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The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across—it’s an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents).

Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they’re amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether.

Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don’t believe us? Well then, you’re in for a treat. Today, we’re featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence “never before written, found in the wild.” It’s a writer’s, reader’s, and language-lover’s dream subreddit.

Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books.

"A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning—sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works."

When you’re done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you’ve ever written, dear Pandas, we’d love it if you shared it in the comment section.

Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context.

"Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it."

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Supportive Grandma

Supportive Grandma

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Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence."

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Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can’t deny that it’s a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look.

Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren’t allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to “never been said before,” cannot be an idiom, and has to be “humorous or confusingly worded.”

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That'd Be Great

That'd Be Great

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A Two Pound Meat Potato

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Rebecca Flanagan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night.

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What If I'm That One?

What If I'm That One?

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign).

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The subreddit’s moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don’t forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything.

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“If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK),” they explain.

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Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

Individually Assigned Rodent Friend

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troufaki13
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe each rodent has special skills like Ratatouille and is seeking its human so they can work together

Vorknkx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What kind of rat did you get?" - "A carpenter. I was kinda hoping it would be a gourmet chef like in that Pixar movie..."

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw that documentary. What sticks in my head is what they learned about feral cats and how the cats won’t mess with the rats, the rats in NYC are so bad ass that the cats are all a solid NO

Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most cats will stay clear of feral rats if they are not feeling especially adventurous (or really hungry) that day. They are not exactly an easy prey to tackle. I saw an amusing YouTube video some time a go where a young cat tried to check out a rat in the streets. The rat clearly disapproved and chased the poor kitty around the block...

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm quite sure that there are more rats than people. It normally is in cities. Fun fact: You are rarely more than 6 meters/20 feet from a rodent.

Scottsby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would gladly adopt one of Bruno Madrigal’s rats to use in my own telenovas.

D K
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if they were capybaras instead of rats. Even better

SydneyP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d take one 🤷🏼 I’m that weird animal lover though. I would pet an alligator if I was sure it wouldn’t bite me. Even then I might consider it if it was tiny :)

Dan H
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that is the case can they be claimed as dependence on tax forms?

Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw that documentary & puked in the hallway when it got to the lady drowning them so she could cut them up for food.

GramDB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ratatouille" is my favorite animated movie … no wait … "UP" … no wait … "Frozen" … no wait … "Frozen 2" … no wait … "The Croods" oh heck … I just love animated movies… duh!

Iapetos
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's cute until you realize that rodents have a MUCH shorter lifespan.

Leah Jolliff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣 I'm cryin. I bet that documentary was on real early in the morning.

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you're right its beutiful (ik the spelling is wrong I just put it like that for no reason lul)

François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, that would make the cohabitation in big cities so much more enjoyable for everyone.

Om
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hm I doubt it's only one rat. I read a report when I was in high school, around 2009, and it was approximately 10 rats per individual. I'd expect the number to be greater now, unless somehow the human population grew without the rats, or the rats have been slowly eradicated.

Vlacas12
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than individually assigned munchers. Trump can have the king-rat though. Or better not! Didn't end well with Palmer. (This post just screams Vasiliy Fet to me. For those that don't know, look up The Strain by Guillermo del Toro)

Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And maybe one day you too will find your very special rat.

Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taken from "There's a broken heart for every light on Broadway." Similar feeling.

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“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges.

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Beer Angel

Beer Angel

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your smashing tiny projectiles around at high speed is a great time to have a beer.

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#11

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect

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ThatOneWriter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know this is supposed to be a thread on weird sentences but this is also REALLY GOOD advice.

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Exclusively By

Exclusively By

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In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying ‘I had went’). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar,” the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve.

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According to her, if we rely too much on spell-check and autocorrect, we can end up turning off our critical thinking skills. In short, we can forget how to think and write.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

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Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

Brand New Sentence And I Don’t Think My Mans Took One Breath

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The professor also suggests having someone look over your work in order to find any mistakes that you might have left behind.

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“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A moth flew into my freezer last night when I opened the door, I got him out within 5-8 seconds but he was still and on his back. Put my fingertip gently on his legs and to his body, finger felt cold suddenly, moth woke up and flew away. TLDR: moth tried out cryogenics in my freezer, he was successful 😃

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Hönkhalt

Hönkhalt

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#22

Poor Syntax Error

Poor Syntax Error

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

X Æ A-12 is going to become 2 x X Æ A-6 and thus the custody will be evenly distributed.

