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The average U.S. wedding cake costs around $350, according to Thumbtack. What does it tell us? Well, apparently not much.

Because no matter how much we adore those beautiful pieces of confectionary art we see in Instagram pics, family photos, and window displays, the reality is sometimes different. Not all cakes are worthy of compliments. Some look barely edible. Others send the wrong message. And the rest… are something you wouldn't feed your dog.

This hilarious Facebook group is a safe place to share these sweet food monstrosities and it’s called “Cake Shaming.” Below we wrapped up some of the funniest examples people shared there, so enjoy!

No matter what the occasion, cakes have always been a staple of celebrations. From birthday cakes to wedding cakes, cakes have been enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures for centuries. From traditional favorites like chocolate cake and vanilla cake to modern creations like red velvet cake and rainbow cake, there’s something for everyone’s palate.

Cakes can be made from a variety of ingredients, from classic white, yellow, and devil’s food cake to fruit-flavored cake and gluten-free cake. Decorations for cakes range from simple frosting and sprinkles to more intricate fondant designs.

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Well Looks Like Hell Has Finally Frozen Over

Well Looks Like Hell Has Finally Frozen Over

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Bored Panda reached out to Lily Jones, the owner of Lily Vanilli, the creative East London bakery creating customizable dream cakes and bespoke wedding cakes, who shared some insights into the current cake trends, as well as shared the most unusual cake she created.

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“We're seeing a huge trend for more artistic, asymmetrical, imperfect cakes, often with deliberately messy piping, misshapen and with fresh flowers artfully positioned/stuck into the cake,” Lily told us.

“This has been cool and strange to see in equal measure as they're very reminiscent of the cakes I was making for the first 5 years of Lily Vanilli (scroll right back on my Instagram to see). I had my first commission for one the other day and it was a really nostalgic experience."

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A Duck Cake, Or Paralysis Demon...?

A Duck Cake, Or Paralysis Demon...?

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Found This One In "Just Disney"

Found This One In "Just Disney"

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Lily also said that it's been interesting seeing this go full circle: “In 2008 I was making messy cakes in response to the perfectly piped cakes that were around forever, it was all fresh flowers and rough around the edges, then since 2018, we got hugely into retro piping, and now we're seeing the response to that again!”

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#7

He Might Be A Little Beyond Help

He Might Be A Little Beyond Help

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#8

Hmmm.... Pickle Cheesecake With Pretzel Crust

Hmmm.... Pickle Cheesecake With Pretzel Crust

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#9

Ummm....what? This Unicorn Has See Some Things In Life

Ummm....what? This Unicorn Has See Some Things In Life

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When it comes to ordering cakes for a special occasion, Lily said that the cake is such a statement that it's important to people that it reflects their unique tastes. “So they will consider the style and colors, all the way down to the tiny details that make it bespoke.”

“Beyond that, the flavor is hugely important, and multiple tiers allow people to cater to all their guests' tastes,” she added.

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Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

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#11

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

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#12

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

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It's also important to consider how the cake will look in photos, Lily explained. “So positioning in the venue can be really crucial - it's always sad to see a spectacular cake with loads of story and thought behind it get placed in front of a speaker or worse, or somewhere it won't photograph well. Lighting is important too!”

When asked what was the most unusual cake Lily has ever created, she recounted her first book. “It was a zombie-themed, B-movie inspired, a comic book illustrated guide to cake decorating, so as you can imagine, for a while I was getting a lot of fabulously weird commissions. I've made a life-sized replica of someone's boyfriend's head, multiple heart and brain cakes, a cow heart cake for a music video, a dead pigeon... it's a long list!”

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Found In A Marketplace Listing

Found In A Marketplace Listing

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#14

First Of All…. What Is It? Second, $75?

First Of All…. What Is It? Second, $75?

