This is wholesome. In Egypt being gay is semi-illegal. The police actively try to find gay activity, and it can mean 3yrs in prison on top of a fine.

I suppose you need PROnouns for that.

Extra 6.99 a month if you can send them an electric shock if the call wasn't important.

Things can be funny and too true at the same time.

He took it out on other people😣

Free him? Make him governor!

We just reached the age of the first divorce in our friend group... there are new potential partners in stock now.

It's the pericarp we can't digest, the outer layer. They come in like tiny bags, and they come out like tiny bags now packed full of poop. Edit: Happy to have enlightened so many people.

BP "authors" now frantically searching for this so they can post in here.

I'd watch that tv show.

The pasta is now!

In the late 1900's I accompanied my peers to a place of music. They played a typical piece of that time and it was called "Hyper Hyper"

Going to Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery sounds like a fun adventure.

Ooh, that does sound way better. Thank you.

I reckon they just don't have any idea of up, down or sideways.

It's Less than 3 Jimmy Carters old though

"Could I have some cutlery please?"

Bit also knowing that the monster is Frankenstein, and not his creation?

And there she is just loafing around.

My aftershave says it smells of water. Water doesn't have a smell. But the aftershave smells good. 🤷‍♂️

Tardigrade gummy bears?

I love this insult. Almost as good as "may you live in interesting times".

Eh i'm almost 40 and i still don't think i'm a proper adult yet.

Upvote for funky cute flamingo knees.

OK, 😒

🤦‍♂️🫣😑

The muskrat is not a grown man regardless of what age he is. This fool spent 44 billion dollars on twitter to make sure no one could make fun of him

What about when he uses the whole chicken?

Wait, this isn't a photo of tank Girl?

I do not believe that the sandwich owes its existence to John Montagu, Earl of Sandwich. Are we to believe that, in the whole history of humanity and its consumption of food, at no point prior to the middle of the 18th century did it occur to anyone, anywhere, to put an item of food between two bits of bread? It may not have been something known to nobility, who had armies of servants to prepare their meals, but i'd bet that people in the street were quite familiar with it.

Wine in a box is not weird, but in a milk brick carton is too much, that wine is not even good for making coq au vin.

Just as well the ceiling people are holding them in place

That was one halve-assed censoring of the text..

It looks like it's written in English, but not a version I'm familiar with.

Well, they asked, you see, and she didn't want to blow the opportunity.

Lets start all the he's not really dead theories like they did for Tupac. ;)

What heritage has the confederacy got? Defending slavery.

Difference between deodorant and antiperspirant. One hides stank. The other prevents stank. Accidentally bought deodorant instead of antiperspirant. Gonna stow the deodorant in my backpack for the days I forget. It’s not good for anything other than that

Speaking as autistic, I'll show these people up by hopefully putting some more autistic children into the world.

GO TO A DOCTOR

And that's why they continue to need fact checking with USA Politicians

I'm curious what he thinks "mansplain" means, if he thinks "some chick" did it. Or maybe it's the "chick" part he's confused about, but I doubt that.

Or.... Maybe people are just less gullible and more likely to find a reasonable explanation?

This is why torture does not work people and he should have gotten 10 million. If dad had not been found he would have spent his life in jail.

The worm starved.

How tall was he on a bad day?

If the father agreed to that as his last wishes, would the son get to follow through?

My surgeon looked at me like I was crazy when I asked if I could keep the hip joint he was replacing. I thought it would look cool under a glass cloche in my "homage" to pirates display. Nope, he said it was a bio hazard. I told him I'd boil it well to remove anything, but no dice.

jfc just go to Home Depot

Man, how can I be more majestic with my figure skating? I know, I'll get me some estrogen and shoot it up. No one will suspect a thing!

Apparently, there were multiple patients whose "brain flaps" were "incomplete or unidentifiable." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/20/emory-hospital-atlanta-georgia/74873436007/

Did she have a point or is she just off her rocker?