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The average U.S. wedding cake costs around $350, according to Thumbtack. What does it tell us? Well, apparently not much.

Because no matter how much we adore those beautiful pieces of confectionary art we see in Instagram pics, family photos, and window displays, the reality is sometimes different. Not all cakes are worthy of compliments. Some look barely edible. Others send the wrong message. And the rest… are something you wouldn't feed your dog.

This hilarious Facebook group is a safe place to share these sweet food monstrosities and it’s called “Cake Shaming.” Below we wrapped up some of the funniest examples people shared there, so enjoy!

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Hmmm

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JoMeBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The eyes! The teeth! The noodle mane! This is definitely a " don't quit your day job" cake.

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No matter what the occasion, cakes have always been a staple of celebrations. From birthday cakes to wedding cakes, cakes have been enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures for centuries. From traditional favorites like chocolate cake and vanilla cake to modern creations like red velvet cake and rainbow cake, there’s something for everyone’s palate.

Cakes can be made from a variety of ingredients, from classic white, yellow, and devil’s food cake to fruit-flavored cake and gluten-free cake. Decorations for cakes range from simple frosting and sprinkles to more intricate fondant designs.

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Mickysixxx
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes things need to be shared for the greater joy, you're not horrible lol

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Bored Panda reached out to Lily Jones, the owner of Lily Vanilli, the creative East London bakery creating customizable dream cakes and bespoke wedding cakes, who shared some insights into the current cake trends, as well as shared the most unusual cake she created.

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“We're seeing a huge trend for more artistic, asymmetrical, imperfect cakes, often with deliberately messy piping, misshapen and with fresh flowers artfully positioned/stuck into the cake,” Lily told us.

“This has been cool and strange to see in equal measure as they're very reminiscent of the cakes I was making for the first 5 years of Lily Vanilli (scroll right back on my Instagram to see). I had my first commission for one the other day and it was a really nostalgic experience."

Lily also said that it's been interesting seeing this go full circle: “In 2008 I was making messy cakes in response to the perfectly piped cakes that were around forever, it was all fresh flowers and rough around the edges, then since 2018, we got hugely into retro piping, and now we're seeing the response to that again!”

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When it comes to ordering cakes for a special occasion, Lily said that the cake is such a statement that it's important to people that it reflects their unique tastes. “So they will consider the style and colors, all the way down to the tiny details that make it bespoke.”

“Beyond that, the flavor is hugely important, and multiple tiers allow people to cater to all their guests' tastes,” she added.

#10

Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

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#11

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

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#12

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

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It's also important to consider how the cake will look in photos, Lily explained. “So positioning in the venue can be really crucial - it's always sad to see a spectacular cake with loads of story and thought behind it get placed in front of a speaker or worse, or somewhere it won't photograph well. Lighting is important too!”

When asked what was the most unusual cake Lily has ever created, she recounted her first book. “It was a zombie-themed, B-movie inspired, a comic book illustrated guide to cake decorating, so as you can imagine, for a while I was getting a lot of fabulously weird commissions. I've made a life-sized replica of someone's boyfriend's head, multiple heart and brain cakes, a cow heart cake for a music video, a dead pigeon... it's a long list!”

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#15

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

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#17

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Lyyyy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks so cute and pretty! It is actually quite small, like look at those crackers. Salty cakes are a thing, all right.

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#18

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

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#19

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww. This happened to us. It was a super hot day, and the venue's refrigerator stopped working. The cake melted into itself and looked awful. It still tasted great. The poor caterer was more upset then my wife or I (she was a guest and baked the cake as our wedding gift).

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#20

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

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JoMeBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a cow and Davey Jones' (Pirates of the Caribbean) love child...

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#23

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

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#25

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

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#27

Its Meant To Be Gold

Its Meant To Be Gold

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? Baby poop green is is very in for weddings right now, it's what all the celebrities use.

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#28

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

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#30

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

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#31

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

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#36

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

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Kensi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What or who is killer Bella? It's the second cake with caption like this and I honestly have no idea

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#39

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

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#41

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, you don't remember the famous Star Wars sombrero? The one Luke wore in episode 5?

