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Humor is a superpower. If you’re genuinely able to make others laugh, smile, and giggle till there are tears in their eyes, it’s a gift that keeps on giving. However, you don’t need to be good at traditional comedy like doing skits or stand-up to brighten up people’s day. All you really need is a dash of creativity, a bit of bravery, and a car.

Our laughter-loving team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and silliest photos or real-life bumper stickers from all around the net. And they’re an unexpected delight! Scroll down for a good dose of humor, upvote your fave signs, and feel free to send the most hilarious ones to your friends. Who knows, you might just inspire them to slap something similar on their vehicle.

Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda's interview about good and clear design with a representative of StickerShop.co.uk, a UK-based digital print store that specializes in labels and stickers.

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A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today

A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the creator of this sign runs for office, tell me where to send my campaign contribution.

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Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker

Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker

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Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the key things to keep in mind when designing stickers for clarity, as well as what can help the designs stand out from the crowd. A member of the UK-based StickerShop.co.uk team, Callum, was kind enough to shed some light on this.

"When you are designing a sticker with the intention of it to stand out above all other stickers we would always recommend using bold, bright contrasting colors!" he told us.

"We print artwork on a huge range of fluorescent and metallic self-adhesive vinyls. When the customer's artwork has colors that contrast these materials they really pop and draw attention," the representative said via email.

"Fonts and font size is a huge factor to consider when creating your artwork. Depending if your sticker is intended to be read from a distance, or from up close you want your audience to be able to read what is on your sticker with ease."

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This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today

This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today

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You Got It, Boss

You Got It, Boss

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it wouldn't. Current trucks still have a drag coefficient of 0.7...0.8, because they are shaped like a brick, supposed to do 80 kph max (although like 99% of them exceed this significantly, ...) and, in many countries, length is restricted. You can either invest length into lower drag or larger capacity, not both. Actually, issuing a law that allows longer vehicles if, and only if and because, they have a drag coefficient that is significantly lower would make some sense. 0.8 is not that great, it's more embarrassing to still accept it ... but, you can only reduce it by making the truck longer ... as length limits are still careless about drag, I don't even want to calculate how much Diesel we could safe ... it's the number of trucks, the large cross section, that make this relevant enough to adress it. Trucks shouldn't be shaped like bricks, more like dildoes.

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Meanwhile, we were curious about how the materials and adhesives differ when creating bumper stickers, compared to more 'regular' ones that you might stick on surfaces at home.

"When creating a bumper sticker, we always opt for a waterproof vinyl material with a permanent adhesive to ensure the bumper sticker stays stuck to the car and doesn't come off easily," the StickerShop.co.uk representative told Bored Panda.

"We have a range of other materials that we can print on, some of which wouldn't be suitable for bumpers as they are made from paper materials which eventually disintegrate as they get damaged by water."

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#7

Someone Carries These Stickers Around Just For This

Someone Carries These Stickers Around Just For This

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Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week

Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week

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#9

Someone Has To Drive The Babies

Someone Has To Drive The Babies

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never got why I was informed about infants sitting in another car. So what? I won't rear end you on purpose anyway, and likely won't read it before the act, if one is to happen.

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Car bumper stickers—like any other signs—have just a split second to make an impact on the person looking at them. So technical things like the format, the kerning (that’s the spacing between letters), the color, and the background all matter. As does the length of the text and any images you use!

And that’s on top of the actual joke—ideally, you want to cram something so witty in there that’s going to get others chuckling even when their mood is very low (and it’ll get more people admiring your sticker, too). So sticker designers have a ton of things to think about.

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This Passive-Aggressive Car Sticker

This Passive-Aggressive Car Sticker

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s giving, “sorry, was I talking while you were interrupting?”

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Best Bumper Sticker Troll

Best Bumper Sticker Troll

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m concerned for my sanity. This took me a minute. I think I’m the idiot.

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Not only that, designers have to keep in mind that bumper stickers aren’t just digital designs: you have to think about the practical side of things. Including what adhesive you use, what material the actual sticker is going to be made of, and how all of these are going to be affected by changes in temperature, excessive sunlight, rain, and snow.

To oversimplify things, you want to make a sticker that, well, sticks without damaging the underlying material and keeps its message legible as time passes. Of course, no sticker is going to be immune to entropy! But it makes a huge difference whether you have to change one witty bumper sticker for another after just a few weeks or a few years. 

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A Candidate I Can Get Behind

A Candidate I Can Get Behind

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A Punny Bumper Sticker

A Punny Bumper Sticker

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Best Bumper Sticker/Placement I've Seen On A Car In A While

Best Bumper Sticker/Placement I've Seen On A Car In A While

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The joke and/or message itself should be very brief and clear. Both of these things lie at the core of comedy, impactful signs, and even witty internet posts. To put it simply, with so much information and entertainment surrounding us in the world (from real-life ads to the veritable bombardment of news and memes and video clips on social media), our attention spans have been becoming shorter and shorter.

