You've probably heard about his majesty, the king and the queen of all the delicious cakes smothered with whipped cream, the hedgehog cake. Started as a sincere baking fail by someone who thought that making such a dessert would be a walk in the park, it quickly turned into an internet craze with people deliberately making the worst hedgehog cakes out there. Take a look at some wonderfully awful examples in our previous entry right here.
But a hedgehog cake is far from the only way a cake can turn from good to decent, and then drop to a monstrosity. In fact, confectionery is the perfect environment for some of the funniest, craziest and unexpected fails worthy of a place in the camera roll hall of fame.
So today, we compiled a list with some of the most stomach-churning cakes that show you to be careful what you wish for and do not underestimate a carrot cake that your local bakery is nailing effortlessly. It doesn’t mean you will nail it too.
Scroll down, upvote your favorite pics and be sure to check out our previous posts with cakes with threatening auras, cakes made by decorators who took instructions too literally, and expectations vs. reality-type of cakes.
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My Cousin Wanted Cake And Ordered One. Told The Bakers To Write Whatever They Wanted Because It Was For Just For Her Anyways
My Mom Knows I Like Hedgehogs, She Said I Couldn’t Come In The Kitchen All Day She She Spent All Day Making Me A Surprise Birthday Cake. Love You Mom
My Mom Ordered A Graduation Cake With A Cap Drawn On. I Guess They Misheard
As we can all clearly see from this post, confectionery is one hell of an art form not everyone was born to master. The skill, dedication, time and eye for detail that go into a beautiful piece are immeasurable, and so it’s only fair that when trying to recreate them at home, people will fail. And they will miserably.
One of the greatest symbols of cake fails is the one and only, notorious hedgehog cake. With so many absurdly bad attempts at recreating this edible monstrosity, it has become a meme in itself. Now, more and more people are embracing the horrible looks of the hedgehog cake, trying to make their own representation of it.
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Baby Yoda Cake
So we spoke with Corinne Mankoo, the Co-Director of April's Baker who shared some very interesting insights on the ugly hedgehog cakes, as well as a simple cake recipe that anyone could make! “First of all, who doesn't find hedgehogs cute? Of course, so many people attempt to recreate them,” Corinne said.
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Dear God No..
“However, although the cake might look simple, when it comes to it, some people find that's not the case. It's almost become a trend now to take on the hedgehog cake challenge and share how badly you fail at it,” she explained. According to Corinne, what makes the hedgehog cake that ugly is its teeth. “Why do people insist on adding creepy human teeth? Surely that's a recipe for a disturbing disaster,” she said.
My Son Turned 1 Yesterday. This Was The Topper To His Space Themed Cake. Left Is What We Ordered, Right Is What We Got
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My Buddy’s Girlfriend Farted In Front Of Him For The First Time. He Got A Cake For The Occasion
For anyone who’s had enough of the bad tries at making a cake, Corinne was happy to share a recipe for a mini chocolate cake (serves 6) that will put a smile on anyone’s face who tries it. So take out your notebooks, everyone!
“Chocolate ganache: 350 g dark chocolate chips, 400 ml double cream. Weigh the chocolate chips in a bowl. Heat the double cream in a pan on a medium heat until steaming. Pour the hot cream onto the chocolate chips. Whisk together until all the chocolate is melted and you have a smooth ganache. Set aside for several hours to cool, or pop in the fridge until the ganache starts to set.”
“Chocolate sponge: 82 g all-purpose flour; 24 g cocoa powder; 56 g light brown sugar; 75 g caster sugar; 1 large egg; 0.75 tsp baking soda; 0.25 tsp baking powder; Pinch of salt; 0.5 tsp espresso powder; 0.5 tsp vanilla extract; 45 ml olive oil; 90 ml whole milk; 90 ml boiling water."
Found This Cake Today
Mi mujer no entiende por qué todo el mundo se ríe de su pastel
I Made My Friend A Campfire Cake For Her Birthday But The More I Look At It, The More It Looks Like A Flaming Pile Of Poop
"Method:
1. Heat the oven to 170°C. Grease two 4-inch cake tins.
2. Boil the water and pour in the espresso. Set aside.
3. Mix together the oil, sugar, brown sugar and egg. Beat on high till thick and fluffy.
4. Weigh the dry ingredients and mix together in a bowl. Add to the sugar/egg/oil mix till just incorporated.
5. Pour the milk and vanilla into the mix.
6. Finally, slowly pour in the boiling water. Mix together, scraping down the bowl to ensure there are no lumps.
7. Pour the batter into the cake tins and bake for approximately 45-50 minutes till done.
8. Trim the chocolate sponges if need be so they’re flat on both sides.
9. When the ganache has started to set but is still soft, place a little in the middle of the cake board or cake stand.
10. Stack the sponges, spreading the ganache in the middle and around the outside.
11. Using an offset palette knife and a cake scraper, smooth the ganache until crumb-coated. Chill in the fridge for about 20 minutes until set.
