This should be #1

Bahahahahahaha, why is it true 😂😂

I live in the US and that's my favorite season too!

Depending on the day I am having, I can be amused as well as s**t scared by this.

The whole world laughs and points at the US elections

I love the aggression in that statement💀

It took me, an American, WAY too long to realize they are referring to hockey. I thought Canada had some kind of awesome bloodbath gladiator deathmatch sport that I didn't know about.

aww

Canada Gooses

wow

Deer are dumber than a box of hammers and will jump directly in front of your car when they weren't even near the road to begin with.

Canadian Geese seem nice in the UK, obviously jet lagged after migrating.

Canadian geese have invaded where I live (Southern California) and we fear them accordingly.

I used to live in a condo that had a fairly large field behind it. I looked outside one day and saw 20-30 Canadian geese in the field. They were all honking and flapping their wings in unison. It was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. It felt like I was in a Hitchcock movie.

My brother got chased by geese once, it was terrifying.

Cobra Chickens are definitely more frightening than a wolf or bear. I have been within 10 feet of all three, at one point or another, and the only one that WON'T run away from you is the goddamned Cobra Chickens

Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese!

Velociraptors with feathers...

True story - those Cobra Chickens are vicious AF!

Don't mess with those Canadian geese. They are extremely sensitive and they get mad very quickly. They are fast and can also probably outrun you.

Canada geese are a delicacy with the indigenous peoples in northern Canada.

Sully's not a big fan either

If Canadians knew I feed these nasty, invasive creatures safe table scraps every week down by the harbor. That would convince them that Americans are indeed insane.

I have Canadian geese in my state and I agree with the Canadians. I have been attacked by flocks of these birds and it wasn't fun.

they are nasty in the northern US too

Cobra Chickens!!!

We’re not real keen on the geese. Besides the aggression, they make an incredible mess which is hard to clean. I haven’t had time to wash my car for a while. There have been numerous rainstorms including the tail end of a hurricane. Where the goose shat on my car is still there. It’s been over 2 months.

No no no, they're in America too. Apparently they're FEDERALLY protected. One died at my partners warehouse that was run by a CANADIAN company. No one was allowed to move or even TOUCH the dead goose...

Have you seen Geese Teeth? Geese are blipping terrifying.

GEESE HAVE TOUNGES????

We have Canada Geese, white geese, and many varieties of duck. They seem to all get along fine, with each other, and the people that fish in the ponds, the runners and walkers that use the trails, the people that come to feed them. They are such a tourist draw that there are duck crossing signs so they don't get hit by cars going from one pond to another. And the police have absolutely held traffic for them before.

Take a dog with you. For some inexplicable reason, even in the densest pack of geese there is always a 10m wide opening for a dog.

We have a population that stopped migrating where I live. I’m in Louisiana so I assume that they are Acadians. And yes, they will go on the offensive. Often. And for no reason.

Their tongues are toothed. They have TEETH on their GODDAMNED TONGUES!!!

To all the people saying it's, "Canada Goose" it's actually both, just depends on where you are from but both are considered it's name. Similar to Coke and Cola.

True, true, true

We get Canadian geese in our school as a pit stop to the south for winter… it’s terrifying