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Sometimes when you're scrolling through the internet, you might stumble upon a sentence so absurdly perfect that it stops you in your tracks. It’s the kind of sentence that makes you wonder, "Did I just read that right?" and yet, you can’t help but admire its quirky genius.

Today, we’ve rounded up some hilarious and mind-boggling sentences from r/BrandNewSentence—a vibrant community of netizens dedicated to unearthing the most unexpected combinations of words ever typed. These gems are the kind of sentences you didn’t know you needed in your life until now!

#1

The Husband Lesbian Is A Better Husband Than I Was

The Husband Lesbian Is A Better Husband Than I Was

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#2

This Is Advance Homosexuality An I'm Just Amateur Apparently

This Is Advance Homosexuality An I'm Just Amateur Apparently

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#3

Ngl, I Would Pay For This Too

Ngl, I Would Pay For This Too

Smiles4YouRawrX3 Report

According to a study, researchers have discovered that we have over 6,000 individual thoughts running through our minds on any given day. From random musings to deep reflections, our brains are constantly buzzing with ideas, questions, and plans.

Sometimes, these numerous thoughts may turn into quirky, one-of-a-kind sentences that have probably never been spoken or written before. You know, those random phrases that pop into your head—the ones you didn't even think twice before saying out loud.

#4

Slurping Up The Power Grid To Make 1 Image Of A Girl With 5 Tits

Slurping Up The Power Grid To Make 1 Image Of A Girl With 5 Tits

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#5

Monday-Bundy

Monday-Bundy

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#6

He’s A Good Boy…

He’s A Good Boy…

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But here’s the thing—when you share those thoughts with someone else, they might pause and think, "Wait, that was an intriguing sentence!" It’s in those moments that we’re reminded just how wonderfully unpredictable language can be.

And that's exactly what the subreddit "Brand New Sentence" celebrates. With over 1.4 million members, this online community is dedicated to finding and sharing sentences that are a testament to the boundless creativity of human expression.

#7

Rs Tho

Rs Tho

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#8

Corn As In One Or Whole

Corn As In One Or Whole

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#9

Apologize To Mr. Hoskins, Immediately

Apologize To Mr. Hoskins, Immediately

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It’s easy for us to get lost in the maze of our own thoughts—after all, we juggle around 6,000 of them daily. But here’s the thing: Dr. Jordan Poppenk and his student, Julie Tseng, from Queen’s University in Canada, have developed a method that can pinpoint where one thought concludes and another begins.

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#10

Any Takers?

Any Takers?

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#11

The Pasta Is Now

The Pasta Is Now

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#12

The "Late 1900's"

The "Late 1900's"

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In a paper published in 2020 in the journal “Nature Communications," the researchers unveiled a method for isolating specific moments when a person is deeply engaged with a single idea, coining the term “thought worm” to describe this phenomenon.

#13

Why Must I Go To The Local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium And Haberdashery And Waste 3 Hours Of My Time

Why Must I Go To The Local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium And Haberdashery And Waste 3 Hours Of My Time

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#14

Sounds Like You're About To Shoot Up A Gamestop

Sounds Like You're About To Shoot Up A Gamestop

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#15

Amazing Discoveries

Amazing Discoveries

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Imagine you’re at work, and the deadline for an important project is coming soon. Suddenly, amidst all the pressure, you find yourself intensely focused on a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for days. In that moment, everything else fades away, and you’re wholly absorbed in the “thought worm” of that one idea.

#16

"The United States Is Three Joe Bidens Old"

"The United States Is Three Joe Bidens Old"

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#17

He’s Not Wrong

He’s Not Wrong

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#18

"Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist"

"Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist"

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Dr. Poppenk, who is the Canada Research Chair in cognitive neuroscience, explains, “What we call thought worms are adjacent points in a simplified representation of activity patterns in the brain. The brain occupies a different point in this 'state space’ at every moment. When a person moves onto a new thought, they create a new thought worm that we can detect with our methods.”

