Pretty sure the original Disney cover of the little mermaid was equally as phallic. Look it up!

It's obviously a cake for three...

I think the reality cake rises above the other.

I don't see a big difference between both...except the two missing pen.....towers :D

Just change the party theme... birthday to bachelorette... problem solved!

It's a d**k cake !!

The reality is not so bad actually!.....some windows on the towers would have helped it not look so naughty

Not gonna lie, the reality was not that bad(if we are talking opposite language).

You already know what the Reality Cake looks like - no comment

Castle Ass F**k!

Omg 😆🤣 big pile of D***s 😅👌

Happy "D" day! Oops! I meant "B" day.

Why does the towers look like heads

Its not that bad! Of course unless you are in an alternate universe where bad means good! Well, even in that case, the cake "isn't that good" 😂😂

well.. it doesn't matter how it looks, I care about how it tastes :) love, Kayla f.

Why, Daddy, Why?

hilarious!!

what a way for disney princesses to express their favorite dessert

Oops!!

wouldn't want to be locked in that tower

Haha benis

hahahahahahaha

I like both 😂

I bet whoever made that reality had a lot of expectations...

Dread to think what she used as a mould!

thats what you get for using fondant instead of real icing...fondant is just wrong and terrible.

I don't consider this a failure just suitable for another range of users!!!

I dont think I would serve that after I saw the results

is this for your horny 19 yo girl or your 9 yo ?

Looks like three d***s