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Sometimes when you're scrolling through the internet, you might stumble upon a sentence so absurdly perfect that it stops you in your tracks. It’s the kind of sentence that makes you wonder, "Did I just read that right?" and yet, you can’t help but admire its quirky genius.

Today, we’ve rounded up some hilarious and mind-boggling sentences from r/BrandNewSentence—a vibrant community of netizens dedicated to unearthing the most unexpected combinations of words ever typed. These gems are the kind of sentences you didn’t know you needed in your life until now!

#1

The Husband Lesbian Is A Better Husband Than I Was

The Husband Lesbian Is A Better Husband Than I Was

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    This Is Advance Homosexuality An I'm Just Amateur Apparently

    This Is Advance Homosexuality An I'm Just Amateur Apparently

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    #3

    Ngl, I Would Pay For This Too

    Ngl, I Would Pay For This Too

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    According to a study, researchers have discovered that we have over 6,000 individual thoughts running through our minds on any given day. From random musings to deep reflections, our brains are constantly buzzing with ideas, questions, and plans.

    Sometimes, these numerous thoughts may turn into quirky, one-of-a-kind sentences that have probably never been spoken or written before. You know, those random phrases that pop into your head—the ones you didn't even think twice before saying out loud.

    #4

    Slurping Up The Power Grid To Make 1 Image Of A Girl With 5 Tits

    Slurping Up The Power Grid To Make 1 Image Of A Girl With 5 Tits

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    #5

    Monday-Bundy

    Monday-Bundy

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    #6

    He’s A Good Boy…

    He’s A Good Boy…

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    But here’s the thing—when you share those thoughts with someone else, they might pause and think, "Wait, that was an intriguing sentence!" It’s in those moments that we’re reminded just how wonderfully unpredictable language can be.

    And that's exactly what the subreddit "Brand New Sentence" celebrates. With over 1.4 million members, this online community is dedicated to finding and sharing sentences that are a testament to the boundless creativity of human expression.

    #7

    Rs Tho

    Rs Tho

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    #8

    Corn As In One Or Whole

    Corn As In One Or Whole

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    #9

    Apologize To Mr. Hoskins, Immediately

    Apologize To Mr. Hoskins, Immediately

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    It’s easy for us to get lost in the maze of our own thoughts—after all, we juggle around 6,000 of them daily. But here’s the thing: Dr. Jordan Poppenk and his student, Julie Tseng, from Queen’s University in Canada, have developed a method that can pinpoint where one thought concludes and another begins.

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    #10

    Any Takers?

    Any Takers?

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    #11

    The Pasta Is Now

    The Pasta Is Now

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    #12

    The "Late 1900's"

    The "Late 1900's"

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    In a paper published in 2020 in the journal “Nature Communications," the researchers unveiled a method for isolating specific moments when a person is deeply engaged with a single idea, coining the term “thought worm” to describe this phenomenon.

    #13

    Why Must I Go To The Local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium And Haberdashery And Waste 3 Hours Of My Time

    Why Must I Go To The Local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium And Haberdashery And Waste 3 Hours Of My Time

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    #14

    Sounds Like You're About To Shoot Up A Gamestop

    Sounds Like You're About To Shoot Up A Gamestop

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    #15

    Amazing Discoveries

    Amazing Discoveries

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    Imagine you’re at work, and the deadline for an important project is coming soon. Suddenly, amidst all the pressure, you find yourself intensely focused on a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for days. In that moment, everything else fades away, and you’re wholly absorbed in the “thought worm” of that one idea.

    #16

    "The United States Is Three Joe Bidens Old"

    "The United States Is Three Joe Bidens Old"

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    #17

    He’s Not Wrong

    He’s Not Wrong

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    #18

    "Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist"

    "Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist"

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    Dr. Poppenk, who is the Canada Research Chair in cognitive neuroscience, explains, “What we call thought worms are adjacent points in a simplified representation of activity patterns in the brain. The brain occupies a different point in this 'state space’ at every moment. When a person moves onto a new thought, they create a new thought worm that we can detect with our methods.”

    Imagine you’re daydreaming about a beach vacation. At one moment, you might be thinking about the sand; this represents one thought worm. And then, when you start thinking about the sound of waves crashing, you transition to a new point, forming a new thought worm.

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    #19

    A Couple Of New Ones Here

    A Couple Of New Ones Here

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    #20

    Smell Like Concepts

    Smell Like Concepts

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    #21

    Gummy Universe

    Gummy Universe

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    Dr. Poppenk further adds, “Our methods help us detect when a person is thinking something new, without regard to what the new thought is. You could say that we’ve skipped over vocabulary in an effort to understand the punctuation of the language of the mind.”