Imagine you’re daydreaming about a beach vacation. At one moment, you might be thinking about the sand; this represents one thought worm. And then, when you start thinking about the sound of waves crashing, you transition to a new point, forming a new thought worm.

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#19

A Couple Of New Ones Here

A Couple Of New Ones Here

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#20

Smell Like Concepts

Smell Like Concepts

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#21

Gummy Universe

Gummy Universe

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Dr. Poppenk further adds, “Our methods help us detect when a person is thinking something new, without regard to what the new thought is. You could say that we’ve skipped over vocabulary in an effort to understand the punctuation of the language of the mind.”

#22

A Never Before Uttered Insult

A Never Before Uttered Insult

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#23

I Am A Child With A Drinking Permit

I Am A Child With A Drinking Permit

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#24

Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

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This idea highlights how, at times, we don’t overthink our words and instead let our thoughts flow freely. When we stop filtering our expressions, we might end up saying some unique sentences that might have never been heard before. And sometimes it’s just coincidence or a playful twist of language that leads us to these gems.

#25

Formal Essays Are Never Happy

Formal Essays Are Never Happy

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#26

Being A Taylor Swift Fan In 2024 Feels Like Being A Jew In 1938

Being A Taylor Swift Fan In 2024 Feels Like Being A Jew In 1938

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#27

So Now I, As A Mom, Get To Deal With Telling My Toddlers We Can’t Watch Disney+ While In Our Tesla

So Now I, As A Mom, Get To Deal With Telling My Toddlers We Can’t Watch Disney+ While In Our Tesla

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#28

A Bird Leaf

A Bird Leaf

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Such unique sentences not only capture the person’s feelings but also showcase the playful nature of language. Which of these posts did you find the most interesting? Did any of them inspire a moment of creativity in your thoughts?

#29

Stalin's Granddaughter Is A

Stalin's Granddaughter Is A

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#30

Sandwich

Sandwich

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#31

Selling It By The Hawaiian Punch

Selling It By The Hawaiian Punch

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#32

"Wall People"

"Wall People"

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#33

"Fatter Assed Citizenry "

"Fatter Assed Citizenry "

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#34

"Female Archetype Is Lacanian Super Predator"

"Female Archetype Is Lacanian Super Predator"

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#35

Hawk Tuah Is In South Korea Today Speaking At A Blockchain Conference

Hawk Tuah Is In South Korea Today Speaking At A Blockchain Conference

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#36

New Mozart Dropping Dawg

New Mozart Dropping Dawg

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#37

Femboy Fishing

Femboy Fishing

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#38

I Wonder How Many Men Find Themselves Oddly Attracted To Flower And Bo Scent For Unknown Reasons

I Wonder How Many Men Find Themselves Oddly Attracted To Flower And Bo Scent For Unknown Reasons

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#39

Take The Quiz: Submissive And Breedable Or Autistic

Take The Quiz: Submissive And Breedable Or Autistic

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#40

“I Wish The Best Of Luck To You And Your Fungally Inclined Extremities”

“I Wish The Best Of Luck To You And Your Fungally Inclined Extremities”

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#41

Fake Foot Toes

Fake Foot Toes

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#42

All Stars Are North

All Stars Are North

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#43

The UK Is Starting To Run Out Of Ghosts

The UK Is Starting To Run Out Of Ghosts

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#44

Huh

Huh

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#45

With Luck Like That, Maybe He Deserves To Be President?

With Luck Like That, Maybe He Deserves To Be President?

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#46

“Keep The Meat.”

“Keep The Meat.”

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#47

Suspiciously Majestic

Suspiciously Majestic

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#48

Tmz With A New One, Only In Merica’

Tmz With A New One, Only In Merica’

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#49

Alright

Alright

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#50

Very Specific (And Likely True)

Very Specific (And Likely True)

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