This should be #1

Bahahahahahaha, why is it true 😂😂

I live in the US and that's my favorite season too!

Depending on the day I am having, I can be amused as well as s**t scared by this.

The whole world laughs and points at the US elections

I love the aggression in that statement💀

It took me, an American, WAY too long to realize they are referring to hockey. I thought Canada had some kind of awesome bloodbath gladiator deathmatch sport that I didn't know about.

aww

Canada Gooses

wow

Deer are dumber than a box of hammers and will jump directly in front of your car when they weren't even near the road to begin with.

Canadian Geese seem nice in the UK, obviously jet lagged after migrating.

Sure they're not Geordie lasses? Oh, hang on, they're wearing too many clothes...

sooo in Canada there's only chad mosquitoes

LOL

We've got healthcare at least if it continues to hurt! :p

She is the Swan Master.

Nah. He's wincing cuz his butt's freezing.

and the hairs in your nose freeze when you go outside

I left Minnesota with the same thoughts.

And the geese and swans don't get cold feet.

Lolololol

Well at the time it was because I was going to school there. Then I got a job. Then I realized that family members I only wanted to see once a year would only venture out during summer because they are wimps.

Canadian BPs, How cold does it get in your part of Canada? (I’m American so if you could share the number in both C and F that’d be stellar because I can’t convert that in my mind like you amazing non-USers).

I am glad I live in Vancouver. The air doesn't hurt here.

This morning it was 40 F in my Texas town and the air hurt :(

But Mom look at all the fun bird toys

That's me every winter within mild, climate change winters.

Giant spiders. Nuff said

My little void gets that look when it's c-c-c-cold outside - but, she'll play and burrow in the fresh snow if the temp is mild. It's as adorable as it is unexpected!! 😻😹

Driving unplowed curvy hilly backroads going home at midnight with snow deep enough on the road that it sweeps over the front of your car and over the windshield in an endless opaque wave, with the side window open so you can actually see anything, in near whiteout snowfall and well below freezing temperature, all while driving fast enough to keep your momentum to get over the hills, but slow enough not to drive off the road into a ditch, and knowing that if you mess up and get stuck, there probably won't be another vehicle along for hours and you're in for a real long walk. Yeah, real winter in the country is fun.

Kevin!!!

Finland here! At winter the sun doesn’t even rise for 51 days 😅

Why do you have your girlfriend still saved as -Name Hinge-?????

well lemme just tell you guys im not excited to become an adult🤠

same thing at the beach in Australia if you eat hot potato chips and the seagulls notice.

That's actually pretty accurate, except that the Facebook part should read "We know you bought a toaster yesterday. Here are some 20 ads for toaster ovens if you wished to buy 5 more"

Well, thank you.

me

Stunning

That's me!!!!! In southern Spain!!!!

Finally!!! They have color!!!!

surpriseeeee mfker

We're with you Canada, we're with you in Europe

You had me at poutine.

Oh boy he can

The UK actually has the lowest drinking age of 5. You can drink alcohol at home/private parties at 5. You can drink alcohol with a meal at a restaurant at the age of 16 but you can't outright buy alcohol by itself until you are 18.

The transport trucks in Ontario are notorious for anything before 10 am. You learn not to follow close as an entire car made of snow could come off their roof in 1 go

Used to travel a lot for work and I tell you each town/city has the same bar, with the moose head on the wall, that same carpet, tables and chairs.

5) just dont drive and starve

As in "I know this tree"?

Yes!

I like it so much that you can just do that with your phone now while staying in the car (choosing and unlocking the pump, plus paying afterwards). At least here in Denmark

As a Saskatchewan boy, I agree with this.

Not only canadian

Bwahahahaha

Unsolicited context provider: Mississauga is a city in the province of Ontario and serves as a major mail hub. If unlucky, your parcel will get stuck in the Canadian Bermuda triangle for quite some time.