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The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.

Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.

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Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

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So, as mentioned above, Brand New Sentence is an online community that aims to collect and showcase sentences that have never before been written. Ever. In human history. A bit of an exaggeration, mayhaps, but let your perception be the judge of that once you feast your eyes on the submissions found in this listicle. If anything, it will definitely give you some perspective on the things people think about on the regular. And if you’re that skeptically nihilistic, appreciate it for the expository writing.

#4

Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

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#5

Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

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We once again return to the topic of human creativity with this one. Previously, we took a bit of a different approach—creativity was considered from the perspective of kids in our article on the best parenting tweets of October.

Creativity has many benefits—like, many—it supports mental growth, divergent thinking, development of sensory perception, verbal, coordination and attention skills, emotional intelligence and many other things. Like, many.

#7

Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

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Tracy Wallick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wikipedia says: "Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve."

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#9

The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

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So, if we encourage human creativity in kids, they will most certainly develop a skill for it and will take it with them into adulthood. Heck, according to preschool teacher Kristen Varley, BPHE, RECE, adults can apply the same methods of creativity for themselves to learn to be creative. And the beauty of creativity is that it is limitless. As long as particular conditions are met, there is endless potential for creativity to be born. And endless potential for brand new sentences.

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#11

Why NASA

Why NASA

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#12

Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

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The reasoning behind the limitlessness of creativity in humans is the potential for unique perspectives. Unlike artificial intelligence, which is limited by how much it has scraped off the internet, humans have the ability to break free from existing boundaries.

Keeping with the AI topic, lecturers Chloe Preece and Finola Kerrigan co-wrote a scholarly article on artistic brands where they elaborated that AI is consumer-centric and market-driven, whereas humans are self- and product driven.

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They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

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This contrast explains how AI is not only technically, but also by design, limited in its capabilities. Humans, on the other hand, have goals and desires to drive action and creativity. Where AI only essentially does what it’s supposed to, humans can break free from that. In turn, humans strive for innovation or artistic expression, or just plain old achieving personal goals as it’s rooted in self-expression and self-fulfillment. And when you consider those, the sky’s the limit, as they say.

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Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

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#17

If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

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Creativity is considered a tendency to generate or recognize ideas and possibilities that might just make that one problem solvable. It can also be used for the fun of it.

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To be creative means to be able to see things differently, in a new way. It’s like taking two unlikely things and putting them together—but the catch is you need to have experienced these two things in order to merge them. It doesn’t have to be two, it can be more, and it doesn’t have to be tangible either. But the fact is that it’s generating something new based on something else.

#19

What In The French

What In The French

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Considering all of this, the internet and all of its niche content goodness should not come as a surprise. It’s this sort of mixing and matching that seems to work well on the internet.

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Doubt that? Humans for Scale, Tweets of Cats, People Standing—these are just a few of the numerous pages with concepts that equal to put this very regular thing with this very regular thing to create something very unorthodox. This is what the internet thrives on.

#22

Why Would The Robot Do This

Why Would The Robot Do This

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LA La La (๑ˇ▽ˇ๑)•*¨*•.¸¸♪ stop criming la La La 🎶🎶

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#24

Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

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And, honestly, the weirder it is, the better. Remember? People have an uncanny tendency to like weird, gross and even scary things. Because evolution.

From an evolutionary standpoint, this attraction to all things macabre, morbid and monstrous feeds our survival instincts—it’s an attention bias towards otherwise averse things that keeps us on our toes and well equipped to face potential threats. By proxy, it also works well to draw your attention, putting you on the train to Scroll Town.

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Now, sure, weird and disgusting things abuse our evolutionary traits for views, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. There’s this thing called benign masochism—the tendency to seek out things that one would consider negative because there’s pleasure to be had in constrained risks. You know, riding roller coasters or abusing your body with spicy food.

#28

Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

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#29

Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

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#30

Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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Susie Elle
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there's a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80's inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless 'em.

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So, this is the point where we invite you to stretch your creativity muscles and talk about something that’s totally brand new in the comment section below. But if that’s not your forte, leave us an upvote and move on to your next adventure. It can also be the same type of adventure as brand new sentences are a recurring topic on Bored Panda.

#31

If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

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#32

I Must

I Must

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Flamingo Croquet
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather have a bad book in my bookshelves than a bomb dropped on my house, so... not a bad development, I guess?

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#33

Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

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#34

Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

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#35

Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

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#39

Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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#40

9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So Bin Laden committed a further-reaching act of terrorism against America

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#41

"Now That You Got Legs"

"Now That You Got Legs"

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.

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#42

He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

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#44

On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

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Lexekon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew summed it up perfectly. The belief we are licensed to be that awful to people who love us is an unnecessary burden to society.

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#46

Wtf

Wtf

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#47

Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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Firstname Lastname
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.

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#49

Eight Clams

Eight Clams

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Astrophile
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“These biological systems are comprised of eight mussels with sensors hot-glued to their shells. They work together with a network of computers and have been given control over the city’s water supply. If the waters are clean, these mussels stay open and happy. But when water quality drops too low, they close off and shut the water supply of millions of people with them.“

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#50

Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

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#51

Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

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Karmageddon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because walking like a 50's robots is sure to slay your enemies(with laughter!)

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#52

Permanent What Now?

Permanent What Now?

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#53

Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

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John Carr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In The Netherlands you have sex care workers. They help physically or mentally ill people have some sort of sex life. And they are not classed as prostitutes.

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#55

Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

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#56

I'm At A Loss For Words Here

I'm At A Loss For Words Here

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#58

My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

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#61

I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

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#62

Writing A Bible 2 Rn

Writing A Bible 2 Rn

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#63

"Flesh Ledges"

"Flesh Ledges"

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#64

Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This same officer was filmed freaking out and pepper spraying random people while her colleagues just stood by and did nothing.

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#65

This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

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Stephanie A Mutti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was the bag of chips that kept him writing. MMMMM guacamole and independence.

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#66

This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

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#67

I Have So Many Questions

I Have So Many Questions

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#69

Emotional Support Stripper

Emotional Support Stripper

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it’s better than the horrific nonconsensual “emotional support stripping” that happened in WW2.

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#70

It’s Such A Femboy Language

It’s Such A Femboy Language

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Monstarr the Divisive
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, yeah, yeah it's all just omlette du fromage and Le b******t until le foreign legion comes to say BONJOUR

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#71

"I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

"I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

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#73

Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone whose second language literally has boy grammar and girl grammar, I’m going to assume that this person’s language has at least one feature that would make this person a flaming hypocrite.

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#75

The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man

The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man

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#76

"...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

"...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

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OWL ON A MISSION
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://ew.com/movies/holes-star-khleo-thomas-wins-mortal-kombat-tournament-in-goofy-movie-costume/

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#78

I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

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#79

It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically if you’re a greedy billionaire, even your stepson won’t give a damn if you die? This sounds like a cautionary tale, but we should probably vaporise Tr*mp, M*sk and B*zos to test this theory.

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#80

Pokemon Is Too Powerful

Pokemon Is Too Powerful

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#82

A Lot To Digest Here

A Lot To Digest Here

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