I love this. My whole mental image of Brazil just got changed for the better.

This seems like a win / win situation.

Is it weird to say i have a mix reaction to this?

Yeah, not happy. If he owed that money to a dealer, he might not have survived the day.

Creative with the rules!

I guess they are beefing up the patrols in the neighborhood.

Whoaa doggo is stronk!

or hippo....

J'accuse!

Banana tree ... made of cucumbers.

Makes perfect sense. Ever try and hold a blazing hot steering wheel? No doubt that phone gets hot sitting under the windshield

I aspire to achieve his level of self assurance

It's not a cow, it's a bull.

Not knitted. It's crocheted.

*infant, not pup, still I cried only cute and decent

Or a forest completely runed by a sidewalk/city

My neighbors are Brazilian, they know how to cook right and party hard!!

Yeah, bro, just cover it up. Thanks

You'll never know, maybe he's rssurrected

Ryan, u might be getting downvotes because lapses in grammar are automatically forgiven as English is their second language. If I tried speaking Portuguese, I dread to think how incorrectly I'd be using past tense, etc

Fine by me, I had to ask my sister to regime her cockatiel, he was taunting the cats, taunting the dog and when I found him walking around in my bowl of oatmeal one morning after getting up to answer the phone (landline days), that was it.

bork

He is giving you the thumbs up!!

as you can see safety is a high priority

My shoulder hurts looking at this

There isn't a jury in the world that would convict him!

Same at every lake and large river in the midwest of America. Gotta get fuel for the boats

They are fine, they have their safety flip flops on.

They are great for security, noisy, blood blister producing birds

They do that here too on things like steak, although ours is metal film under the price tag.

This is sad

Sad ;(

Meat has be tagged for at least 10 years in the uk. Along with nappies (diapers), baby formula and condoms. All the most stolen items.

It is in English supermarkets too !

Meat deserves the best of treatment

Gonna put it on toilet paper soon.

Same in England

When they take the device off, I would hand them the meat and say "Hey, why didn't you scan the machine I am buying?"

I noticed the other day that our local supermarket (Wales) has some of the cuts in transparent security boxes. I'm not entirely convinced that anyone was stealing a lamb shank, there are far easier things to smuggle out - I think it's more likely head office going a bit overkill.

I have seen some pretty determined thieves on films about the issue. Yikes

The DARE program in America was stopped when police learned they were actually teaching kids how to recognize certain drugs and how to use them - whoops

Poor Three toed sloth.

🤣 still see 2 holes that they might consider covering 🤪

Looks like something out of 'Mad Max: Fury Road"!

Nice poop stain