Companies pay a lot of attention to their billboards and signs. However, when installing a neon sign you have to be extra carefull. Lights WILL go out, and once it does you'll end up with "hell" instead of "Shell", and "Hoe Carnival" instead of "Shoe Carnival".
Bored Panda has collected the best of the worst neon sign fails. So if you are a business owner who has or is planning to have a neon sign - take a really close look and try to see what can go wrong. Not all publicity is good publicity. Also, if you have an image of a broken neon sign that got a funny new meaning, submit it below!
(h/t: 22words)
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Hillsdale
Actual situation, Santa Fe NM, recreated in Photoshop. WhoFoos-64...b7-png.jpg
Shell
This happened because oil company Shell destroyed the nigeria falls country. That's a fact
Hotel Cass
Haha I just saw that, all the other letters have been coloured over, nice pickup
Load More Replies...London Drugs
It's a drug store chain in Canada and the US
Load More Replies...Harmons
Buttrey Rental
No, that one was "Butt for sale - two for the price of one!"
Load More Replies...Elmhurst
Fuddruckers
Or a PR stunt. Like when Starbucks "accidentally" misspell your name. We all laugh. Share it on social media. Your friends and friends of friends all laugh. Starbucks gets free advertising every time
Load More Replies...Morrisons
They are all funny, but this one made me LOL. (Possibly because I often think that word when I'm in a supermarket...)
Scrapbooks
There is a poop diary i guess... like, who would want to sell that?
The most sell brown spots on the wall by the amazing writer Whoflungpoo
First American Title
Cocktail Lounge
Nah, it's where they keep the best stud roosters.
Load More Replies...oh man, this is where my pervert friends need to go! get your sign fixed!!!
Ortiz Funeral Home
The hell does a funeral home even has neon lights for? Are they going for the late night walk-in clientele? “Oh, I just remembered we still need to bury Grandma. Let me rake care of this real quick between the club and the bar.“
Angus Steak Houses
Amusements
Bleach: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 therapy seats: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Holy water: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sue that place: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
London Drugs
What's wrong with these ''London Drugs'' signs? Is it a conspiracy??? ΧD
Drink And Dine
Actually, the "Booze 'n' Puke Bar" would be a reasonable alternative.
Load More Replies...Alcohol can kill. Maybe they just want their customers to stay healthy.
Starbucks Coffee
my family member calls starbucks star-yucks. now we call it sucks coffee 🤣ohh... his luck
Load More Replies...Milford Plaza
What... do you mean by this not being inappropriate?
Load More Replies...Fast And Easy
This is a campaign group trying to stop being from eating fast food all the time! They took letter saying from other restaurants to tell the truth!
Danals
Bare Feet Shoes
It's suppose to say bare feet shoes there's another sign on the awning directly underneath it.
Ass World
Countdown
Self Storage
We have a place up here in Washington that one year during Christmas the "S" on Self Storage went out and when they realized it said "Elf Storage" they decided that every year during the Holiday season they would turn off the "S" so it's Elf Storage. It's cute. We have a local show up here titled Evening Magazine and they did a spotlight on the business.
Burlington Coat Factory
Cracked me up i guess i could dismantle a cat and see what's inside
Why did I think the exact same thing the first time I saw this one?
Load More Replies...Dolores Restaurant
"I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer"
Oriental Buffet
It reminds you where to put the food.
Load More Replies...A warning to only put their food in your mouth, not your other orifices.
Blockbuster Video
The real reason blockbuster filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy
Petco Supplies And Fish
Top Jewelry
You know they control the gemstone market. They use them in their space lasers. Read it on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Twitter feed.
Thwaites Brewery
Dynasty Buffet
Goodyear
Johnny's Tint Station
Brodie Food Mart
*Plot twist: Τhe owner had a huge argument with a guy named Mart!* :-P
Hotel Morgan
Shoe Carnival
I imagine a parade much like Pride, except only with women in spandex dresses, neon lipstick, and clear, polyurethane platform heels.
