I love this. My whole mental image of Brazil just got changed for the better.

This seems like a win / win situation.

Is it weird to say i have a mix reaction to this?

Yeah, not happy. If he owed that money to a dealer, he might not have survived the day.

Yup gratitude. Definitely a look of gratitude.

It's not the business of the police how much cash I have regardless of where I have it. This is a dystopian nightmare.

He does not look grateful… 🤣

A helluva lot more clever than just shooting him—-yeah, an American calling out her own country’s police force, or should I say police EXCESSIVE force. Your motto is “Protect and Serve”, so back the f**k off and stop killing innocent people.

When there’s only one bodega within 5 miles, they can pretty much charge whatever they want.

The look is more like “I can’t believe they bought that story. Now what am I going to do with all this bread?”

I certainly hope the money wasn't found "in" him, that would be icky and the bakery probably wouldn't want it.

Hahaha

What kind of searches do they do to did money IN somebody?

Huge amounts of Cash? Ten dollars of bread. F*c* the f*c*ing police.

Hahahahahaha as a brazilian I just loved this one

He does not look happy! :D He might have said he was going to buy bread to not get busted...

I don't see even a glimpse of gratitude at all

He should hit up Laurenzside.

I think maybe the caption is sarcasm?

"Found in him"

this is hilarious

Creative with the rules!

I guess they are beefing up the patrols in the neighborhood.

Whoaa doggo is stronk!

or hippo....

J'accuse!

Banana tree ... made of cucumbers.

Makes perfect sense. Ever try and hold a blazing hot steering wheel? No doubt that phone gets hot sitting under the windshield

I aspire to achieve his level of self assurance

It's not a cow, it's a bull.

Not knitted. It's crocheted.

*infant, not pup, still I cried only cute and decent

Or a forest completely runed by a sidewalk/city

My neighbors are Brazilian, they know how to cook right and party hard!!

Yeah, bro, just cover it up. Thanks

You'll never know, maybe he's rssurrected

Ryan, u might be getting downvotes because lapses in grammar are automatically forgiven as English is their second language. If I tried speaking Portuguese, I dread to think how incorrectly I'd be using past tense, etc

Fine by me, I had to ask my sister to regime her cockatiel, he was taunting the cats, taunting the dog and when I found him walking around in my bowl of oatmeal one morning after getting up to answer the phone (landline days), that was it.

bork

He is giving you the thumbs up!!

as you can see safety is a high priority