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#42

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

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#43

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

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#49

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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#50

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

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#52

Posted In A Cake Hack Group. Taking Cake "Hack" To New Levels

Posted In A Cake Hack Group. Taking Cake "Hack" To New Levels

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#55

Posted On An Aquarium Page…

Posted On An Aquarium Page…

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Lama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this nana is doing something personal and sweet.

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#56

I Ordered This Cake For My Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free

I Ordered This Cake For My Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free

And I told them I wanted it black with orange for Halloween vibes. And this is what I picked up. Needless to say I didn’t pay for it. I don’t get where the problem was considering I chose a cake off their website. Just changed the color. Tasted just as it looks

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Domi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the idea of a Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free cake. It's a reason to have a cake and be happy.

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#58

I’m Sorry If You’re In This Group But I Believe The 11 Year Old You Made This For Could Have Done Better

I’m Sorry If You’re In This Group But I Believe The 11 Year Old You Made This For Could Have Done Better

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could've been a little neater, but it's not bad. At least you can tell what it's supposed to be!

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#59

Found In The Comment Of A Mom Group I’m In! She Said “It Was A Two Day Project”

Found In The Comment Of A Mom Group I’m In! She Said “It Was A Two Day Project”

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#60

My Brother And His Wife Are Avid Campers And Decided To Have A Small Ceremony In The Bush Where We Camp. I Gifted Them The Cake And Thought Camping Theme Was Perfect. I Didn't Even Notice Until My Sister In Law Pointed It Out, Anyone Else See What's Wrong With The Tent "Flaps"

My Brother And His Wife Are Avid Campers And Decided To Have A Small Ceremony In The Bush Where We Camp. I Gifted Them The Cake And Thought Camping Theme Was Perfect. I Didn't Even Notice Until My Sister In Law Pointed It Out, Anyone Else See What's Wrong With The Tent "Flaps"

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#61

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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Domi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That price? Really? I don't know what the prices are in the USA, but I calculated it according to the exchange rate (in euros it's €1131.57), for which I could buy, for example, an electric bicycle.

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#63

Hmmm

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see nothing wrong with this. Just your average, everyday demon egg casings. The black goo means they're going to hatch soon! Not sure why it's on a post about cakes though...

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#64

At Least It Wasn’t A Customer Order…? Mmmmkay

At Least It Wasn’t A Customer Order…? Mmmmkay

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#65

Hmmm

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Spocks's Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spots are too round and at least one needs to be draped over the edge.

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#66

Left: The Ops Request. Right: The Local Bakery's Interpretation

Left: The Ops Request. Right: The Local Bakery's Interpretation

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#68

Found In The Wild On My Fb Feed. People Are Saying It's Amazing... I Think It Looks Like 💩 😬 😳

Found In The Wild On My Fb Feed. People Are Saying It's Amazing... I Think It Looks Like 💩 😬 😳

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#69

She Was Laughing At Herself In The Tiktok. I Thought It Was Too Funny Not To Share. It’s Supposed To Be Her Dad Relaxing In His Chair

She Was Laughing At Herself In The Tiktok. I Thought It Was Too Funny Not To Share. It’s Supposed To Be Her Dad Relaxing In His Chair

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#70

My Friend Typically Makes Great Designs, But The Literal Screwdriver Took Me Out

My Friend Typically Makes Great Designs, But The Literal Screwdriver Took Me Out

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#72

Just Because They Have A Business Doesn't Mean They Should Be Making Cakes/Desserts

Just Because They Have A Business Doesn't Mean They Should Be Making Cakes/Desserts

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#73

Someone Commented That It Was Good For A Novice And She Replied That She’s A Professional Baker

Someone Commented That It Was Good For A Novice And She Replied That She’s A Professional Baker

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#74

It’s A Campfire…… Cute Idea, Poor Execution In So Many Ways

It’s A Campfire…… Cute Idea, Poor Execution In So Many Ways

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#77

Noice

Noice

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is way better than I could've done on a first attempt. Or a 6th attempt for that matter.

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#78

My Personal Favorite Is The Line Of Green Frosting That Just Doesn’t Go At All

My Personal Favorite Is The Line Of Green Frosting That Just Doesn’t Go At All

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#83

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Tara Moov
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She did great! Only professional bakers charging for said cakes should be held accountable in this thread.

