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Imagine a place where a goose could kill you, a moose could run through you, where winter lasts forever, and everyone runs on Tim Hortons and puts maple syrup on everything. Also, knows all of their neighbors, is incredibly polite, and befriends beavers. Sounds like something out of science fiction? Well, here is the news - this place is real, and it is called Canada - the country on top of the US. 

Of course, you’ve noticed that all of the things we’ve mentioned previously are merely a bunch of funny Canadian stereotypes - nothing less and nothing more. However, stereotypes do not just happen by themselves, and if you stick around to read these funny Canadian tweets we’ve rounded up, you’ll see that they are absolutely true and on point, albeit a little bit hyperbolized. Yup, these Canadian tweets merely confirm that nobody would say boo to a goose up there, but a goose would surely say boo to you in a blink of an eye. Furthermore, winters do last forever there, and bears are a real issue. But, all in all, these tweets about Canada from Canadians themselves also prove how beautiful and truly wonderful this country is!

Right, ready to learn more about life in Canada first hand a.k.a. from a selection of hilariously funny tweets? In a stereotypical Canadian manner, we won’t tell you to scroll down below but rather ask you kindly to please proceed to scroll until you reach the submissions. Once you’re done reading them, give the best tweets your vote if you should wish to, and share this article with your friends if you think that would be an appropriate thing to do!

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MeanwhileinCana Report

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry neighbor but I hate those flying asshøles. You need to take them back and stop letting them in our yard because they wreak havoc and shīt everywhere

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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Canadian, I often have this feeling of having a sometimes great, sometimes unhinged neighbour who's difficult to predict and mostly ignores that I exist!

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone should just dress as yetis and change Halloween into Yeti Day. You must offer candy to keep the yeti at bay or suffer a snowball attack

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my kind of party. Not too late, little to no alcohol because of next morning... or you know what? I'll just stay at home, alone

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Carter Maggard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He tripped on bluffs, attempted to steal a fire truck, then got arrested... I gotta do this! (minus the arrested part)

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok I leave the broom, can I take the car instead? Or rather, that would be a snow plow in Canada

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I love my golden retriever
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

always wondered how would I as the driver know when they are pulling me over? Does the horse have a little siren and light on it?

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Heidrance
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe it costs that much for shipping because when the delivery driver gets to Canada, they like it so much they just stay in Canada, and the shipping company loses more drivers that way...

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Nosirrow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There used to be bagged milk in Poland when I was little, I can't remember how it was stored in the fridge once opened. Poland outgrew this weird trend but Canada didn't? Odd.

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad yet funny thing is at this point, saying a place is like Florida seems to be globally understood for the most part.

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Valerie G.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking of poutine - why oh why did Michelina's stop making Poutine? It was my favourite. Hubby used to go and get me like 50 of them when they were on sale.

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