CNN reports that the average attention span used to be around 2.5 minutes in 2004. This then fell to 75 seconds a few years later, and now, people can pay an average of barely 47 seconds on one screen. Not only that, research has shown that it takes over 25 minutes to refocus on what we were originally doing if our attention gets diverted. With this context in mind, it makes sense for content—including bumper sticker quips—to be as to the point as possible. Otherwise, people might just skip over the message, not wanting to bother reading something that’s overly long or wordy. 

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#16

This Sticker On A Minivan. Even More Perfect

This Sticker On A Minivan. Even More Perfect

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add up how much just childcare alone for just one kid costs per month you could finance a new Corvette or a house instead.

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Honest Bumper Sticker

Honest Bumper Sticker

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While it is pretty funny, you might want to take that off when your kid knows how to read…

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Most Amusing Family Stickers I’ve Seen

Most Amusing Family Stickers I’ve Seen

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It really helps to ask someone for their thoughts before rushing off to print your newest sticker design. Everyone, no matter how great of a designer they are, needs a second opinion and a fresh set of eyes. Show your design to a few friends, relatives, or colleagues. They might surprise you with their insights and even offer some thoughts on making the joke even better.

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This Bumper Sticker On My Campus

This Bumper Sticker On My Campus

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I drive automatics and shift sticks on a daily basis, and I prefer shift stick while driving on the hill. But I see how someone would be intimidated by this😅

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So What Happens If You Find Someone Else With The Same Car And Bumper Sticker?

So What Happens If You Find Someone Else With The Same Car And Bumper Sticker?

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This Is A Message I Can Get Behind

This Is A Message I Can Get Behind

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For example, they might spot a silly typo your brain just skipped over; or reveal that the font and color combo you chose is really hard on the eyes. Who knows, they might even chuckle at how the spacing of the letters creates an entirely different set of words than you intended. The word ‘click’ can take on an entirely different meaning if your kerning is off and the ‘c’ ends up combining with the ‘l.’ Keep that in mind no matter what logo or sign you’re designing!

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Saw This Sticker On The Back Of A Car While Working, Definitely Had A Good Laugh

Saw This Sticker On The Back Of A Car While Working, Definitely Had A Good Laugh

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In Case You Need To Connect While On The Road

In Case You Need To Connect While On The Road

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The point is that you shouldn’t be afraid of listening to some gentle criticism about your designs. One sign of a pro is that they don’t take these things personally. Instead, they objectively consider the advice they got and apply what’s useful while discarding the rest. It also helps to realize that nobody’s perfect and nobody can be truly competent at a dozen different things.

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This Bumper Sticker

This Bumper Sticker

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For instance, you might genuinely need the services of a proofreader because typos are something you’re awful at finding, no matter how much you try. It’s better to seek their services instead of ending up embarrassed and worrying about your wallet, with hundreds of stickers you need to redesign and then reprint. Or you might be a wiz at cooking up witty one-liners but may need a digital designer’s services to make them stand out from the crowd. Know your limits—don’t be scared of collaboration.

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I Saw This Car Today

I Saw This Car Today

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Toaster-Mobiiiile (yeah I’m gonna have to think of a better name…)

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Beware Of Alien Abduction

Beware Of Alien Abduction

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Can You Read?

Can You Read?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can read this, congratulations you mastered reading English. Now for a truly Australian experience of this, f**k off and read something else ya c**t.

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We’d love to hear which of these sticker designs made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Were there any that you’d love to slap onto your own car bumper? What kind of stickers do you currently have on your vehicles? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more witty and silly bumper stickers, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature right over here.

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What Would Jesus Do? Probably My Favorite Bumper Sticker I've Seen (Virginia, USA)

What Would Jesus Do? Probably My Favorite Bumper Sticker I've Seen (Virginia, USA)

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Amity_Calamity
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

jesus! Why would he do such a thing! (you see what I did there hehe)

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#36

Finally, Put On My New Bumper Sticker

Finally, Put On My New Bumper Sticker

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Saw This Bumper Sticker During My Drive Around Town The Other Day

Saw This Bumper Sticker During My Drive Around Town The Other Day

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The Sticker Rules, But Combined With The License Plate, It Is Even Better

The Sticker Rules, But Combined With The License Plate, It Is Even Better

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#42

How To: Earn Free Bumper Stickers

How To: Earn Free Bumper Stickers

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least they're being honest and live up to the claim on the bumper sticker!

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#43

I Made A Bumper Sticker

I Made A Bumper Sticker

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was. I thought someone seemed nice, but then I changed my mind when I saw their bumper sticker.

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Made Me Smile

Made Me Smile

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you see a car with a faded baby on board sticker feel free to gently ram into it

xolitaire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw "No more baby on board or in the house. I'm free!"