*Just like Halloween, but for a restricted number and type of members only* XD
Rothschild Liquors
terrifying for parents and thats why i hate gta 5 so its gta F$#$^@%$@%CKED Up!
El Sarape
with a fast look i read Elsa Rape, and thought: hmm interesting theme for a Frozen based restaurant xD
Treat the on and off letters as separate words, that's a new thumbnail for the grey area.
What if you took the l put the A near the E got the R got a double R and then it would read"EarRape"
Crabby Dick's
I don't know how that works with crabs, but I don't want to know it.
Falafel King
what the fak dude this place isn’t Falafel King its faking great you faking fak.
Badcock And More
The name of the store is Badcock and More so it’s funny whether it’s burnt out or not
Snap Fitness
I am usually tired. I'm going to Nap Fitness!!!
Load More Replies...Donut Dip
Photo Center
Bowling
Why would you even want to consiquence the spelling of justice?
Playland
Hotel, Dinners And Cocktails
Road Ranger
This is what happens when you get into a fight with another driver.
Your Mom Wants You To Eat At Jimmy Johns
Step mom im not helping you get unstuck from the dryer this time especially after what happened last time
Title Loans
Exactly how does this work? What is the interest rate? Just how long may I keep my borrowed tits?
Waids Restaurant
1-Hr Photo
Super Target
Bare Feet Shoes
No, I don't think feet are shoes. If they were, there would be foot stores instead of shoe stores.
Sheraton Commander
Dunkin' Donuts
Nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut
Mexican Manhattan Restaurant
When you walk into the restaurant... Waiter:Wait! Let me check your ID card! (a moment later) American? Get out right now. You're not Mexican XD
Cocktails
Hooters
Maryland Hotel
Remember to take your passport. Here's the way to Holland(Ho-Land) :-P
The Home Depot
Nordsee
Funeral Home
Chuck E. Cheese(I love that palce. It is clean. Helen,Munch,Chuck E.,Jasper and Pasqually!)
its fun but in roblox its not😭😭💀💀✌✌ its scary as hell expesily when you see the guy tied and the chuck guy hits his leg and the guy who tried to save us but failed and kept saying"help me.." worst part: the chucks are real ppl but they got forgotten and died now the robot is controlling it😭🥺😞😨✌
Load More Replies...Great Wall
They usually serve it cold but at least the drinks are free.
Load More Replies...Milwaukee Public Market
Weight Watchers
I'm working this into everyday conversation if it kills me.
Braum's Hamburgers
Ha ha! There is a post blocking the view of a local burger place called COOK OUT, and it turns the second O into a C at certain angles. This made me laugh
Dynasty Restaurant
Raiders
Delicatessen Liquor
*You never understand my feelings, Whiskey!!! :'''(* said the delicate Liquor... ΧD
Speedway
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Wheaton Shopping Center
Jimco Truck Stop
Panasonic, North Sydney
That's a little creepy actually. Haha. Imagone driving in the dark, and seeing this. 😂😂
PANIC!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS AROUND EVERYWHERE*
Load More Replies...Warehouse
That's the first place Donald trumps is gonna go to once he becomes president
Load More Replies...Drug Mart
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
Donuts
Pharmacy
Cafe Nazionale
Larry's Hoes
Bombay Nite
The Long Wait
Lovers Canal Cruises
Cute But Devilish...
Carousel Cafe Sign In Barmouth, Wales.
CVS/Pharmacy
You Never Knew How To Use A Pork Knuckle, Did You?
Hotel
Starbucks Coffee
Hegyeshalom - Border crossing from Austria to Hungary 1559-57f01...8d8e37.jpg
A*nails
One time I took a picture of a sign that had "OOD M" missing on "FOOD MART" when it was out with some light.
Not a neon sign, this is actually in one of my comics. Only bad placement... IMG_202106...f60536.jpg
One time I took a picture of a sign that had "OOD M" missing on "FOOD MART" when it was out with some light.
Not a neon sign, this is actually in one of my comics. Only bad placement... IMG_202106...f60536.jpg
