40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

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The half that supports Trump or the half that believes free government stuff is really free?

I love that this advice comes from the Nap Queen. It feels legit.

When we misbehaved as kids my grandfather would say in french that when he died he would come back while we were sleeping and pull our toes. At 64, I still need my feet covered at night.

But I need to have one foot out, or I get too hot.

Whenever we misbehaved as kids my grandfather would tell us that when he died he would come back when we were sleeping and pull our toes. At 64, I still need my feet covered at night.

I have to have my shoulder covered as if I'm tucked in, but the rest of me can be uncovered with just that tiny triangle across my shoulder.

Who are these demons, diddy?

And don't stick out your leg!

Exactly. The duvet has a protective force field.

Yes. Exactly. Read some Stephen King, he'll explain it to you.

I worked in remote areas, so remote that there were no stores and one enterprising man ran a store out of his home. He would drive to town, the nearest was 25 miles away, half of which was a dirt road, an hours drive, he would return with filled tanks of propane, cases of beer and groceries according to lists the neighbors provided. There was no medical, fire suppression, schools, mail or police they took care of themselves as best they could the nearest post office held the mail in ‘general delivery’ and they could pick up for the entire town! They did have phone service, barely!

Username checks out. And you're right

Especially if the weather's good and you can sit in the pub garden with a burger and a pint. Not far off perfect.

You must be young. I want to be home and in bed by 9:00.

I love your username!

Oh!.....You've sussed out my cunning plan!

Where is this?

Haha its d**n funny

Then I was in highschool and started using it in my hair! Yeah I was "that" kid.

And rubber cement, to make fake boogers 🤣

And maybe have a bit to taste, you know… Paste was more minty.

Stick with Lepage's.

We would then add each peel to make a ball of glue and see how big we could get it before the teacher caught on

Rubber cement,roll it up into a super ball!

Fish paste!!!!

Seems like you could've saved some money on that iPhone