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The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.

Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.

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Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

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Homie In Law

Homie In Law

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“What R Ur Adjectives???”

“What R Ur Adjectives???”

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So, as mentioned above, Brand New Sentence is an online community that aims to collect and showcase sentences that have never before been written. Ever. In human history. A bit of an exaggeration, mayhaps, but let your perception be the judge of that once you feast your eyes on the submissions found in this listicle. If anything, it will definitely give you some perspective on the things people think about on the regular. And if you’re that skeptically nihilistic, appreciate it for the expository writing.

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Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

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Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

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I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

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We once again return to the topic of human creativity with this one. Previously, we took a bit of a different approach—creativity was considered from the perspective of kids in our article on the best parenting tweets of October.

Creativity has many benefits—like, many—it supports mental growth, divergent thinking, development of sensory perception, verbal, coordination and attention skills, emotional intelligence and many other things. Like, many.

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Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

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Yeehaw High School

Yeehaw High School

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The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

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So, if we encourage human creativity in kids, they will most certainly develop a skill for it and will take it with them into adulthood. Heck, according to preschool teacher Kristen Varley, BPHE, RECE, adults can apply the same methods of creativity for themselves to learn to be creative. And the beauty of creativity is that it is limitless. As long as particular conditions are met, there is endless potential for creativity to be born. And endless potential for brand new sentences.

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That Good Ol Southern Drawl

That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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Why NASA

Why NASA

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Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

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The reasoning behind the limitlessness of creativity in humans is the potential for unique perspectives. Unlike artificial intelligence, which is limited by how much it has scraped off the internet, humans have the ability to break free from existing boundaries.

Keeping with the AI topic, lecturers Chloe Preece and Finola Kerrigan co-wrote a scholarly article on artistic brands where they elaborated that AI is consumer-centric and market-driven, whereas humans are self- and product driven.

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They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

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Switching To Gender Evil

Switching To Gender Evil

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What About Iceberg's Tears?

What About Iceberg's Tears?

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This contrast explains how AI is not only technically, but also by design, limited in its capabilities. Humans, on the other hand, have goals and desires to drive action and creativity. Where AI only essentially does what it’s supposed to, humans can break free from that. In turn, humans strive for innovation or artistic expression, or just plain old achieving personal goals as it’s rooted in self-expression and self-fulfillment. And when you consider those, the sky’s the limit, as they say.

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Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

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If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

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Umm..no?

Umm..no?

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Creativity is considered a tendency to generate or recognize ideas and possibilities that might just make that one problem solvable. It can also be used for the fun of it.

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To be creative means to be able to see things differently, in a new way. It’s like taking two unlikely things and putting them together—but the catch is you need to have experienced these two things in order to merge them. It doesn’t have to be two, it can be more, and it doesn’t have to be tangible either. But the fact is that it’s generating something new based on something else.

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What In The French

What In The French

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Tom & Jerry Irl

Tom & Jerry Irl

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What A Guy

What A Guy

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Considering all of this, the internet and all of its niche content goodness should not come as a surprise. It’s this sort of mixing and matching that seems to work well on the internet.

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Doubt that? Humans for Scale, Tweets of Cats, People Standing—these are just a few of the numerous pages with concepts that equal to put this very regular thing with this very regular thing to create something very unorthodox. This is what the internet thrives on.

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Why Would The Robot Do This

Why Would The Robot Do This

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Too Late For Vito Though

Too Late For Vito Though

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Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

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And, honestly, the weirder it is, the better. Remember? People have an uncanny tendency to like weird, gross and even scary things. Because evolution.

From an evolutionary standpoint, this attraction to all things macabre, morbid and monstrous feeds our survival instincts—it’s an attention bias towards otherwise averse things that keeps us on our toes and well equipped to face potential threats. By proxy, it also works well to draw your attention, putting you on the train to Scroll Town.

