This should be #1

Bahahahahahaha, why is it true 😂😂

I live in the US and that's my favorite season too!

Depending on the day I am having, I can be amused as well as s**t scared by this.

The whole world laughs and points at the US elections

I love the aggression in that statement💀

It took me, an American, WAY too long to realize they are referring to hockey. I thought Canada had some kind of awesome bloodbath gladiator deathmatch sport that I didn't know about.

aww

Canada Gooses

wow

Deer are dumber than a box of hammers and will jump directly in front of your car when they weren't even near the road to begin with.

Canadian Geese seem nice in the UK, obviously jet lagged after migrating.

Sure they're not Geordie lasses? Oh, hang on, they're wearing too many clothes...

sooo in Canada there's only chad mosquitoes

LOL

Driving unplowed curvy hilly backroads going home at midnight with snow deep enough on the road that it sweeps over the front of your car and over the windshield in an endless opaque wave, with the side window open so you can actually see anything, in near whiteout snowfall and well below freezing temperature, all while driving fast enough to keep your momentum to get over the hills, but slow enough not to drive off the road into a ditch, and knowing that if you mess up and get stuck, there probably won't be another vehicle along for hours and you're in for a real long walk. Yeah, real winter in the country is fun.

Oh hell, we play that in Chicago!

I've literally done this yesterday kekw

How about driving from Calgary to BC along Rogers Pass with salty slush on the windshield, forgot to fill up the windshield washer fluid, can barely see, with oncomming traffic and 18 wheelers barrelling towards you!

My defrost sucks. I just scrape the window and wipe the inside with a cloth. By the time I get to work the defrost is finally starting to work. Chevy EVs suck.

They close the main highway due to drifting snow so you divert to unclosed sideroads with exactly the same drifting snow...

Been there in the old days when the car heater was pretty iffy at best. We were just thankful we had a car of some sort to ride in. And we didn't think about the logistics we just got out and went. No biggie.

True

Either carve out a hole with the scraper or desperately spray defrost wiper fluid every other second as you drive...

This was literally me this morning.

Kevin!!!

Finland here! At winter the sun doesn’t even rise for 51 days 😅

Why do you have your girlfriend still saved as -Name Hinge-?????

well lemme just tell you guys im not excited to become an adult🤠

same thing at the beach in Australia if you eat hot potato chips and the seagulls notice.

That's actually pretty accurate, except that the Facebook part should read "We know you bought a toaster yesterday. Here are some 20 ads for toaster ovens if you wished to buy 5 more"

Well, thank you.

me

Stunning

That's me!!!!! In southern Spain!!!!

Finally!!! They have color!!!!

surpriseeeee mfker

We're with you Canada, we're with you in Europe

You had me at poutine.

Oh boy he can

The UK actually has the lowest drinking age of 5. You can drink alcohol at home/private parties at 5. You can drink alcohol with a meal at a restaurant at the age of 16 but you can't outright buy alcohol by itself until you are 18.

The transport trucks in Ontario are notorious for anything before 10 am. You learn not to follow close as an entire car made of snow could come off their roof in 1 go

Used to travel a lot for work and I tell you each town/city has the same bar, with the moose head on the wall, that same carpet, tables and chairs.

5) just dont drive and starve

As in "I know this tree"?

Yes!

I like it so much that you can just do that with your phone now while staying in the car (choosing and unlocking the pump, plus paying afterwards). At least here in Denmark

As a Saskatchewan boy, I agree with this.

Not only canadian

Bwahahahaha

Unsolicited context provider: Mississauga is a city in the province of Ontario and serves as a major mail hub. If unlucky, your parcel will get stuck in the Canadian Bermuda triangle for quite some time.