stand-up comedians? In fact, one vet clinic in Carroll County could easily compete in a comedy central battle. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilarious outdoor signs they’ve been putting up for three years now. Beware! Some of the pawsome jokes, corny puns, and wisdom nuggets may leave you in stitches.
After you’re done reading this one, don’t forget to check out Bored Panda’s previous two compilations of hilarious vet signs here and here.
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Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago
Except dogs are cute and babies are not.
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Colin L 5 years ago
Where do you get your straitjacket? Osh-Kosh makes a cute one!
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kaitlyn stech 3 years ago
OMG!!!! are u really Draco Malfoy? like, from harry potter!!!!! or, are u just a random person, good for nothing person, with the avatar of a harry potter actor!? JK! bet your pretty cool. but if you are... Draco Malfoy... OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I love the harry potter movies and books. I'm obsessed. obvi!!! well, please write back to me. P.s- I'm a bumb as girl 13 year old!!! :)😇
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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
Especially at 6 a.m. and you get up to feed him and discover he still has food, he just wants company while he eats, and to say good morning.
Clare Amidei 5 years ago
My cat does this at 4. In the morning. And she sits on your bladder, too.
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
I almost don't need an alarm clock - my cat knows when it's time for me to get up.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
And when you get home from work, too. Weekends confuse them.
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Hara Harding 5 years ago
Bowl still has plenty of food, it's more of a wake up and love me call. Oh and snacktreats!
AutumntheLeaf/RainWing 5 years ago
Me: *sleeping peacefully* My cats: *start yodeling at 4 in the morning*
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic based in Westminster, Maryland is a full-service animal hospital that provides medical, dental, testing, surgical, therapeutical, and care services for four-legged companions. “We strive to treat you and your pets as part of our family,” the description reads.
But the coronavirus outbreak is changing the normal routines for vet clinics in the US. According to NBC15 News, many pet clinics have cut back on elective surgeries and are focusing mainly on essential and emergency treatments.
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Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
Had a large garden spider fall on my neck, and let me tell you, they are cold.
AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING 5 years ago
it was my freands birthday and i decided to walk to her house withe my dog and her birthday present while tring to get out the house i almost got stung by a bee and then i walked right into a spider web
Lydia Brown 5 years ago (edited)
Trail riding horseback thru the woods in central Florida was risky, especially if you were riding the tallest horse, LOL! We would start singing,"Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting" when someone hit a web, LOL! Jackie Chan would have been impressed with those moves!
Melinda Burge 5 years ago
My favourite. I once had a spider on my shoulder and discovered it on a busy main road. The 'dance' I did would have been very entertaining for the cars waiting at the traffic lights nearby.
Debbie Hayden 5 years ago
Ewww! But, LOL!! This must be a fun place to work at. (The Veterinary Clinic I worked at was not a fun place. Sigh). But, the clients were wonderful!!
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Magda Kočičková 5 years ago
I can boast every advent- finishing the chocolate calendar within a couple of days☺
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Melinda Burge 5 years ago
This is actually really clever. I was thinking it was going to be about delivery through the tummy.
Dr. Mike Leuthner, an associate veterinarian at Petcare Animal Hospital, says that “we’re not turning anyone away if someone has an emergency.” For non-essential inquires, it’s better to have a virtual check-up or simply call your vet and follow his guidelines.
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Elixir 5 years ago
Yeah that sums it up well. i never understand the point of the knight and the bushop. AKA my siblings.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
I actually read that as 'bus hop' *head shaking*
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Well, I Tried 5 years ago
Well, you've never been captain of the life team.
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Maria Espinoza 5 years ago
Beware if your back door is open late at night, or even around dinner time, the phone is not working, it's Earily quiet. Be careful ... Michael is watching you ... BOOO!!!! ‼️🗡️🎃🎑🌕🍃👻🗡️
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Avery S Alberico 5 years ago
I always write the dogs and cats calling us ''hooman''
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Lorrie Finley 5 years ago
Mine calls me "Mama," which is what I've been calling myself since I adopted her. Took her a few years to learn but when she's looking for me she calls out. She also says "yes" and "no". Well, yes is "yeah."
Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago
Thats cool but I have many questions
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OMG!!!! are u really Draco Malfoy? like, from harry potter!!!!! or, are u just a random person, good for nothing person, with the avatar of a harry potter actor!? JK! bet your pretty cool. but if you are... Draco Malfoy... OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I love the harry potter movies and books. I'm obsessed. obvi!!! well, please write back to me. P.s- I'm a bumb a*s 13 year old girl!!! :)😇
We still don’t know much about the coronavirus and whether it affects animals. But the American Veterinary Medical Association released guidelines for pet owners who have tested positive with COVID-19. “Out of an abundance of caution, it is recommended that those ill with COVID-19 limit contact with animals until more information is known about the virus," they posted on the website.
