I love this. My whole mental image of Brazil just got changed for the better.

This seems like a win / win situation.

Is it weird to say i have a mix reaction to this?

Yeah, not happy. If he owed that money to a dealer, he might not have survived the day.

Creative with the rules!

I guess they are beefing up the patrols in the neighborhood.

Whoaa doggo is stronk!

or hippo....

J'accuse!

Banana tree ... made of cucumbers.

Makes perfect sense. Ever try and hold a blazing hot steering wheel? No doubt that phone gets hot sitting under the windshield

I aspire to achieve his level of self assurance

It's not a cow, it's a bull.

Not knitted. It's crocheted.

*infant, not pup, still I cried only cute and decent

Or a forest completely runed by a sidewalk/city

My neighbors are Brazilian, they know how to cook right and party hard!!

Yeah, bro, just cover it up. Thanks

You'll never know, maybe he's rssurrected

Ryan, u might be getting downvotes because lapses in grammar are automatically forgiven as English is their second language. If I tried speaking Portuguese, I dread to think how incorrectly I'd be using past tense, etc

Fine by me, I had to ask my sister to regime her cockatiel, he was taunting the cats, taunting the dog and when I found him walking around in my bowl of oatmeal one morning after getting up to answer the phone (landline days), that was it.

bork

He is giving you the thumbs up!!

as you can see safety is a high priority

My shoulder hurts looking at this

There isn't a jury in the world that would convict him!

Same at every lake and large river in the midwest of America. Gotta get fuel for the boats

They are fine, they have their safety flip flops on.

They are great for security, noisy, blood blister producing birds

They do that here too on things like steak, although ours is metal film under the price tag.

I have seen some pretty determined thieves on films about the issue. Yikes

The DARE program in America was stopped when police learned they were actually teaching kids how to recognize certain drugs and how to use them - whoops

Poor Three toed sloth.

🤣 still see 2 holes that they might consider covering 🤪

Looks like something out of 'Mad Max: Fury Road"!

Nice poop stain

When it could get stolen? 🤣

Nah, that's a Brazillian Wrestling Horse.

The Favelas. COD Modern Warfare 2 made me aware of The Favelas.

I think I see a propane tank in a sweater.

Why do the vendors dress as superheroes?

I don’t know why, but Sega Genesis is still really big there. They call it Mega Drive and it is reproduced by Tec Toys.

Dude, the cheese is now stuck to the pizza box lid.

Prettty hard to replace...

it hurts to look at this

You can barely see the right side of his face in the shade below the umbrella post.

This guy is brazilian, he is a famous singer (Chico Buarque)

The best mobile home

Altered Beast, such a classic!

Not only did we have almost the same tables in Germany when I was a teen, we also did the same stupid things. Teeth were lost.