This should be #1

Bahahahahahaha, why is it true 😂😂

I live in the US and that's my favorite season too!

Depending on the day I am having, I can be amused as well as s**t scared by this.

The whole world laughs and points at the US elections

I love the aggression in that statement💀

It took me, an American, WAY too long to realize they are referring to hockey. I thought Canada had some kind of awesome bloodbath gladiator deathmatch sport that I didn't know about.

aww

Canada Gooses

wow

Deer are dumber than a box of hammers and will jump directly in front of your car when they weren't even near the road to begin with.

Canadian Geese seem nice in the UK, obviously jet lagged after migrating.

Sure they're not Geordie lasses? Oh, hang on, they're wearing too many clothes...

sooo in Canada there's only chad mosquitoes

LOL

Driving unplowed curvy hilly backroads going home at midnight with snow deep enough on the road that it sweeps over the front of your car and over the windshield in an endless opaque wave, with the side window open so you can actually see anything, in near whiteout snowfall and well below freezing temperature, all while driving fast enough to keep your momentum to get over the hills, but slow enough not to drive off the road into a ditch, and knowing that if you mess up and get stuck, there probably won't be another vehicle along for hours and you're in for a real long walk. Yeah, real winter in the country is fun.

Kevin!!!

Finland here! At winter the sun doesn’t even rise for 51 days 😅

Why do you have your girlfriend still saved as -Name Hinge-?????

well lemme just tell you guys im not excited to become an adult🤠

same thing at the beach in Australia if you eat hot potato chips and the seagulls notice.

That's actually pretty accurate, except that the Facebook part should read "We know you bought a toaster yesterday. Here are some 20 ads for toaster ovens if you wished to buy 5 more"

I know this post is about Canada, but there is a video on YouTube channel "its a southern thing" called "if delivery companies were santa". It is hilarious

Lol so true Amazon be like your package is 3 stops away but USPS will say expected delivery date 10/17 by 9pm then suddenly at 4 it’s shows expected 10/18…like wtf did the driver give up in the middle of the route?!?

Canada Post sounds like USPS. I am still waiting on a package from nearly 2 years ago.

Canada post: "New phone, who dis?"

Tf? In my city (🇨🇦) UPS isn't that great either. All the couriers listed here suck so bad. Amazon is the least of these evils, sad to say.

I ordered a futon two days ago. So far, targeted advertising is only showing me futons. I just don't understand that. I bought it, it's over. Show me something useful. And yes, Canada post is mostly useless. FedEx so far is the one that doesn't cause headaches.

In my experience, FedEx is wonderful. Ups not so much. In my area,the Ups drivers often just throw packages on to the muddy yard or driveway. Then they lie about it. FedEx drivers often phone me to ensure they are at the right place.

Everyday

Yep..

Don't forget about Google shopping :you were looking for appliances, now let's make all your ads through the internet about them. EVERY Single One.

FedEx: 1. We didn't feel like driving all the way to your house so you can pick up your items half way across town. OR 2. Here's a misshapen lump that used to be a box, good luck with that we hope it was fragile.

Definitely add to FedEx: your package will most likely include the footprints of several workers who all played hackey sack with your order while blazed out of their minds on coke/meth. USPS would be: your package will most likely be put in the wrong mailbox/porch. Good luck getting anyone at the post office to pick up the phone. UPS needs: your driver will most likely yeet your order out of their truck in the general direction of your house while doing 90 in a 20.. Add to Amazon: It MIGHT be an Amazon employee that delivers your order but there's a good chance it'll just be brad in his 87 Tacoma that hasn't been serviced since 89, using Amazon flex, driving in the rain, with your order in the open bed of his truck.

...pakidge? :(

Well, thank you.

me

Stunning

That's me!!!!! In southern Spain!!!!

Finally!!! They have color!!!!

surpriseeeee mfker

We're with you Canada, we're with you in Europe

You had me at poutine.

Oh boy he can

The UK actually has the lowest drinking age of 5. You can drink alcohol at home/private parties at 5. You can drink alcohol with a meal at a restaurant at the age of 16 but you can't outright buy alcohol by itself until you are 18.

The transport trucks in Ontario are notorious for anything before 10 am. You learn not to follow close as an entire car made of snow could come off their roof in 1 go

Used to travel a lot for work and I tell you each town/city has the same bar, with the moose head on the wall, that same carpet, tables and chairs.

5) just dont drive and starve

As in "I know this tree"?

Yes!

I like it so much that you can just do that with your phone now while staying in the car (choosing and unlocking the pump, plus paying afterwards). At least here in Denmark