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#15

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

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#16

I Wanna Cry

I Wanna Cry

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#18

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

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#19

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

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#20

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

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#21

Seen For A Halloween Party. I Mean It Is Scary

Seen For A Halloween Party. I Mean It Is Scary

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#22

A Friend Of A Friend Paid For This

A Friend Of A Friend Paid For This

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#23

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

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#24

A Drake Cake

A Drake Cake

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#25

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

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#27

Its Meant To Be Gold

Its Meant To Be Gold

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#28

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

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#29

Away In A Manger …

Away In A Manger …

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#30

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

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#31

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

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#33

Might Be The "Rope" That Does It For Me Lol

Might Be The "Rope" That Does It For Me Lol

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#36

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

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#38

Okay Probably A Joke But Still

Okay Probably A Joke But Still

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#39

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

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#40

Stitch Or Glitch?

Stitch Or Glitch?

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#41

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

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#42

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

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#43

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

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#44

Someone Tried To Make Bluey

Someone Tried To Make Bluey

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#46

What's Goin On Here?

What's Goin On Here?

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#48

Bakery Posted This

Bakery Posted This

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These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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#50

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

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#52

Posted In A Cake Hack Group. Taking Cake "Hack" To New Levels

Posted In A Cake Hack Group. Taking Cake "Hack" To New Levels

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#55

Posted On An Aquarium Page…

Posted On An Aquarium Page…

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#56

I Ordered This Cake For My Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free

I Ordered This Cake For My Husbands 10 Years Cancer Free

And I told them I wanted it black with orange for Halloween vibes. And this is what I picked up. Needless to say I didn’t pay for it. I don’t get where the problem was considering I chose a cake off their website. Just changed the color. Tasted just as it looks

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#57

I’m Howling

I’m Howling

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#58

I’m Sorry If You’re In This Group But I Believe The 11 Year Old You Made This For Could Have Done Better

I’m Sorry If You’re In This Group But I Believe The 11 Year Old You Made This For Could Have Done Better

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#59

Found In The Comment Of A Mom Group I’m In! She Said “It Was A Two Day Project”

Found In The Comment Of A Mom Group I’m In! She Said “It Was A Two Day Project”

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#60

My Brother And His Wife Are Avid Campers And Decided To Have A Small Ceremony In The Bush Where We Camp. I Gifted Them The Cake And Thought Camping Theme Was Perfect. I Didn't Even Notice Until My Sister In Law Pointed It Out, Anyone Else See What's Wrong With The Tent "Flaps"

My Brother And His Wife Are Avid Campers And Decided To Have A Small Ceremony In The Bush Where We Camp. I Gifted Them The Cake And Thought Camping Theme Was Perfect. I Didn't Even Notice Until My Sister In Law Pointed It Out, Anyone Else See What's Wrong With The Tent "Flaps"

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#61

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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#64

At Least It Wasn’t A Customer Order…? Mmmmkay

At Least It Wasn’t A Customer Order…? Mmmmkay

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#66

Left: The Ops Request. Right: The Local Bakery's Interpretation

Left: The Ops Request. Right: The Local Bakery's Interpretation

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#67

Your Killing Them

Your Killing Them

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#68

Found In The Wild On My Fb Feed. People Are Saying It's Amazing... I Think It Looks Like 💩 😬 😳

Found In The Wild On My Fb Feed. People Are Saying It's Amazing... I Think It Looks Like 💩 😬 😳

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#69

She Was Laughing At Herself In The Tiktok. I Thought It Was Too Funny Not To Share. It’s Supposed To Be Her Dad Relaxing In His Chair

She Was Laughing At Herself In The Tiktok. I Thought It Was Too Funny Not To Share. It’s Supposed To Be Her Dad Relaxing In His Chair

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#70

My Friend Typically Makes Great Designs, But The Literal Screwdriver Took Me Out

My Friend Typically Makes Great Designs, But The Literal Screwdriver Took Me Out

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#72

Just Because They Have A Business Doesn't Mean They Should Be Making Cakes/Desserts

Just Because They Have A Business Doesn't Mean They Should Be Making Cakes/Desserts

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#73

Someone Commented That It Was Good For A Novice And She Replied That She’s A Professional Baker

