Sad yet true

It's male reproductive rights so of course it will be more important than women's rights 😔😑

T.T And they're celebrating that the cancer won.

Ha!

Great start...... next eat most of the pizza as a form of tax for them not having money

Nah it's the powerful, they are just hiding that fact behind their money

Show us the replacement level money and then maybe we’ll talk babies

But Elon is so cool and smart, and if I ride his meat hard enough he might notice me.

Democrats are kinda of like woke executioners, they be like, "could you tell us your pronouns before we cut off your head"?

That book doesn’t even say it’s a sin. It’s just nasty people

Yup. Prove to us you don't need money so we can give you money.

Was she allowed to fly?

He's added laughter to the world. By way of his insanity and stand up comedians.

Best we can do is a cardboard box and slice of Velveeta

Flex honestly

Next thing you know, them uppity women folk will be wanting to vote

Yep

I f*****g love AOC

Cos that's what the billionaires encourage them to do

Do they get overtime? Or is that coming out of their vacation days?

Isn't that where the bags go? Or are they just going to duct tape you to the wing now?

That hits pretty hard. Everyone (including me ofc) wants things to be better but also has a limit of how much personal"discomfort" they are willing to accept to make that happen. Will have to reassess my priorities methinks

I guess, like the movie Repo Men

Do they both get taxed though?

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No one works for the minimum wage. McDonalds is paying $19 an hour where I live.

Lawd, that sounds like my dad, when I switched to WFH. He'd call during the day (I work 9-5, M-F), and ask, "Are you working or at home?", repeatedly, despite me correcting him. Sigh.

Thats the days of working for the landlord. THEN ypu had ro work your own fields to actually be able to eat. No holidays there.

Won't blame people for not knowing this probably couldn't focus in class over the sound of an active school sh**ter

They step on the backs of others

Why didn't I think of that! It's so clear now!

Soon to be known as the "Luigi Defense"

Seen in this meme: me.

😂

Dumbass. Look up the Laffer curve.

Ahh the American dream

Yep

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That one has to work more than one job or work so many hours is crazy to me. We both work 32 hours a week in administration and as teacher and we're able to buy a house.

Ha this is pretty funny

My parents raised me on straight stuff only but my genetics didn’t care and I’m still gay

Save your soda bottles, soon no one will get a bathroom break

*Cries in American*

These are so very frustrating

I'm really hoping that's "sh*tty" blurred out, and not "sexy"...

The world would be so much funnier if people like this just got automatically deported. If I was in charge I'd make that a rule for a laugh. I remember before the Brexit vote seeing people on the news with clearly non-English accents saying they shouldn't let any more of those foreigners in. lmao

Genius

This tracks

I had to look thkat up. It is about how to identify adtuöterous wifes by poisoning them with some kind of toxic water. The abortion is a side effect, not the purpose.

Ha!

🫣

In Sweden ot has happened multiple times that firefighters are lured in on fake fires and ambushed. Some areas they now cant enter without police escort.