Meanwhile, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention urges us to treat pets as you would other human family members. “Do not let pets interact with people or animals outside the household.” If someone inside the house becomes sick, “isolate that person from everyone else, including pets.”
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thomas the tank engine 5 years ago
so one time I got an MRI scan done and I'm claustrophobic so they had to give me meds that pretty much made me high and while the effects of the meds were still in effect I convinced myself that my entire life was a hallucination
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Hermione Granger 5 years ago
Insomnia is the lack of sleep, and they added nom nom nom for eating.
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kaitlyn stech 3 years ago
and im a stupid napkin cuase, im only 13 years old. barley exist! lol! love you draco!
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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago
Metaphorically speaking, of course... never had a cat that wanted to get in the car and go for a ride, especially not to the vet's.
Karen Klinck 5 years ago
I had one we had to check the car far. She'd jump in when we were packing for a trip. She loves the car.
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kaitlyn stech 3 years ago
hahaha! thats true. but, i wash my two beagles, ans fart is more like what happens! hahahha
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Draco Malfoy 5 years ago
Who else just tried spelling it, only to realize that you can't either
kaitlyn stech 3 years ago
hermine! luna! draco! is this a silly prank! omg! is it really you!?
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A Lazy Spider 5 years ago
The day I'll enjoy eating healthy is the day they'll have candy bars on Mars
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Hermione Granger 5 years ago
I can think Of a lot of things that could easily take the place of decaf coffee. Lol
Draco Malfoy 5 years ago (edited)
I have a feeling that listening to Draco Malfoy is on that list......
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Pamela Storer 5 years ago
However, also if you are salicylate sensitive, and cant drink any teas, herbal or not, or chocolate, or have anything made of fruits except bananas, then you discover that when they decaffeinate the coffee it removes the rotten salicylates and now you finally have a hot drink.
Melinda Burge 5 years ago
Except when you have a benign essential tremor and drinking full-strength makes you wobble like a lightning rod
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Catlady6000 5 years ago
Kai taught myself to read upside down when I was 8. Write upside down, too, but I can't do that as well any,ore
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Sarah Simons 4 years ago
its not really a choice for me tbh. adhd is an ocean and i am a pebble riding the waves and pretending everything is fine.
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Avery S Alberico 5 years ago
I wonder if whoever makes these jokes wakes up and writes the jokes he dreamed about.
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Karen Klinck 5 years ago
If you cross a sheep-herding dog with a cantalope you get a melancholy baby...
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
What are a phantom's favorite rides at the amusement park? The roller ghoster and the scareousel.
kristin hersh 2 years ago
On my way to work I pass a little church with a message sign. The messages are inclusive and welcoming and never extreme, which is unusual for central Florida. They also have a sense of humor, with messages about the summer heat & all the free air conditioning inside. My favorite message from them was "Sign Broken. Come Inside for Message"
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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago
And not recommended by vets... unless they are covered with something they cannot remove themselves or have developed some severe 'matting'. If in doubt, consult a vet.
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Lorrie Finley 5 years ago
Does Amazon really do that? I've never ordered from them but from the number of packages with their smile logo, it looks like they ship each item individually.
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Kate Johnson 5 years ago
This old lady never heard it! (I've never been able to be a parent, though!)
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Lorrie Finley 5 years ago
Laughter burns off lots of calories. So getting together for Holidays and enjoying good food and good friends and family is a great way to eat and not worry.
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TiggerNick DisneyFan 5 years ago
A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
Muriel Gillespie 5 years ago
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
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Jason Gansauer 2 years ago
All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Marlin Rose 5 years ago
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
nancy fichter 5 years ago
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
TiggerNick DisneyFan 5 years ago
A dog thinks it is part of the family; a cat thinks you are part of the hotel staff.
Muriel Gillespie 5 years ago
We need more professionals with a sense of humour and not a sense of themselves!
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
That goes for politicians too. On second thought, especially for politicians.
Load More Replies... Jason Gansauer 2 years ago
All photoshopped. Every picture from the same angle. Zoom in and you’ll see.
Marlin Rose 5 years ago
Thanks for a laugh and smile .. needed that and some of these are truly TRUE
nancy fichter 5 years ago
What a wonderful and very funny collection! Thanks for sharing, just loved it. Thanks. Nancy Fichter
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