Someone Commented That It Was Good For A Novice And She Replied That She’s A Professional Baker

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#74

It’s A Campfire…… Cute Idea, Poor Execution In So Many Ways

It’s A Campfire…… Cute Idea, Poor Execution In So Many Ways

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#75

Hmmm… (Posted In My Local Marketplace)

Hmmm… (Posted In My Local Marketplace)

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#78

My Personal Favorite Is The Line Of Green Frosting That Just Doesn’t Go At All

My Personal Favorite Is The Line Of Green Frosting That Just Doesn’t Go At All

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#80

0 Points For Gryffindor

0 Points For Gryffindor

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#84

A Coworker Of Mine Is Is Starting Up A Side Business Selling Cakes. She Just Did This Cake And Cake Pops For A Baby Shower

A Coworker Of Mine Is Is Starting Up A Side Business Selling Cakes. She Just Did This Cake And Cake Pops For A Baby Shower

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#85

Local Baker [he Does It As A Side-Job] Just Posted This Cake & His Caption Appropriately Describes My Thoughts About The Cake!

Local Baker [he Does It As A Side-Job] Just Posted This Cake & His Caption Appropriately Describes My Thoughts About The Cake!

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#86

Ordered A Cake At Giant For My Friends Baby Shower, Ordered It Out Of The Book They Had At The Bakery. Left Is What I Ordered, Right Is What They Gave Me. Obviously Not What I Ordered At All

Ordered A Cake At Giant For My Friends Baby Shower, Ordered It Out Of The Book They Had At The Bakery. Left Is What I Ordered, Right Is What They Gave Me. Obviously Not What I Ordered At All

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It Still Tasted Delicious, And The Writing Gave Us A Really Good Laugh. I Think Some Poor Unprepared Soul Was Thrown Into The Cake Writing Job! Happy 8th Birthday Kadin

It Still Tasted Delicious, And The Writing Gave Us A Really Good Laugh. I Think Some Poor Unprepared Soul Was Thrown Into The Cake Writing Job! Happy 8th Birthday Kadin

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#89

But Is It Though?

But Is It Though?

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#90

Found This In My Local Buy And Sell

Found This In My Local Buy And Sell

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#91

From A Professional Baker. Who I Almost Booked For My Wedding

From A Professional Baker. Who I Almost Booked For My Wedding

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#92

The Lashes Too

The Lashes Too

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#93

This Poor Wedding Cake…

This Poor Wedding Cake…

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#95

I Think This Person May Not Like Their Daughter In Law All That Much 🤢

I Think This Person May Not Like Their Daughter In Law All That Much 🤢

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#97

Sloppy. Posted On Professional Bakery Website. $75!!!!

Sloppy. Posted On Professional Bakery Website. $75!!!!

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#98

Saw This Cake Today Omg Looks Like A Kid Did It

Saw This Cake Today Omg Looks Like A Kid Did It

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#99

For Context: The Rectangle Cake Is What Was Advertised And The Circle Cake Is What Was Delivered 😂

For Context: The Rectangle Cake Is What Was Advertised And The Circle Cake Is What Was Delivered 😂

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#100

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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#101

At A Local Wedding Venue. Even For A Grooms Cake It’s Awful

At A Local Wedding Venue. Even For A Grooms Cake It’s Awful

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#102

My Local Bakery

My Local Bakery

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#104

What They Wanted And What They Got

What They Wanted And What They Got

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#105

One Of The Kardashian Kids, Birthday Cakes. What Poor Execution

One Of The Kardashian Kids, Birthday Cakes. What Poor Execution

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#106

Saw This Posted This Morning

Saw This Posted This Morning

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#107

This Baker Usually Makes Really Beautiful Cakes, But I Feel Like This One Was A Miss. Supposed To Be Disco Themed

This Baker Usually Makes Really Beautiful Cakes, But I Feel Like This One Was A Miss. Supposed To Be Disco Themed

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#108

It’s The Eyes For Me

It’s The Eyes For Me

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