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#23

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

Cleetus Had Been Up For 3 Days Drinking Paint Tinner

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#25

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

Hp P*ssyjet V5000

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad that the older kids in these extremely large families are burdened with caring for the younger children and a lot of housework b/c the parents can't possibly do it all by themselves. I think this is selfish.

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#26

Lies And December

Lies And December

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is why he gets an A despite the fact he's spouting bullshit....it's beautiful, poetic bullshit.

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Fax-Sending Samurai

Fax-Sending Samurai

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Robert. E. Lee. Is. An. A*hole. Racist. Send. Him. To. Japan. The reply: Will. Do. Send. Sushi.

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Frenchman's Sock

Frenchman's Sock

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C. Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm pretty sh*t at chess but no one can touch my Frenchman's cumsock game.

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#32

Illegal Occupation Of November

Illegal Occupation Of November

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#33

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

Imagine Being Abducted By Aliens And They Give You A Gucci Belt

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Rod Egret
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I don't want to mate with people attracted by Gucci belts!!!!

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#34

Anybody?

Anybody?

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#35

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

Lower Case T's Started Hurting

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#37

Blaise

Blaise

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she doesn't like getting shocks, she should skip Lt. Surge. She will end up Brock-en hearted

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"I Guess God Does Hair"

"I Guess God Does Hair"

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Eppe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was she wearing clothes? That t-shirt is just a big mask for your torso.

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#41

Missed An Opportunity There

Missed An Opportunity There

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having gonorrhea and diarrhea at the same time. There's absolutely no place in your nether regions that doesn't hurt.

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#42

Wondering When That Point Comes

Wondering When That Point Comes

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#43

The Pomegranate Trials

The Pomegranate Trials

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Diana Buckland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person with ADHD, depending on where you're at the pomegranate can be your greatest delight or worst nightmare...you know what I'm talking about...

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#44

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

Never Heard That One Before. Am I Wrong?

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C. Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*ck yeah. Reddit, where posting content is just an excuse to create comments like this. I swear it's 25% the content and 75% the comments for me lol

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#46

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

I'm Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones

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#47

Owning An Old Home

Owning An Old Home

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BigOrangeTractor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, old is good, you just need to go older. Our place was built in the 1700s (possibly earlier, nobody's sure) and we were concerned about the ability of the attic beams to carry the workman's weight when he went up there to install loft insulation. When he came down he told us we had no problem there, they were about a foot square... Old can be gooooood.

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Grape On Endangered Species List

Grape On Endangered Species List

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#49

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

"They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life"

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Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, the girlfriend has NO idea. I'm a proud member of 250,000 strong planted aquarium community on reddit mostly discussing different types of algae and micro-dosing. Daily. I don't even own an aquarium anymore.

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Ska In A Nutshell

Ska In A Nutshell

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XenoMurph
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Halloumi fries, and not many 13 year olds know what Ska is. This whole comment is Madness.

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#52

Talk To The Lobsters

Talk To The Lobsters

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LuckyL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a great advice! I don't even care if they're alive or dead at the moment (the lobster, not the children)

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#53

When An Explosion Explodes Hard Enough

When An Explosion Explodes Hard Enough

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our brains are a cross between soggy bacon and fatty tapioka, running on low voltage electricity. Locked in a box of carbon and calsium, halucinating quietly to itself about philosophy, religion and calculus. It's not at all strange that we are weird at times.

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#54

I Think She's On To Us, Mathamachicken

I Think She's On To Us, Mathamachicken

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AtomKat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The phrase ‘mathmachicken’ made me laugh so hard I choked. Seriously haven’t laughed like that in a while.

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#56

The Shape Of Soup

The Shape Of Soup

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#57

Capital Numbers

Capital Numbers

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#59

Giant Unkillable Sex Wizard

Giant Unkillable Sex Wizard

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#64

You Are So Full Of Blood Jacob Now You're Just Being Selfish

You Are So Full Of Blood Jacob Now You're Just Being Selfish

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John Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to make sure you are giving blood to the right people as well. If they ask you to give blood at night in a carpark, you might have been donating to a vampire......... or a druggie that needs to pass a blood test.

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#66

I Thought A Rusty Trombone Was Something Else

I Thought A Rusty Trombone Was Something Else

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#68

Decades Of Microplastics In Your Brain

Decades Of Microplastics In Your Brain

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is super sad since they just found micro plastics in some woman’s placenta after she gave birth. No joke

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#69

Not Me I Like Mine Well Done

Not Me I Like Mine Well Done

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BigOrangeTractor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Warning: Boring, Serious Response. It's for us folk that iron things. You don't want stuff bone dry if you're going to iron it.

