I've done this, also because I'm a woman, I will decline the first offer, ask me again, and its on!

This is happening currently, with Brexit!

"That's because you haven't got any" - Doctor "Oh...right" - You

This could also be Canadian

I use several of those myself. - Virginia, USA

I thought this was about cereal for a second then I realized it was about tea

Wait... that describes me... 8-\

Actually laughed out loud at this :)

Same in Finland.

and spending the whole winter saying it's meant to snow next week

Snu Snu?

Quite.

That's totally it!

...attempts to reattach arm and/or leg...

It depends on which tea bags you use of cause.

I was on a bus heading into Newcastle City Centre. Pressed the bell to get off. Then the bus suddenly stopped on the Central Motorway. Too embarrassed and polite to tell the driver I wanted the next stop, I got off anyway and even thanked him!

Leprechauns are Oirish!

*Hands money over* "should be (states amount)"

Untrue

Aussie relation too????

As an American, I hate this as well. Politeness is expected everywhere.

I know everyone has a weirdism or three, but WTF?

hahaa! why do we do that? I can feel myself doing it just by reading it!

Plot Twist; Parcel was for next door, you accidentally cleaned the house.

that's actually perfect, because time goes by - it's about 6:48 (and 1 second, and 7 seconds, and so on and so forth)

i do this one all the time, the reactions are quite priceless

Or at the Terminus for the last night bus ......

The heatwave in 1976!

That's me! I normally just change my mind and say to everyone 'I think i'm going to make myself hot chocolate instead'

Never heard of that in my life!

No, really, Im right as rain.

A friend of mine, on being informed he had cancer: "Well, that's a bummer."

hey we went to war over tea

World wide reaction.

That would be my reaction, too.....and I'm not British.

my fav saying to cars sitting at GREEN lights is "what are you waiting for, a personal invitation..??"

True...

Ever tried "standing mentally" ?

the they bring p**s water lol

Fancy meeting you here!

Universal, not british :)

thats world wide

when you run out of chocolate

What? The snake? I don't get this. I presume they are 'you' and 'your best mate'.

Is this the "Walk of shame"??