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#84

A Coworker Of Mine Is Is Starting Up A Side Business Selling Cakes. She Just Did This Cake And Cake Pops For A Baby Shower

A Coworker Of Mine Is Is Starting Up A Side Business Selling Cakes. She Just Did This Cake And Cake Pops For A Baby Shower

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fair_weather_rose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First glance: "it's a little lopsided, but it's still cute" second look: "what in gods name is wrong with that baby?!"

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#85

Local Baker [he Does It As A Side-Job] Just Posted This Cake & His Caption Appropriately Describes My Thoughts About The Cake!

Local Baker [he Does It As A Side-Job] Just Posted This Cake & His Caption Appropriately Describes My Thoughts About The Cake!

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#86

Ordered A Cake At Giant For My Friends Baby Shower, Ordered It Out Of The Book They Had At The Bakery. Left Is What I Ordered, Right Is What They Gave Me. Obviously Not What I Ordered At All

Ordered A Cake At Giant For My Friends Baby Shower, Ordered It Out Of The Book They Had At The Bakery. Left Is What I Ordered, Right Is What They Gave Me. Obviously Not What I Ordered At All

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone would think the bakery didn't look at their own book to see how they were supposed to decorate it.

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#87

It Still Tasted Delicious, And The Writing Gave Us A Really Good Laugh. I Think Some Poor Unprepared Soul Was Thrown Into The Cake Writing Job! Happy 8th Birthday Kadin

It Still Tasted Delicious, And The Writing Gave Us A Really Good Laugh. I Think Some Poor Unprepared Soul Was Thrown Into The Cake Writing Job! Happy 8th Birthday Kadin

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#89

But Is It Though?

But Is It Though?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose they were going for Captain Rex... like what would happen to him, if he fell into an incinerator.

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#91

From A Professional Baker. Who I Almost Booked For My Wedding

From A Professional Baker. Who I Almost Booked For My Wedding

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#93

This Poor Wedding Cake…

This Poor Wedding Cake…

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#94

Hmmm

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay as I unicorn 🦄 lover, I approve! Very pretty and doesn’t belong on this list.

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#95

I Think This Person May Not Like Their Daughter In Law All That Much 🤢

I Think This Person May Not Like Their Daughter In Law All That Much 🤢

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Biofish23
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This just looks like a basic homemade cake, the only thing shame worthy here is the dirty background.

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#97

Sloppy. Posted On Professional Bakery Website. $75!!!!

Sloppy. Posted On Professional Bakery Website. $75!!!!

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#99

For Context: The Rectangle Cake Is What Was Advertised And The Circle Cake Is What Was Delivered 😂

For Context: The Rectangle Cake Is What Was Advertised And The Circle Cake Is What Was Delivered 😂

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#100

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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Purple Sprinkles
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not acctually the price, it's a place holder on Facebook Marketplace. They usually do that when the price varies by size and style.

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but this doesn't really look like Molang other than it's a white bunny. Molang is round, so it doesn't transfer well to a cake this way. Should have done it as a decoration, not make the cake on the side.

Libstak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can charge whatever they like, it's not like there will be anyone willing to pay for these monstrosities.

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#101

At A Local Wedding Venue. Even For A Grooms Cake It’s Awful

At A Local Wedding Venue. Even For A Grooms Cake It’s Awful

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Tara Moov
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor taste doesn't mean poorly done. But they could have tried making the cans out of cake instead of putting real ones on top. That will be one ugly divot as soon as they're lifted off!

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#105

One Of The Kardashian Kids, Birthday Cakes. What Poor Execution

One Of The Kardashian Kids, Birthday Cakes. What Poor Execution

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#107

This Baker Usually Makes Really Beautiful Cakes, But I Feel Like This One Was A Miss. Supposed To Be Disco Themed

This Baker Usually Makes Really Beautiful Cakes, But I Feel Like This One Was A Miss. Supposed To Be Disco Themed

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Lama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see why you would shame this. Might not be your taste, but I'd like to see you try making a nicer one!

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#108

It’s The Eyes For Me

It’s The Eyes For Me

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno, this took some effort. If Ariel is not a doll and she’s made out of fondant and gum paste…I’d say that’s pretty dang nice.

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