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#70

All Of It

All Of It

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Rebecca Flanagan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I appreciate synopses of epic novels and historical events that apply the storyline to something tangible, something relatable. Like WW1 / The Great War being a bar fight among countries.

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#71

Never Thought I Would Read Something Like This..

Never Thought I Would Read Something Like This..

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#72

I Want More Overgrown Ruins To Explore And If I Have To Make Them Myself Then So Be It

I Want More Overgrown Ruins To Explore And If I Have To Make Them Myself Then So Be It

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#74

This Lane Is For Crime

This Lane Is For Crime

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C. Wade
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES - THANK YOU - If you're not willing to commit a couple of crimes, GET TF OUT OF THE FAST LANE 😂

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#75

The Perfect Plan

The Perfect Plan

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a sustainable pricing model, this business will fold when they run out of their VC money. THEN all the paperwork gets published and you're in trouble. C- would not recommend.

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#76

Uncle/Stroke Victim Embracing The Memory Loss

Uncle/Stroke Victim Embracing The Memory Loss

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always think about those rare, lucky people who have a health crisis and end up better off than before. Like the guy who had average intellect, but after sustaining a brain injury, he was fluent in 10 different languages.

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#77

There Is Only One Person In The World Who Can Prove That I'm Not A Cardinal

There Is Only One Person In The World Who Can Prove That I'm Not A Cardinal

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All about men conferring and receiving power, isn't it? Anyone can tell I 'm not a secret cardinal because I have boobs.

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#78

If I Get Trickshotted By Someone And On The Mic I Hear Oink Oink I’m Making F*cking Bacon

If I Get Trickshotted By Someone And On The Mic I Hear Oink Oink I’m Making F*cking Bacon

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#79

Gingerbread Is As Inscrutable And Fundamental As Carbon. Only We Can See The Horror

Gingerbread Is As Inscrutable And Fundamental As Carbon. Only We Can See The Horror

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#84

Antidepressant Nerd Rope

Antidepressant Nerd Rope

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American pharmacy companies are writing all of this down and setting a 4000% mark up on anti-depressant melatonin gummies

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#85

You Wouldn't Download A Plant

You Wouldn't Download A Plant

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to laugh at those VHS video piracy ads before the movie. "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR!". Yes, I absolutely would if I could, you idiot.

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#87

"You Kids Are Overeducated And Over-Gay"

"You Kids Are Overeducated And Over-Gay"

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno man, I feel like Gen Z has out-gayed us and that's rather sad. We're not quite as under-gay as our predecessors but many of us could still use a good dose or two.

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Stingray Bag

Stingray Bag

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Pezor Zass
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

basically off topic, but i burn so easily that seeing people sitting under all that sun just out there and exposed always freaks me out a little. Like part of my brain can't accept that people do this.

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#90

I'm Free After Noon But Before Bonky

I'm Free After Noon But Before Bonky

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one might be problematic in the UK, where bonk has another meaning.

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#91

No That's Fine I Think An Element Of Danger At Brunch Is Sexy And Fun

No That's Fine I Think An Element Of Danger At Brunch Is Sexy And Fun

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ThatOneWriter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to follow VampireApologist! I'm sad they deactivated their account, they were awesome.

#92

I Prefer Shuffle

I Prefer Shuffle

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#93

Enough Reddit For Today

Enough Reddit For Today

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to quit I think and do something more rewarding, something like a BMW indicator fitter

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#94

Cursor Parking Lot

Cursor Parking Lot

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Rebecca Flanagan
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse my while I add "reserved for cursor" to every Google Doc in my team folder. My presentations — in person or video conference — always include a "Parking Lot" for audience questions (so we don't forget, I can answer/call it out when appropriate in the presentations, and so the participant doesn't fixate in the question and listens better). Dorkily excited to add that reserved spot within that slide. Haha!

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#97

“Tongue Kissing 4 Strangers Is Not An Immune System Flex”

“Tongue Kissing 4 Strangers Is Not An Immune System Flex”

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#98

I [36m] Am Polyamorous And My Partners [23f, 24f, 28f, 30f] Have Unionized

I [36m] Am Polyamorous And My Partners [23f, 24f, 28f, 30f] Have Unionized

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ThatOneWriter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go, ladies! Form your own poly unit and kick out the man 🥰🥰🥰

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#99

’No-Yugioh’ Holiday

’No-Yugioh’ Holiday

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, she wins any argument because she is wearing a Deadpool on a unicorn T-shirt

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