Plot twist: they fall in love at the end.

a roundabout way of avoiding people, I'd think.

Unless it turns out to be the living plastic, because then it’ll just kill you.

I'm so tempted....

Texas Moment(Can I get a Yee-haw from my fellow Texans?)

What would Earth be without art? Eh.

Have to have your mouth right at the opening

Throw in a dinner invitation for extra points.

Since your bucket is now empty, you can eat your vanilla pudding out of it!

A roach statue for extra points.

Yea.. it get to be like 100F (37C) where I live.. I'll pass.

My friend does this every year for her dog. I think it's amazing 🤎🐶

best combined with some sort of whoopee cushion shenanegin.

Whaaa… what is this picture

how 'bout "hide and get lost"

and then act totally cluelessly confused when they try to ban you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah, I remember. You puked on the DJ two nights ago".

In my city that would get you kicked out real fast, and possibly the cabbie would press that Panic button they have now.

He was like..."what is this? Tastes weird." And I was like... "Honey don't move there, the rabbit pooped all over the floor again, I'm about to clean it"

and then answer "what's that?" with "oh, you don't want to know".

I've actually done this, primarily to pick up the rabbit poo so my toddlers didn't think there were chocolate treats on the lawn. 😂

The problem is that you have to have friends

Cows should be seen, but not herd.

Oh this would go horribly

Crazy cookie does this all the time. Sometimes even on accident

Waste of soap.

WHAT WOULD IT DO?

Summoning the furries!!!!!

"I am gonna give this up" ok that's better.

The problem is that you have to have a partner

This is what September 19th is for, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Santa looks fine in this photo. Would be mismatched if he wore mambo shorts instead

B.. but I am a celebrity.. at least in my own head..

Expensive joke

I actually have Henna on my hands right now. It's not silly, but it lasts for about a week.

Just like John Wayne Gacy.

I don't understand this one. I'm not going into their house to stop them. no matter what.

Some of these ideas might be funny in a country where everyone isn't armed.

I'd learn Simlish lol

I wouldn't do this one to be honest, it's the person's special day. Edit: Do it if it's a forced wedding or something (If you know it is)

and make it as awkward as possible.

containing only photos of other calendars.

How to get slapped 101

Make sure to use a burner phone.

You sure that's a good idea

This is a bad thing.

Only exciting if they aren't your drawers. Shakespeare never wrote a play about moving the big spoons closer to the stove.

U could get sued/banned

Good way to accomplish the next thing on my list which is… *checks paper* getting murdered by my parents, got it.

Actually that's really mean to homeless people