This is both sweet and heartbreaking.

Me and my sisters saw one called NANA HUN and I don't know why but we laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world. I think because we were high

Good

Expecto Patronum!!

Alright Rambo. 😂

Some readers may be unaware of Danger Mouse, pictured, whose home is in the postbox next to the residence of Sherlock Holmes.

That's pretty cool! I lived in a house dating back to at least the early 18th century but it certainly didn't have title deeds going back that far.

Forest dog gonna lounge

This is actually a brilliant idea. When we walk home from the pub, mischief will always follow.

Hello people the technology is clearly turning on us.

I was quite pleased with my tunnocks caramel tin. But this? This is elite.

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Exterminator of course

This is the kind of village where everyone is already a millionaire, it's hidden down a small country road, there's only 10 buildings and some gated off houses and it's 30 miles to the closest town. Beautiful places to visit, but best just for lunch in a pub.

How sorry can they be if there’s no Maltesers

I always do this

Gordon Ramsay wants a word .....

That does look good.

Shout out to Christian in my local Greggs who always puts half a pigs worth of bacon in every roll, doing God's work.

He wants to check your ID before he can allow you to purchase the alcohol in your basket.

White and blue china. It's just everywhere, and I don't know anyone that's ever bought any. It just appears and is then inherited.

I have a horse that looks very similar to that, only more handsome.

Bloody Sports Direct.

At least you know nothing terrible has happened in the world.

Berry nice.

Fair play at first glance I did think it was a Yorkshire.

Must have had major amounts of Clubcard points.

Nah. Most of us don't give a fvck about halloween. Some people will buy some sweets, but that's about it. However, everyone would admire the person that makes this kind of effort.

"Because, it's parked [on] my foot!"

Chocolate ice cream has a chocolate flavour so doggy ice cream should taste like dog :)

Do people still play hardcore monopoly?

You do now.

Designer d***s are really upping the game

E - none of the above.

Looks like an American school lunch TBH

Final destination. UK

Clarification for the non-British: In this case "Smeg" is a brand of appliances, and a hob is a countertop range/cooking surface. It's not a monster from Middle-Earth or anything like that.

(Cause the snipers are in the bushes)

When a fire alarm turns to the dark side...

And it was terribly poured. I've just called them, they're on the way. Not the police, but a bunch of angry British lads. Much worse.

Let him out! That's not a smile, he's suffocating!!!