12. Cover again with a second coat of chocolate ganache. Smooth the ganache with an offset palette knife and cake scraper.
13. Decorate however you’d like, we like to use Maraschino cherries.”
Tried A Mirror Glaze
We Ordered The Cake On The Left And Received The Cake On The Right. Elmo Has Seen Better Days
How Do You Want Your Birthday Cake Decorated? I Don't Care
A Friend Of Mine Ordered A Picture Cake And Gave The Woman A Thumb Drive With The Picture She Wanted To Use
When my friend went to pick it up, this is what was waiting for her. English is the clerks second language. You can fill in the blanks here.
Throwback To That Time I Tried My Triedest To Make My Larry A Chewbacca Cake
Hey, I think you did OK; I was guessing Chewie before I read the caption.
Ordered A Birthday Cake For My Niece
My Girlfriend Brought Me A Cake To Work For My Birthday
Unicorn
Corgi Cake For My Boyfriend's Birthday
Yummers!
We Wanted To Create Something Beautiful For Our Wedding Cake. I Turned Out To Be A Pregnant Sumo Wrestler
I Wanted A Cake That Looked Like My Cat It Was A Fail But It’s Still Pretty Cute
Someone Brought My Sleep Paralysis Monster To Life
Olaf Cake
I Recreated The Cursed Hedgehog Cake, But As A Baked Alaska
Spiderman
Steve Harvey Cake
I Was Asked What I Want Written On My Cake. I Said Nothing
I Just Couldn’t Wait To Share This
Made this little guy out of a cupcake, buttercream, pretzels, marshmallows, jellybeans, and candy eyes. His expression makes me feel like he's going to hunt me down for creating him. I can't wait to see everyone's bursting creations!
This Cake Looks Like A Wet Gremlin Went Leather Face Texax Chain Saw Massacre Style And Is Wearing The Face Of Another Wet Gremlin
Kill Me
We Requested A Friends Themed Cake
Shrek
Grooms Cake Disaster, What We Wanted Vs. What We Got
The thing I am not understanding, where are these people buying these cakes?
My Mum Loves Those Pictures Of Ugly Hedgehog Cakes, So I Made Her A Zero Sugar/Low Carb Version For Mother's Day. Delicious And Terrifying
Tried To Make A Fox Cake For My Partners Birthday And This Monster Was Created Instead (Added Sprinkles To Soften The Blow)
My Mum Was Asked To Make A Baby Shower Cake. Let's Just Say, No One Wanted To Cut The Cord
Cake Fail
Blursed Hedgehog Cake
Made A Pikachu Cake
[oc] Kill Me
My Girlfriend Spent $100 To Get Me A White Claw Cake For My Birthday. She Was Less Than Pleased With The Result
Ordered Cake On The Left, Received Cake On The Right
Birthday Cake My Mom's Friend Wanted A Replica Of vs. What She Got - 50€
I’m Glad We Only Paid €72 For This
This shows that people don't use the right kind of icing to get the results they want. Buttercream is never going to look or behave like fondant icing. I think they also ice the cakes warm when they need to be cold too. There is a reason that professional cakes are pricy, and that's because it takes skill and time to make them look good.
My favorites were the ones that the original used buttercream and couldn't understand why whipped acted differently. I agree they don't seem to understand the differences between fondant, whipped, buttercream, or just because you can decorate a cake doesn't mean you can sculpt figurines. Always look to see if sculpted figurines are part of their portfolio, and know what the heck you're ordering. If the artist asks you multiple times if you're sure, you've chosen wrong and they're trying to get you to get it right.
Load More Replies...A lot of these cakes are either homemade, or homemade by someone else for a fraction of the price of a real baker's cake. No wonder they turn out like this. I'd not accept these failures from a real bakery where you paid a normal price, but if you want to be cheap, you can expect this.
I make my kids ones and def not a professional. It’s not that hard.
Load More Replies...Frosting and fondant are completely different things. Let the damn cake to cool down, stone cold, before decorating. A lot of the cakes in photos are either inedible (for photo shooting purposes) or images been heavily edited. Yes some people can make wonderful, delicious, gorgeous cakes but it'll cost you
I'm sure at lot of these are deliberate for likes/views. I'm no expert but if you use the right ingredients (sugar paste not buttercream most of the time) you can produce something reasonable. If you put hideous sweet teeth on your hedgehog you know it's going to look bad. I'm sorry for the ones who paid though
To be fair, most of the hedgehog ones and I think the Belle one explicitly stated that they are awful on purpose because they were recreating one specific cake. I'm going to have to agree about some of the other ones, though.
