This is wholesome. In Egypt being gay is semi-illegal. The police actively try to find gay activity, and it can mean 3yrs in prison on top of a fine.

I suppose you need PROnouns for that.

Extra 6.99 a month if you can send them an electric shock if the call wasn't important.

Things can be funny and too true at the same time.

He took it out on other people😣

Free him? Make him governor!

We just reached the age of the first divorce in our friend group... there are new potential partners in stock now.

It's the pericarp we can't digest, the outer layer. They come in like tiny bags, and they come out like tiny bags now packed full of poop. Edit: Happy to have enlightened so many people.

BP "authors" now frantically searching for this so they can post in here.

I'd watch that tv show.

The pasta is now!

In the late 1900's I accompanied my peers to a place of music. They played a typical piece of that time and it was called "Hyper Hyper"

Going to Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery sounds like a fun adventure.

Ooh, that does sound way better. Thank you.

I reckon they just don't have any idea of up, down or sideways.

It's Less than 3 Jimmy Carters old though

"Could I have some cutlery please?"

Bit also knowing that the monster is Frankenstein, and not his creation?

And there she is just loafing around.

My aftershave says it smells of water. Water doesn't have a smell. But the aftershave smells good. 🤷‍♂️

Tardigrade gummy bears?

I love this insult. Almost as good as "may you live in interesting times".

Eh i'm almost 40 and i still don't think i'm a proper adult yet.

Upvote for funky cute flamingo knees.

OK, 😒

🤦‍♂️🫣😑

The muskrat is not a grown man regardless of what age he is. This fool spent 44 billion dollars on twitter to make sure no one could make fun of him

When you make a car brand your entire personality = "The Tesla Hoe".

The flaw in this logic is thinking Elon Musk is a grown man. He's a toddler with a credit card.

First World Problems...

Judging by your name and content, your Tesla car is a huge part of your personality. Just an observation.

Now look here, Hoe. I had a colouring book, a sticker book, and a bottle of Gatorade in the back of the family station wagon when I was a kid and I was pretty darn entertained. Teach your spawn to appreciate life! Teach 'em how to play Punch Buggy Bingo back there. What a load of codswallop.

Or you could buy a different car.

Why do you even need Disney plus in the damn car? Road trips? Fine, I can see that. But does your toddler need Frozen just for the quick trip to the grocery store?

Or be a normal person and tell your kid to just look out the fing window and be quiet. Why do you need Disney equipped in your car? Also you could just use I don't know, a tablet?

Boo hoo.

Tell me you only have first world problems...

Ever saw idiots having any meaningful discussion with each other? Why should those two have one?

How come Disney had every right to pull their advertisement from X, but Tesla doesn't have the right to pull Disney from their cars???

Oh boo hoo

Or….hear me out…you can not have a Tesla or not have television in your car. You can talk to your children. You can play roadtrip games. You can get yourself to the store without distracting your kids and maybe they will be able to hold an actual conversation when they get older.

Because Elon doesn't understand bilateral social interactions or social status.