    #22

    A Never Before Uttered Insult

    A Never Before Uttered Insult

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    #23

    I Am A Child With A Drinking Permit

    I Am A Child With A Drinking Permit

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    #24

    Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

    Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo

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    This idea highlights how, at times, we don’t overthink our words and instead let our thoughts flow freely. When we stop filtering our expressions, we might end up saying some unique sentences that might have never been heard before. And sometimes it’s just coincidence or a playful twist of language that leads us to these gems.

    #25

    Formal Essays Are Never Happy

    Formal Essays Are Never Happy

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    #26

    Being A Taylor Swift Fan In 2024 Feels Like Being A Jew In 1938

    Being A Taylor Swift Fan In 2024 Feels Like Being A Jew In 1938

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    #27

    So Now I, As A Mom, Get To Deal With Telling My Toddlers We Can’t Watch Disney+ While In Our Tesla

    So Now I, As A Mom, Get To Deal With Telling My Toddlers We Can’t Watch Disney+ While In Our Tesla

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    #28

    A Bird Leaf

    A Bird Leaf

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    Such unique sentences not only capture the person’s feelings but also showcase the playful nature of language. Which of these posts did you find the most interesting? Did any of them inspire a moment of creativity in your thoughts?

    #29

    Stalin's Granddaughter Is A

    Stalin's Granddaughter Is A

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    #30

    Sandwich

    Sandwich

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    #31

    Selling It By The Hawaiian Punch

    Selling It By The Hawaiian Punch

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    #32

    "Wall People"

    "Wall People"

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    #33

    "Fatter Assed Citizenry "

    "Fatter Assed Citizenry "

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    #34

    "Female Archetype Is Lacanian Super Predator"

    "Female Archetype Is Lacanian Super Predator"

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    #35

    Hawk Tuah Is In South Korea Today Speaking At A Blockchain Conference

    Hawk Tuah Is In South Korea Today Speaking At A Blockchain Conference

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    #36

    New Mozart Dropping Dawg

    New Mozart Dropping Dawg

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    #37

    Femboy Fishing

    Femboy Fishing

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    #38

    I Wonder How Many Men Find Themselves Oddly Attracted To Flower And Bo Scent For Unknown Reasons

    I Wonder How Many Men Find Themselves Oddly Attracted To Flower And Bo Scent For Unknown Reasons

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    #39

    Take The Quiz: Submissive And Breedable Or Autistic

    Take The Quiz: Submissive And Breedable Or Autistic

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    #40

    “I Wish The Best Of Luck To You And Your Fungally Inclined Extremities”

    “I Wish The Best Of Luck To You And Your Fungally Inclined Extremities”

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    #41

    Fake Foot Toes

    Fake Foot Toes

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    #42

    All Stars Are North

    All Stars Are North

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious what he thinks "mansplain" means, if he thinks "some chick" did it. Or maybe it's the "chick" part he's confused about, but I doubt that.

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect there's a lot he's confused about - but he's very confident.

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a boomer chick amateur astronomer, I couldn't deal with this lack of twenty-something intelligence.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, actually, in the southern hemisphere, they're to the south...

    Bluonthefront
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please send them into the backcountry to navigate by night.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the OP is very much confused about who was doing the mansplaining

    John morrison
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … And I don’t know what he thinks North means, but it ain’t what he thinks…

    Rodney Bowie
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is meant to be a joke, it kills. Like, this is Micheal Scott kinda logic here.

    Nancy Parker
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are so CONFIDENTLY WRONG. He has never seen or used a compass? Never a boy scout, that's for sure. And never served in the armed forces where orienteering is taught. Just wait until he emigrates to Mars, which lacks a magnetic field.

    Jay Alan
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much wrong with this statement... "unnecessary ALL CAPS, "some chick", "honey". What a cringy, patronizing dooooosh.

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    #43

    The UK Is Starting To Run Out Of Ghosts

    The UK Is Starting To Run Out Of Ghosts

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    #44

    Huh

    Huh

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    #45

    With Luck Like That, Maybe He Deserves To Be President?

    With Luck Like That, Maybe He Deserves To Be President?

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    #46

    “Keep The Meat.”

    “Keep The Meat.”

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    #47

    Suspiciously Majestic

    Suspiciously Majestic

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    #48

    Tmz With A New One, Only In Merica’

    Tmz With A New One, Only In Merica’

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    #49

    Alright

    Alright

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    #50

    Very Specific (And Likely True)

    Very Specific (And Likely True)

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    #51

    "A Portable Sun That Can Be Delivered By Aircraft"

    "A Portable Sun That Can Be Delivered By Aircraft"

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    #52

    "My (29f) Boyfriend (29m) Keeps Getting Into Fights With A Cook At Waffle House"

    "My (29f) Boyfriend (29m) Keeps Getting Into Fights With A Cook At Waffle House"

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    #53

    Ah Yes, That Chipotle

    Ah Yes, That Chipotle

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    #54

    Plus Size Coffins?

