The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.
Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.
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Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard
Homie In Law
“What R Ur Adjectives???”
So, as mentioned above, Brand New Sentence is an online community that aims to collect and showcase sentences that have never before been written. Ever. In human history. A bit of an exaggeration, mayhaps, but let your perception be the judge of that once you feast your eyes on the submissions found in this listicle. If anything, it will definitely give you some perspective on the things people think about on the regular. And if you’re that skeptically nihilistic, appreciate it for the expository writing.
Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog
she just needed something for Harry to do so she could write prose
Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People
I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…
We once again return to the topic of human creativity with this one. Previously, we took a bit of a different approach—creativity was considered from the perspective of kids in our article on the best parenting tweets of October.
Creativity has many benefits—like, many—it supports mental growth, divergent thinking, development of sensory perception, verbal, coordination and attention skills, emotional intelligence and many other things. Like, many.
Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck
Wikipedia says: "Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve."
Yeehaw High School
The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge
So, if we encourage human creativity in kids, they will most certainly develop a skill for it and will take it with them into adulthood. Heck, according to preschool teacher Kristen Varley, BPHE, RECE, adults can apply the same methods of creativity for themselves to learn to be creative. And the beauty of creativity is that it is limitless. As long as particular conditions are met, there is endless potential for creativity to be born. And endless potential for brand new sentences.
That Good Ol Southern Drawl
Why NASA
ah Americans, will use anything other than the metric system
Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation
The reasoning behind the limitlessness of creativity in humans is the potential for unique perspectives. Unlike artificial intelligence, which is limited by how much it has scraped off the internet, humans have the ability to break free from existing boundaries.
Keeping with the AI topic, lecturers Chloe Preece and Finola Kerrigan co-wrote a scholarly article on artistic brands where they elaborated that AI is consumer-centric and market-driven, whereas humans are self- and product driven.
They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her
Switching To Gender Evil
What About Iceberg's Tears?
This contrast explains how AI is not only technically, but also by design, limited in its capabilities. Humans, on the other hand, have goals and desires to drive action and creativity. Where AI only essentially does what it’s supposed to, humans can break free from that. In turn, humans strive for innovation or artistic expression, or just plain old achieving personal goals as it’s rooted in self-expression and self-fulfillment. And when you consider those, the sky’s the limit, as they say.
Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest
If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer
Umm..no?
Creativity is considered a tendency to generate or recognize ideas and possibilities that might just make that one problem solvable. It can also be used for the fun of it.
To be creative means to be able to see things differently, in a new way. It’s like taking two unlikely things and putting them together—but the catch is you need to have experienced these two things in order to merge them. It doesn’t have to be two, it can be more, and it doesn’t have to be tangible either. But the fact is that it’s generating something new based on something else.
What In The French
how did you know that when I said "those people" I meant the french.
Tom & Jerry Irl
What A Guy
Considering all of this, the internet and all of its niche content goodness should not come as a surprise. It’s this sort of mixing and matching that seems to work well on the internet.
Doubt that? Humans for Scale, Tweets of Cats, People Standing—these are just a few of the numerous pages with concepts that equal to put this very regular thing with this very regular thing to create something very unorthodox. This is what the internet thrives on.
Why Would The Robot Do This
Too Late For Vito Though
Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive
How did they prove it? Did they manage to take care of a plant for a month?
And, honestly, the weirder it is, the better. Remember? People have an uncanny tendency to like weird, gross and even scary things. Because evolution.
From an evolutionary standpoint, this attraction to all things macabre, morbid and monstrous feeds our survival instincts—it’s an attention bias towards otherwise averse things that keeps us on our toes and well equipped to face potential threats. By proxy, it also works well to draw your attention, putting you on the train to Scroll Town.
New For All Of Use + Meme
Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey
Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb
Now, sure, weird and disgusting things abuse our evolutionary traits for views, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. There’s this thing called benign masochism—the tendency to seek out things that one would consider negative because there’s pleasure to be had in constrained risks. You know, riding roller coasters or abusing your body with spicy food.
Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!
Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained
Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France
I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there's a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80's inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless 'em.
So, this is the point where we invite you to stretch your creativity muscles and talk about something that’s totally brand new in the comment section below. But if that’s not your forte, leave us an upvote and move on to your next adventure. It can also be the same type of adventure as brand new sentences are a recurring topic on Bored Panda.
If Only They’d Had Some Indication…
I Must
I'd rather have a bad book in my bookshelves than a bomb dropped on my house, so... not a bad development, I guess?
Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…
Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All
Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls
We're Living In The Matrix 😎
Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???
Being Medium Ugly Is Lit
Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers
9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey
So Bin Laden committed a further-reaching act of terrorism against America
"Now That You Got Legs"
I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.
He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood
Pregnant Hands
On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality
Anyone Hiring?
Wtf
Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half
I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.
$200 Million Suicide Shawarma
Eight Clams
“These biological systems are comprised of eight mussels with sensors hot-glued to their shells. They work together with a network of computers and have been given control over the city’s water supply. If the waters are clean, these mussels stay open and happy. But when water quality drops too low, they close off and shut the water supply of millions of people with them.“
Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…
So if I have to use google to figure out what most of these mean then they're not funny.
This is quite possibly the weirdest post I've seen on BP thus far.
So if I have to use google to figure out what most of these mean then they're not funny.
This is quite possibly the weirdest post I've seen on BP thus far.