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New For All Of Use + Meme

New For All Of Use + Meme

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Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

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Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

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Now, sure, weird and disgusting things abuse our evolutionary traits for views, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. There’s this thing called benign masochism—the tendency to seek out things that one would consider negative because there’s pleasure to be had in constrained risks. You know, riding roller coasters or abusing your body with spicy food.

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Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

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Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

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Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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So, this is the point where we invite you to stretch your creativity muscles and talk about something that’s totally brand new in the comment section below. But if that’s not your forte, leave us an upvote and move on to your next adventure. It can also be the same type of adventure as brand new sentences are a recurring topic on Bored Panda.

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If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

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I Must

I Must

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Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

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Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

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Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

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We're Living In The Matrix 😎

We're Living In The Matrix 😎

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Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

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Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

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"Now That You Got Legs"

"Now That You Got Legs"

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He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

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Pregnant Hands

Pregnant Hands

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On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

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Anyone Hiring?

Anyone Hiring?

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Wtf

Wtf

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Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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$200 Million Suicide Shawarma

$200 Million Suicide Shawarma

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Eight Clams

Eight Clams

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Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

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Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

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Permanent What Now?

Permanent What Now?

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Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

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“Ethically Sourced Child’s Spine”

“Ethically Sourced Child’s Spine”

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Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

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I'm At A Loss For Words Here

I'm At A Loss For Words Here

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Wtf Am I Reading?

Wtf Am I Reading?

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My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

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Modern Problems Requiers Modern Solutions

Modern Problems Requiers Modern Solutions

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What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

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Writing A Bible 2 Rn

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"Flesh Ledges"

"Flesh Ledges"

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Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

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This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

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This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

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I Have So Many Questions

I Have So Many Questions

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Sims 4 Eugenics (Guilty)

Sims 4 Eugenics (Guilty)

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Emotional Support Stripper

Emotional Support Stripper

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It’s Such A Femboy Language

It’s Such A Femboy Language

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"I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

"I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

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The Mister Is Covering The Beast

The Mister Is Covering The Beast

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Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

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BrownTabby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone whose second language literally has boy grammar and girl grammar, I’m going to assume that this person’s language has at least one feature that would make this person a flaming hypocrite.

DB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it is. But to be fair not everyone who writes or talk like that is black. Some do it purposely to appear cool when in fact it just makes them look ignorant.

Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't understand why so many people get worked up about AAVE. I did struggle at times when I first came across it, but by using the sentence as a whole to gain context, it soon became clear. I mean, ffs,they're writing a comment on social media, not an operations manual for a nuclear power station or weapon system! Maybe I should start using my own version to really fůck the grammar twonks up? Black Country Vernacular English anyone?

Sweetie Dahling
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The You're Wrong About podcast has a really interesting episode on the "Ebonics controversy" where they also discuss the linguistic properties of AAE. It was definitely very eye-opening! (Am not from the US)

Tired Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an English speaking person, I don't understand that either. When my youngest texts on social media I don't understand it either. But I'm old.

Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I get that difficulty as well sometimes. To be precise I also have difficulty understanding teenage talk sometimes as well. To be even more precise, sometimes I can't figure out what gen Z is talking about either. To be extremely precise .. Well, sometimes you just can't understand what was not included in textbooks when learning English. That does not constitutes to a problem with the speaker/writer, just shows that I need to lean more. And, all things aside, English is a weird, made up language not even native speakers can agree on how to speak. So who am I to conquer it all if British have difficulty understanding some American slang, or worse yet, even within the US north and south have different words for same stuff let alone how they spell the same words differently. Man... I'll never properly learn English. My only consolation is, neither native speakers :D

Flamingo Croquet
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. Yes, you are. Edit to the downvoters: I get that some people dislike slang. But if you only dislike African Americans who use slang, let me repeat: yes, this is racist. What the hell...

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Well There's This

Well There's This

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The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man

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"...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

"...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

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I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

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It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

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A Lot To Digest Here

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Snow Chungus

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