    Plus Size Coffins?

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    #55

    Stanky Jazz

    Stanky Jazz

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    #56

    Well

    Well

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    #57

    “American IQs Are Dropping. Here's Why It Might Not Be A Bad Thing”

    “American IQs Are Dropping. Here's Why It Might Not Be A Bad Thing”

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    #58

    Campaign Says The Worm That Ate Part Of His Brain Will Not Affect His Ability To Be President

    Campaign Says The Worm That Ate Part Of His Brain Will Not Affect His Ability To Be President

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    #59

    One Line Horror Story

    One Line Horror Story

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    #60

    The What Representing What As A What Now?

    The What Representing What As A What Now?

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    #61

    Let He Who Hasn’t Dumped A Dead Bear Cub In Central Park Cast The First Stone

    Let He Who Hasn’t Dumped A Dead Bear Cub In Central Park Cast The First Stone

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    #62

    Never Been Uttered Before

    Never Been Uttered Before

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    #63

    How To Erase The Woke Wikipedia From Researchs?

    How To Erase The Woke Wikipedia From Researchs?

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    #64

    "Side Hoe To His Map Video Game Addiction"

    "Side Hoe To His Map Video Game Addiction"

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    #65

    “Little Red Headed Dips**t”

    “Little Red Headed Dips**t”

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    #66

    Napoleon's Office Job

    Napoleon's Office Job

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    #67

    He Does?

    He Does?

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    #68

    Excuse Me, Without What?

    Excuse Me, Without What?

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    #69

    Mid B***h With Terrible Vibes

    Mid B***h With Terrible Vibes

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    #70

    An Orgy Of Mysterious Dickering (With A Death Ray)

    An Orgy Of Mysterious Dickering (With A Death Ray)

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    #71

    Wearing My Party Hat To The Eugenics Debate

    Wearing My Party Hat To The Eugenics Debate

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    #72

    "From Oakland To Ethiopia, We Will Fight Back!"

    "From Oakland To Ethiopia, We Will Fight Back!"

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    #73

    The Temu Vape Reversed The Cilantro Soap Gene In My Sister

    The Temu Vape Reversed The Cilantro Soap Gene In My Sister

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    #74

    Real (Understood Half The Sentence)

    Real (Understood Half The Sentence)

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    #75

    I Don’t Even Want To Know How They Came Up With This…

    I Don’t Even Want To Know How They Came Up With This…

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    #76

    Normal UK Moment

    Normal UK Moment

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    #77

    A Sentence That Sounds Like A South Park Episode Pitch:

    A Sentence That Sounds Like A South Park Episode Pitch:

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    #78

    “…in Case Ancient Protein Proves Deadly”

    “…in Case Ancient Protein Proves Deadly”

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    #79

    We Are Reaching Levels Of Race Science Not Seen In Decades. Next…phrenology!

    We Are Reaching Levels Of Race Science Not Seen In Decades. Next…phrenology!

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    #80

    I Had To Use Chatgpt To Learn Where To Buy A Stamp

    I Had To Use Chatgpt To Learn Where To Buy A Stamp

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    #81

    Maybe I Should Be Someone's Dead Wife

    Maybe I Should Be Someone's Dead Wife

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    #82

    Playing Tag With Tremendous Momentum

    Playing Tag With Tremendous Momentum

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    #83

    If Anyone Ever Wondered…

    If Anyone Ever Wondered…

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    #84

    Millennial And Gen X Core

    Millennial And Gen X Core

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    #85

    Anything But Lol??

    Anything But Lol??

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    #86

    Hawk Tuah Recently Went Viral For Her Rant On The Overuse Of Advanced Machine Learning Models By Junior Quant Researchers

    Hawk Tuah Recently Went Viral For Her Rant On The Overuse Of Advanced Machine Learning Models By Junior Quant Researchers

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    #87

    Caffeinated Instant Ramen

    Caffeinated Instant Ramen

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    #88

    "Taylor Swift, You Are A Young Pretty Girl, Do You Know What The Gang Members From Venezuela Do To Young Pretty Girls? It Ain't Pretty!"

    "Taylor Swift, You Are A Young Pretty Girl, Do You Know What The Gang Members From Venezuela Do To Young Pretty Girls? It Ain't Pretty!"

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