Load More Replies...If someone near to you baked you a cake it is the thought that counts. If ordering from a bakery, just because they bake great cakes doesn't mean they can decorate artistically. Only buy from bakers where you have seen their decorating skills before.
I wonder if these people looked at any of the cakes leaving the bakery before they placed their order. Some bakeries have inedible models set up as examples of their work, which may or may not have been assembled by the decorator there. If you're planning to spend a bundle on a cake, look at the cakes going out of the shop before handing over money... often times, you can just peek over the counter and see the finished products, if not, ask to see several finished cakes before ordering your own.
I did not need to see this the day I start the laborious process of Hubby's Haunted House Birthday Cake.... Oh.... boy.
the worst about this list is, that i upvoted the worst ones, because it should be a list of the worst ones.. it hurt me
ikr … XD it’s like, ugh, that’s —disgustingly— *bad* and you should feel bad. So hey here’s an upvote buddy!
Load More Replies...I loved working in the art studio next door to one of those fancy bakeries (read: NOT the wrecking kind 🍰🎂) this one made exquisite custom cakes for corporate parties and people with money to burn on expensive showers and birthdays etc. They’d throw out huge sacks of perfectly fresh cake leftovers every week, and we’d take it home! It was all their cuttings and shavings from their “custom shaped” cakes they made. Animals, logos and numbers and what-have-you. They’d save a little in their fridge to fill with if they had an emergency (plug a hole in a broken cake), but all the rest went to feed the hungry starving artists next door.
Stop taking photos of professionally decorated cakes that you ripped off their Instagram to cheaper bakers…
This shows that people don't use the right kind of icing to get the results they want. Buttercream is never going to look or behave like fondant icing. I think they also ice the cakes warm when they need to be cold too. There is a reason that professional cakes are pricy, and that's because it takes skill and time to make them look good.
My favorites were the ones that the original used buttercream and couldn't understand why whipped acted differently. I agree they don't seem to understand the differences between fondant, whipped, buttercream, or just because you can decorate a cake doesn't mean you can sculpt figurines. Always look to see if sculpted figurines are part of their portfolio, and know what the heck you're ordering. If the artist asks you multiple times if you're sure, you've chosen wrong and they're trying to get you to get it right.
Load More Replies...A lot of these cakes are either homemade, or homemade by someone else for a fraction of the price of a real baker's cake. No wonder they turn out like this. I'd not accept these failures from a real bakery where you paid a normal price, but if you want to be cheap, you can expect this.
I make my kids ones and def not a professional. It’s not that hard.
Load More Replies...Frosting and fondant are completely different things. Let the damn cake to cool down, stone cold, before decorating. A lot of the cakes in photos are either inedible (for photo shooting purposes) or images been heavily edited. Yes some people can make wonderful, delicious, gorgeous cakes but it'll cost you
I'm sure at lot of these are deliberate for likes/views. I'm no expert but if you use the right ingredients (sugar paste not buttercream most of the time) you can produce something reasonable. If you put hideous sweet teeth on your hedgehog you know it's going to look bad. I'm sorry for the ones who paid though
To be fair, most of the hedgehog ones and I think the Belle one explicitly stated that they are awful on purpose because they were recreating one specific cake. I'm going to have to agree about some of the other ones, though.
Load More Replies...If someone near to you baked you a cake it is the thought that counts. If ordering from a bakery, just because they bake great cakes doesn't mean they can decorate artistically. Only buy from bakers where you have seen their decorating skills before.
I wonder if these people looked at any of the cakes leaving the bakery before they placed their order. Some bakeries have inedible models set up as examples of their work, which may or may not have been assembled by the decorator there. If you're planning to spend a bundle on a cake, look at the cakes going out of the shop before handing over money... often times, you can just peek over the counter and see the finished products, if not, ask to see several finished cakes before ordering your own.
I did not need to see this the day I start the laborious process of Hubby's Haunted House Birthday Cake.... Oh.... boy.
the worst about this list is, that i upvoted the worst ones, because it should be a list of the worst ones.. it hurt me
ikr … XD it’s like, ugh, that’s —disgustingly— *bad* and you should feel bad. So hey here’s an upvote buddy!
Load More Replies...I loved working in the art studio next door to one of those fancy bakeries (read: NOT the wrecking kind 🍰🎂) this one made exquisite custom cakes for corporate parties and people with money to burn on expensive showers and birthdays etc. They’d throw out huge sacks of perfectly fresh cake leftovers every week, and we’d take it home! It was all their cuttings and shavings from their “custom shaped” cakes they made. Animals, logos and numbers and what-have-you. They’d save a little in their fridge to fill with if they had an emergency (plug a hole in a broken cake), but all the rest went to feed the hungry starving artists next door.
Stop taking photos of professionally decorated cakes that you ripped off their Instagram to cheaper bakers…