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Made This For The People On The Highway Who Won't Let Me Merge To Exit

Made This For The People On The Highway Who Won't Let Me Merge To Exit

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And I Thought Self-Deprecation Does Not Exist In Bumper Sticker Humor. Seen In Midtown Atlanta

And I Thought Self-Deprecation Does Not Exist In Bumper Sticker Humor. Seen In Midtown Atlanta

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Perfect Bumper Sticker

Perfect Bumper Sticker

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#54

Bumper Sticker Spotted This Morning In NY

Bumper Sticker Spotted This Morning In NY

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The Only Bumper Sticker I'll Ever Believe

The Only Bumper Sticker I'll Ever Believe

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... I exceeded the speedo's scale two times in two different cars, but the same location, due to needing to poop. Close, but I made it. Both times.

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The Only Bumper Sticker I Approve Of

The Only Bumper Sticker I Approve Of

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#60

Some People's Bumper Stickers Cross The Line

Some People's Bumper Stickers Cross The Line

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Saw This Sticker Behind A Car In Mumbai Traffic

Saw This Sticker Behind A Car In Mumbai Traffic

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should've been a longer message. You'd have time to read a book on the back, in Mumbai traffic.

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Bumper Stickers Are Becoming More And More Questionable

Bumper Stickers Are Becoming More And More Questionable

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As A Parent Pushing 40, I've Never Related To A Bumper Sticker More

As A Parent Pushing 40, I've Never Related To A Bumper Sticker More

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Karl der Große
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was talking to some high school students about a teacher they said was cool. I pointed out he doesn't listen to modern music, wears old styles, and doesn't actually do anything to be cool. They pointed out that there is nothing cooler than not trying to be cool and not wanting to be cool. Lesson learned.

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Bumper Sticker On A Minivan At Costco

Bumper Sticker On A Minivan At Costco

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And The Award For The Most Specific Bumper Sticker

And The Award For The Most Specific Bumper Sticker

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This Woman’s Bumper Sticker At Walmart, Had Me Laughing Into The Store

This Woman’s Bumper Sticker At Walmart, Had Me Laughing Into The Store

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#75

My Friend Got Into An Accident. At Least Her Bumper Sticker Made It

My Friend Got Into An Accident. At Least Her Bumper Sticker Made It

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So My Buddy Went To A Convention And Got A Bumper Sticker. I Made It A Little Bit More Accurate

So My Buddy Went To A Convention And Got A Bumper Sticker. I Made It A Little Bit More Accurate

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This Bumper Sticker

This Bumper Sticker

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CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GATHER AROUND PEAONS!! FOR THOU QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!! FOR THE WAR SHALL COMMINCE!! I SUMMON ALL OF MY FELLOW CATS TO RAIN TERROR UPON THINE FLESH SACKS!!

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Calming Bumper Sticker

Calming Bumper Sticker

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when your kid steals the car to go to Disneyland (yep, has happened here and the kids got quite a ways (miles) away before it was discovered)

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I'm Going Through A Crisis

 I'm Going Through A Crisis

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Karl der Große
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like being honked at. Sometimes people just want to say hi or show you that your lights are on during the day, and they honk for the that!

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Saw This Bumper Sticker On A Car That Was Driving Slow

Saw This Bumper Sticker On A Car That Was Driving Slow

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should also be one for business cars that have the tracker for speed etc that says they can only go ten miles over the speed limit!

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No Kids

No Kids

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now now, people think those of us without kids spend our days riding around on Jet-skis smoking expensive Cuban cigars (lit with $100-bills) and sipping Dom-Perignon, and that just isn't true.......sometimes we like to ride Harleys instead.

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#82

This Is Absolutely Adorable

This Is Absolutely Adorable

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#83

I Normally Hate These Stickers, This One Was An Exception

I Normally Hate These Stickers, This One Was An Exception

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#84

My Brother’s Best Friend Bryce Has This Bumper Sticker

My Brother’s Best Friend Bryce Has This Bumper Sticker

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Damn Straight. Best Bumper Sticker Ever

Damn Straight. Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the risk of sounding pedantic: that Union Jack is the wrong way round by 90 degrees.

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Bumper Sticker My Friend Got Me For My Birthday, If Only I Had This In High School

Bumper Sticker My Friend Got Me For My Birthday, If Only I Had This In High School

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#88

I Got A Chuckle Out Of This Bumper Sticker

I Got A Chuckle Out Of This Bumper Sticker

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Decided To Represent My Favorite 5k With A Bumper Sticker

Decided To Represent My Favorite 5k With A Bumper Sticker

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Possibly The Strangest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

Possibly The Strangest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

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The Most American Bumper Sticker Ever

The Most American Bumper Sticker Ever

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally missing the point of Christianity. He was supposed to die and according to christian believe he is alive.

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This Bumper Sticker In Front Of Me Right Now In Traffic (I Know, I Know Phone Driving Bad)

This Bumper Sticker In Front Of Me Right Now In Traffic (I Know, I Know Phone Driving Bad)

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Pick Your "Poison"

Pick Your "Poison"

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worse there's DHMO in the tap water. DHMO is found in all tumors. It's also used in numerous industrial processes, as well as bio-weapons production, and nuclear power plants. Inhaling just a small quantity can cause death. Contact with gaseous DHMO can cause serious burns. For more go to dhmo.org

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